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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

nut posted:

ya I’m making hay alright like hay I think I’ll have another beer

hay-ooooo


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Goons Are Great posted:

Uh oh my god I just tried chewing tobacco for the first time in my life and for the past ten minutes I was entirely certain I would die
I think I did something wrong, how does nicotine work

I've been chewing for 10 years and I hate it. It seems so much harder to quit than smoking, but my gums are receding and one day I put a bunch in my mouth and when I looked up a woman with half a jaw was starting at me. She didn't say anything and neither did I and I could see tears welling up in her eyes. It got me shook.

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I've been chewing for 10 years and I hate it. It seems so much harder to quit than smoking, but my gums are receding and one day I put a bunch in my mouth and when I looked up a woman with half a jaw was starting at me. She didn't say anything and neither did I and I could see tears welling up in her eyes. It got me shook.

drat dude.

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Goons Are Great posted:

i spent one and half hours trying to decide what coffee cup to get, gonna post the result of this difficult decision making soon


Is it this one?

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

nut


mamma mia

vanisher


"the original toilet coffee mug"

don't get tricked by impostor mugs



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

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ChubbyChecker

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/432835626409132044/722675757754744863/this_is_beans.mp4









GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


vanisher posted:

"the original toilet coffee mug"

don't get tricked by impostor mugs

I have been made a fool again! drat you duplicitous toilet mugs!

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob


lol i was gonna post this ty. sound on, it's so good


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I've been chewing for 10 years and I hate it. It seems so much harder to quit than smoking, but my gums are receding and one day I put a bunch in my mouth and when I looked up a woman with half a jaw was starting at me. She didn't say anything and neither did I and I could see tears welling up in her eyes. It got me shook.

that is referred to as a "wake up call" but you don't have to answer unless you want to


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


owlhawk911 posted:

that is referred to as a "wake up call" but you don't have to answer unless you want to

Yeah, but like, on the red emergency phone in the oval office. The problem is my wife smokes and also wants to quit but every time one or both of us tries to quit out goes badly.

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Yeah, but like, on the red emergency phone in the oval office. The problem is my wife smokes and also wants to quit but every time one or both of us tries to quit out goes badly.

my grandpa died of lung cancer when i was real young still smoking with an oxygen tank, my dad finally switched to nicotine candies and has lasted long enough to get real confused about what day it is/where he's at. i just smoke weed all the time and am already confused as to what day it is/where i'm at. i got no answers :420::rznv:


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

FluffieDuckie

Tobacco is bad friends. Please reconsider. We don’t want to lose you.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



i quit smoking after years of smoking like each cig held the key to existence. i vaped for about a year, tried various versions/sizes.

my daughter (11) caught me vaping and welp, she cried and i cried and then we both put it in the battery recycle box and that was it.

i used the gum for a few days, now i am just chomping on sunflower seeds they really do the trick.

so far, it's been 3 weeks.

godspeed, GODSPEED JOHN GLENN--i know you and your wife can do it!!!

:glomp:


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Pahilla the Hun posted:

i quit smoking after years of smoking like each cig held the key to existence. i vaped for about a year, tried various versions/sizes.

my daughter (11) caught me vaping and welp, she cried and i cried and then we both put it in the battery recycle box and that was it.

i used the gum for a few days, now i am just chomping on sunflower seeds they really do the trick.

so far, it's been 3 weeks.

godspeed, GODSPEED JOHN GLENN--i know you and your wife can do it!!!

:glomp:

:3::cry::3:

e: wholesome


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
my dog catches me vaping all the time but i'm the boss of him so i keep making the chunky clouds like a big big man





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

prepuce repurposed posted:

my dog catches me vaping all the time but i'm the boss of him so i keep making the chunky clouds like a big big man

what if he cried tho


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

owlhawk911 posted:

what if he cried tho

i would harden my heart and vow to blow chunkier clouds still, for he his a urinal dog and must learn by example





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



if i saw a dog cry, i would cry


e: i also wonder what it sounds like


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

prepuce repurposed posted:

i would harden my heart and vow to blow chunkier clouds still, for he his a urinal dog and must learn by example


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

someday :allears:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

I brought my Drake

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

I received a postcard in the mail from Postcrossing recommending this group: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy_ZtrwK7lg

I wish it wouldn't embed the video but I don't know how to stop it. :(

I just wanted to share a nice German folk song about pirates from the traveling BYOB spaceship.

SASS-133DCB

Tipps


party in the front

business in the back

Ngl from the url I was hoping for the draw sailor moon meme but with a bulldog

Ass-penny

prepuce repurposed posted:

my dog catches me vaping all the time but i'm the boss of him so i keep making the chunky clouds like a big big man

Fuckin :lmao:

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

queserasera posted:

I received a postcard in the mail from Postcrossing recommending this group: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy_ZtrwK7lg

I wish it wouldn't embed the video but I don't know how to stop it. :(

I just wanted to share a nice German folk song about pirates from the traveling BYOB spaceship.

On a computer, I think ctrl+v does the embed automatically; right click>paste just adds the url


On the app, paste does the url and i have to use the video bbcode button to embed


Either way, song is shared and appreciated. Another byob success story!

biosterous




if you change the tags around it to [url] then it'll be a direct link instead of embedding

or you can do [url=(url goes here)]text of the link here[backslash url] to make a words link



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Tipps posted:

Ngl from the url I was hoping for the draw sailor moon meme but with a bulldog

i tried searching "sailor moon vaping" but was driven back by a terrifying wall of anime


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Goons Are Gifts

Hello I finally got my new mug check it out


City of Glompton

awe what a cutie, what's its name?

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

Hello I finally got my new mug check it out


:smuggo:







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Heather Papps

hello friend


pow bang zap



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Robot Made of Meat

FluffieDuckie posted:

Tobacco is bad friends. Please reconsider. We don’t want to lose you.

Living with someone with COPD. He coughs hard for 20-30 minutes at least once an hour.

You don't deserve that fate, and nor do those who care about you.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Manifisto



:confused: wouldn't this be ideal for a quarantine-type situation?

vanisher


lol

okiedoke

I am the Doke to the Okie
Let's go!
Where are we going, Greg?
To the library dispensary!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:peanut:

Ass-penny


drat I just watched this and just lol that dude is so indignant. He has no awareness of being trolled. Thanks for posting.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

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Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



owlhawk911 posted:

:3::cry::3:

e: wholesome

oh yeah weed helps a lot too


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

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