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Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

thatbastardken posted:

Dalby. gently caress Dalby. Every time I so much as drive through that shithole I get irrationally angry. I wouldn't piss on Dalby if it was on fire, and I'm not sure why I hate it so much.
And Snowtown isn't exactly a barrel of laughs.

BETTS, Edward Died 6/10/87 Port Lincoln Watch- house, SA

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Sorry what is cartoons gimick at the moment?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Aboriginal deaths in custody.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

GoldStandardConure posted:

its nationalism junior

Parochialism can have a little nationalism, as a treat.

Yeast
Dec 25, 2006

$1900 Grande Latte

Quantum Shart posted:

Me with Holbrook honestly

Oh sing it. Driving to Sydney I will intentionally grit my teeth and drive another hour rather than stop there.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Looks like art degrees are going be worth a lot more from now on.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
IT's happening. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-06-19/university-fees-tertiary-education-overhaul-course-costs/12367742

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
Fifteen THOUSAND dollars per year for an arts degree.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
loving absurd. The face to face hours required for an arts degree are less than a third of that required for law.

E: why am I bothering to argue in these terms. We know that's not the reason they're doing this.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
How much for a Bachelor of Western Civilization?

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
This will destroy entire faculties

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

Amethyst posted:

This will destroy entire faculties

Pretty sure that's the point

Why bother to learn critical thinking when JOBSON GROETHE

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

lmao i love how "The Right" complains about "The Left" having a culture war but this will probably be the most decisive blow to Arts and Humanities. Bring on 1984

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
also lol @ increasing places for psychology, but there's no extra capacity to actually train more psychologists. It's not necessarily a funding problem, but due to the training framework/availability of accredited supervisors. The government surely knows this.

UrbanLabyrinth
Jan 28, 2009

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence


College Slice

Recoome posted:

also lol @ increasing places for psychology, but there's no extra capacity to actually train more psychologists. It's not necessarily a funding problem, but due to the training framework/availability of accredited supervisors. The government surely knows this.

Not to mention that I think most of undergrad psych falls under Behavioural Sciences, so the highest-tier.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Recoome posted:

also lol @ increasing places for psychology, but there's no extra capacity to actually train more psychologists. It's not necessarily a funding problem, but due to the training framework/availability of accredited supervisors. The government surely knows this.

Do they, though?

It's definitely malicious in intent, but it's also incompetent in execution

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

If you want to study Ancient Greek, just do IT as well

Vahtooch
Sep 18, 2009

What is this [S T A N D] going to do? Once its crossed through the barrier, what's it going to do? When it comes in here, and reads my [P O S T S], what's it going to do to me?
Remember when Abbott wanted (did?) hugely increase the number of med school placements without increasing training places at all...

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I'm glad I'm not a gen z or whatever the identifier is, they're basically hosed

Purk
Aug 9, 2017
Drive up the cost of courses, drive up the amount of debt owed to the government and then I assume turn around and say the amount help debts are costing the nation is too much and cut something the program more in a few years?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Morrison made some simultaneously specific but very vague announcement that Australia is under a months long sustained state-based cyberattack. It's either China or Russia but they won't say.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Lid posted:

Morrison made some simultaneously specific but very vague announcement that Australia is under a months long sustained state-based cyberattack. It's either China or Russia but they won't say.

It's probably both, but mainly China since we have offended their delicate sensibilities lately.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

UrbanLabyrinth posted:

Not to mention that I think most of undergrad psych falls under Behavioural Sciences, so the highest-tier.

Ah yeah true, how do they figure that people are going to pay a shitload more to do an undergraduate degree in psychology for the low probability of doing postgraduate study in psychology? I mean I am sure other professions are different but the back-slapping by the government here is weird, they are just taking money away from undergraduate psychology students to pay for like the 18-20 people doing postgraduate clinical psychology. Right now, any psychology graduate has about a 5% chance of getting into almost any postgraduate psychology program which is required to actually be a a psychologist. This will just further put psychology as a losing proposition and likely further marginalise the profession.

Mind you, in Queensland we probably train something like 80ish psychologists who are eligible for clinical endorsement every year, and the majority of psychologists aren't clinical. Amazingly, there's more to psychology than clinical psychology so without boosting the ability to train psychologists this is basically loving everyone else (also fucks with future clin psych's too, but less so).

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1273755329663127552

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Speaking of basically hosed. We are about to go into a technical recession (two quarters of negative growth). It was widely thought, before the first quarter number was known, that this would happen. It would happen because the current government are shitmuppets who couldn't manage a lemonade stand. Even the reserve bank board of governors were starting to make critical remarks. This would surely have been the last six inch nail into the coffin that represented the health of the LNP as economic managers. Thus ending a toxic myth that has never actually been true at any point since there has been a Liberal Party.

And then came Covid. The ultimate get out of jail free card for shitmuppets everywhere. Some of the 'mealy mouthed policy wallahs'* in Treasury must have sighed contentedly because it meant they could stop desperately trying to massage the numbers in a futile attempt to make things not look quite so disastrous. They might even actually have been napping when the shitmuppets managed to make the biggest fiscal error in Australian history (overestimating stimulus spending by $60 billion dollars). I doubt we (the public) will ever hear the actual explanation for that amazing face plant. Lets face it, what exactly was the LNP's 'worlds best' performance on Covid 19 response? Amongst some tragically bad muddled and delayed messaging they left it up to the states and then ~actually listened to the pointy heads~. It was probably quite fortunate there were any of those left around after the deprecations of the NTATA regime. Don't get me wrong. I am very grateful that the shitmuppets listened to the experts. I was a little shocked when it actually happened.

Even the fiscal stimulus package must have seemed like a small price to pay for having dodged the economic management trainwreck. Scumo probably even gave a prayer of thanks to his God for having been let so completely off the hook. Without Covid the LNP was staring at the double barrels of technical recession and highest debt in National history. Now even the most shambolic of performances will be judged against 'the worst financial disaster since the great depression'. If you hadn't noticed, this is now #1 on the LNP talking points handout when discussing anything. Ironically one of the most sensible (albeit short term and stop gap**) solutions would be to drastically increase immigration. The regressive gently caress stains in both the LNP and the ALP are going to have to wrestle with that reality for sometime to come. I don't think it is going to be pretty.

* I actually heard a minister's senior adviser (think Malcolm Tucker) call a technical specialist with a Phd who was speaking truth to power this.

** Australia's big cities need more population pressure like an over inflated tyre needs more air. It is already being used by regressive gently caress stains as a talking point against further immigration. Solving the population pressure issue would require careful planing of infrastructure and public/low cost housing initiative that nobody is very confident any Australian government can deliver.

BINKS, Muriel Died 11/3/89 Townsville Base Hospital, Qld

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Amethyst posted:

Fifteen THOUSAND dollars per year for an arts degree.



remember how important STEM is?

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

also maybe i'm stupid or something but isn't English sort of an ur-humanities degree?

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Maybe you have forgotten that you now learn cultural marxism and how white people are bad instead of Shakespeare now.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

BBJoey posted:

also maybe i'm stupid or something but isn't English sort of an ur-humanities degree?

Yeah but it's English, the language of the Powerful White Man.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
Something something about the issues with degrees specifically leading into jobs. Jesus loving christ.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

a marginally interesting exercise would be evaluating how many politicians have degrees that fall under each band. marginally interesting because we all know what the answer is

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Lid posted:

Morrison made some simultaneously specific but very vague announcement that Australia is under a months long sustained state-based cyberattack. It's either China or Russia but they won't say.

Toll logistics has had 2 major attacks in the past 4 months, both of them resulting in total loss of systems for 4-6 weeks due to ransomware.

Our org (also logistics) has seen a huge spike in phishing attempts to the point where today we blanket banned logins to any of our services from non-australian IP addresses (we are solely a national business) and have had to block access to outlook OWA totally. we are getting in excess of 100 phishing emails per day.

thankfully the frequency at which we have been receiving them means most of the boomers have stopped signing in to random URLs sent via email.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Cartoon posted:

And then came Covid. The ultimate get out of jail free card for shitmuppets everywhere. Some of the 'mealy mouthed policy wallahs'* in Treasury must have sighed contentedly because it meant they could stop desperately trying to massage the numbers in a futile attempt to make things not look quite so disastrous. They might even actually have been napping when the shitmuppets managed to make the biggest fiscal error in Australian history (overestimating stimulus spending by $60 billion dollars). I doubt we (the public) will ever hear the actual explanation for that amazing face plant.

I thought they had explained it.

Companies were required to report the amount of people who were applying for Jobkeeper. Instead, they reported the estimated income they expected from Jobkeeper. Treasury / the poor muppets who were administering the scheme were under huge pressure to get the money out asap, so didnt verify the figures. And whoopsie there goes a $60billion dollar mistake.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
I guess the thing I don't get is that it's 60 billion that's not being spent, so surely that'd translate into 60 billion not going into the economy to keep the wheels turning. That's surely not actually that amazing.

wild drama llama
Jun 18, 2020
https://twitter.com/SerkanTheWriter/status/1273781865250357248

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

NPR Journalizard posted:

I thought they had explained it.

Companies were required to report the amount of people who were applying for Jobkeeper. Instead, they reported the estimated income they expected from Jobkeeper. Treasury / the poor muppets who were administering the scheme were under huge pressure to get the money out asap, so didn't verify the figures. And whoopsie there goes a $60billion dollar mistake.
I pointed out, at the time, that generally someone in a technical area has some idea of a 'ballpark'. This would not have passed any number of sniff tests. I guess this falls under "didn't verify the figures", but that really just begs the question, Why not? Time constraints certainly played into the debacle but as it stands the official explanation lacks any detail. Who screwed up? Why weren't questions asked? That official explanation is a white wash and doesn't explain why nobody has been held accountable.

Especially notable is, as a stimulus package, it now delivers 1/2 the 'required'/'desired' stimulus. The whole thing is completely threadbare and hasn't received anything like the level of scrutiny it deserves.

Blankett, Nita Died 14/1/82 en route to St Andrews Medical Centre Midland, WA

Cartoon fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Jun 19, 2020

Chadzok
Apr 25, 2002


I've tried this line of argument and it doesn't work. My gf is still yelling at me to get a job

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Laserface posted:

Toll logistics has had 2 major attacks in the past 4 months, both of them resulting in total loss of systems for 4-6 weeks due to ransomware.

Our org (also logistics) has seen a huge spike in phishing attempts to the point where today we blanket banned logins to any of our services from non-australian IP addresses (we are solely a national business) and have had to block access to outlook OWA totally. we are getting in excess of 100 phishing emails per day.

thankfully the frequency at which we have been receiving them means most of the boomers have stopped signing in to random URLs sent via email.

I work at a uni and usually get several phishing emails a day from compromised student email addresses. It dropped down during the last few months though.

wild drama llama
Jun 18, 2020

Chadzok posted:

I've tried this line of argument and it doesn't work. My gf is still yelling at me to get a job
dump your gf

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Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Amoeba102 posted:

I work at a uni and usually get several phishing emails a day from compromised student email addresses. It dropped down during the last few months though.

the ones we are seeing are predominantly office 365 phishing sites with the URL claiming to be an unpaid invoice or some other call to action.

possibly due to everyone WFH attackers are trying to compromise personal machines at home and then using that as a means to get into big orgs.

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