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Ghost Leviathan posted:One guy commits suicide by driving a Segway off a cliff If you get on a Segway, you're already dead on some level anyway.
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It takes them an hour and a half of cyber and action scenes to steal 500 bitcoins. They're all sitting back at their swanky hotel suites congratulating themselves until they realise they now have 500 bitcoin and no way to cash out.
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someone rolls up a $100 of dirty fiat to light their cigar but it's what the other guy wrote the private key on
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Jun 19, 2020 04:33
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There Bias Two posted:If you get on a Segway, you're already dead on some level anyway. The joke was more that I'm pretty sure the founder of Segway did exactly that
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It wasn't the founder of segway, it was the hesco barrier guy, IIRC, and that's an actually useful product, he bought up the company for some reason and died to it. It also reminds me of the bitcoin dude that took a segway tour in some city with another bitcoiner in it and ran off at one point, as it turns out it's practically impossible to handle two segways at once, even walking and pulling them so that was an annoyance, also the other bitcoiner wrote a funny thing about it.
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SIGSEGV posted:It wasn't the founder of segway, it was the hesco barrier guy, IIRC, and that's an actually useful product, he bought up the company for some reason and died to it. That guy caught a SIGSEGW
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SIGSEGV posted:It wasn't the founder of segway, it was the hesco barrier guy, IIRC, and that's an actually useful product, he bought up the company for some reason and died to it. The owner of Segway died riding a segway over a cliff. And the Segway Bitcoin tour incident was in Vienna.
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xtal posted:That guy caught a SIGSEGW Yeah, RIP. Fame Douglas posted:The owner of Segway died riding a segway over a cliff. Yes, he was the owner, but not the founder or inventor, and he had invented at least one useful thing. (The Mega Large Sandbag.)
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Yeah, thanks for your tax evasion and pointlessly contributing to global warming, dickhead dads.
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So, Bitcoiner is an identity which can be passed on to the next generation? Like a coherent ideology of some sort? Or a cult?
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It's a joke about absent fathers I think
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Goodpancakes posted:It's a joke about abusive fathers I think
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Fintech giant PayPal plans to roll out direct sales of cryptocurrency to its 325 million users... the service could be expected “in the next three months, maybe sooner.”
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Nice, now your donations to WikiLeaks can still get blocked
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Jun 26, 2020 02:42
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PayPal is just jealous of bitcoin's fees
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After 3 years of posting about how Paypal and Venmo make cryptocurrency unnecessary, this happens. Nocoiners all bend the knee eventually.
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company founded on skimming money off distrust in e-commerce expands to least-trusted exchange medium ever, hodl my pnl at 11
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ghosTTy posted:After 3 years of posting about how Paypal and Venmo make cryptocurrency unnecessary, this happens. Nocoiners all bend the knee eventually. Too on the nose with this one
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ghosTTy posted:After 3 years of posting about how Paypal and Venmo make cryptocurrency unnecessary, this happens. Nocoiners all bend the knee eventually. Where y’all gonna post about bitcoin op?
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ghosTTy posted:After 3 years of posting about how Paypal and Venmo make cryptocurrency unnecessary, this happens. Nocoiners all bend the knee eventually. Hahahaha oh gently caress this is funny. Still no one has found a single good reason to use cryptocurrency over fiat, unless you live in Venezuela or something LMAO.
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ghosTTy posted:After 3 years of posting about how Paypal and Venmo make cryptocurrency unnecessary, this happens. Nocoiners all bend the knee eventually. Yeah yeah we've heard this before. Get back to me if it actually happens.
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Lou Takki posted:Hahahaha oh gently caress this is funny. Pretty sure Venezuelans aren't flocking to Bitcorn.
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Not sure a coiner could handle the currency system quietly moving to a crypto backend but no one actually gave a poo poo, noticed, or even acknowledged it. What's the point if it doesn't come with some status. Why else would you care
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Fame Douglas posted:Pretty sure Venezuelans aren't flocking to Bitcorn. Venezuelans are actually flocking to US dollars, via Zelle. The only people using cryptos are a tiny number of rich people running mining rigs on the cheap electricity and selling the bitscorn for US dollars.
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Fame Douglas posted:Pretty sure Venezuelans aren't flocking to Bitcorn. Guess you're right so that leaves..... No valid applications for Bitcoin! Honestly cryptocurrency based on proof of work should be banned just for ecological reasons alone.
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I finally downloaded CashApp so I could donate to the local bail funds, and noticed it lets you buy Buttcoins. Why didn't this revolutionize the market and drive up the price when it was introduced however long ago? And why would PayPal adding it make any more of a difference?
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Stop asking hard questions please.
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vortmax posted:I finally downloaded CashApp so I could donate to the local bail funds, and noticed it lets you buy Buttcoins. Why didn't this revolutionize the market and drive up the price when it was introduced however long ago? And why would PayPal adding it make any more of a difference? Lots of places let you buy butts. They like free money. But to cash them in? Why would you give money away?
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HDC here 2 mine buttz on a mods grave
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What happened to Atlas. And Bruce.
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Daikloktos posted:What happened to Atlas. And Bruce. Bruce "Pattaya" Wagner or Bruce "Bruce Fenton" Fenton?
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incidentally if the rumours are true and jeffery can afford to buy this website because of his bitcoin investments, lol forever utterly utterly perfect. i think that would be the perfect capper to SA's relationship with bitcoin.
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The Jeffrey Bitcoin thing isn't true. Goons like to make poo poo up.
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If SA makes as much money as Lowtax used to claim, he should be paying Jeffrey to take it.
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I’m tempted to buy a few stacks of those physical ‘bitcoins’ as a honey pot for thieves.
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Fame Douglas posted:The Jeffrey Bitcoin thing isn't true. Goons like to make poo poo up. It's true and when he buys the forum, Jeffrey is going to move it to the blockchain.
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