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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Fartie Lange


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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Former Human posted:

Wait until these people find audio of Billy West.

When is Gilbert going to get cancelled?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3S5DTf30k

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
About 9 years ago.

https://mashable.com/2011/03/14/gilbert-gottfried-japan-twitter/

Gilbert does not give a gently caress by the way. He knows he can still book Casinos in Ohio and pack 'em in.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

some guy on the bus posted:

When is Gilbert going to get cancelled?

Gilbert doesn't give a gently caress about any of that. The closest was after his tsunami jokes in 2011. He just laughs it off.

e:f,b.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLhDBohfq-k

I wish Howard would let him back on. I would love to know what his current thoughts are

There was a 3 part youtube video of Howard saying how the N word was no big deal and saying the word around 50 times. Maybe from like 1995. Anyone know what I'm talking about? That was worse than the blackface segment because it wasn't satire.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I saw him perform live about a year ago. He talked about the Aflack thing and making fun of Japan and all that near the beginning. Then at the very end of his set he talked about how his home was destroyed in hurricane Sandy and then he ended his set by mimicking a Japanese guy calling him on the phone and saying "not so funny now, is it?".

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

some guy on the bus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLhDBohfq-k

I wish Howard would let him back on. I would love to know what his current thoughts are

There was a 3 part youtube video of Howard saying how the N word was no big deal and saying the word around 50 times. Maybe from like 1995. Anyone know what I'm talking about? That was worse than the blackface segment because it wasn't satire.

I still remember the first time first Martin Luther King Day was observed as a holiday in NYC. He said something like, "Robin I rode the subway today with hundred dollar bills sitting on my lap and no one stole them! All the white people are SO happy today!"


Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

I saw him perform live about a year ago. He talked about the Aflack thing and making fun of Japan and all that near the beginning. Then at the very end of his set he talked about how his home was destroyed in hurricane Sandy and then he ended his set by mimicking a Japanese guy calling him on the phone and saying "not so funny now, is it?".



I love Gilbert because on his podcast he's very open and honest about how he feels about how that event went down without spending the next 60 minutes ranting and raving about how much of a pussy everyone is like most comedian's do. He knows how to read an audience which is why he's survived for so long. His act may not be for everyone but he's miles apart from whatever current comedian his hot this month.

Did any of you know that Cesar Romero used to pay young men to throw orange slices at his bare rear end?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I know this thread is mostly older goons and won’t get the thing this is mashed up with but the video is still fun to watch I think!

https://twitter.com/conkface/status/1273363113476337668

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
I'd play a Stern themed JRPG tbh

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

I'd play a Stern themed JRPG tbh

I'd love this lol

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

I see the animation thing in your signature, and with the Artie Lange chat, my immediate thought was "hmm, is that supposed to represent Artie's dad falling off a roof"?

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

beep by grandpa posted:

I know this thread is mostly older goons and won’t get the thing this is mashed up with but the video is still fun to watch I think!

https://twitter.com/conkface/status/1273363113476337668

I am clicking the picture billy but nothing is happening help

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

wesleywillis posted:

I see the animation thing in your signature, and with the Artie Lange chat, my immediate thought was "hmm, is that supposed to represent Artie's dad falling off a roof"?

loooool since I post a lot in BYOB I set SALR to automatically tick "show signature" by default on desktop....I guess I didn't consider the ramifications of this while posting in other subforums. I guess I just assumed sigs were turned off by default

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

First time Artie has appeared sympathetic to me

Feel bad for him

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Was Tuesday's show the first time Howard admitted his father suffered a stroke a few years ago? I know he's talked about how his father isn't all there anymore but I always assumed it was from old age dementia.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-gary-the-conqueror-get-a-mobility-scooter

Gary the Retard Conqueror has a Go Fund Me to get a mobility scooter, and he hit his goal.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Good for Gary!! Or I guess for the people who helped out.
Wendy would have called saying she needs money for to feed her cats and so that she can buy some christmas presents.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Gary and Artie are hosed up nose buddies now.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Anybody know where I could find Artie's queer eye disaster video? I know I've found it on and off over the years but not having any luck at the moment

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Do you ever just get really high and laugh about the fact that Tim took a diarrhea on the wall?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Grant DaNasty posted:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-gary-the-conqueror-get-a-mobility-scooter

Gary the Retard Conqueror has a Go Fund Me to get a mobility scooter, and he hit his goal.

You think Howard could toss him a few hundred thousand to make sure he's taken care of, for all he's done with the show. poo poo man. Stern is going to die with millions and give it all to his wife's cats.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

AxeManiac posted:

You think Howard could toss him a few hundred thousand to make sure he's taken care of, for all he's done with the show. poo poo man. Stern is going to die with millions and give it all to his wife's cats.

I honestly think "number go up" is the single driving force in a lot of people's heads. :smith:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

AxeManiac posted:

You think Howard could toss him a few hundred thousand to make sure he's taken care of, for all he's done with the show. poo poo man. Stern is going to die with millions and give it all to his wife's cats.

Wendy will show up at the reading of the will probably.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Hi Howard! My mom said... since you are dead and all, that I might be able to get some money cause my cat is sick and I need medicine and McDonald's and stuff.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Holy gently caress Gary looks old. I mean, time flies and the guy's retarded, but drat.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

kylej posted:

Holy gently caress Gary looks old. I mean, time flies and the guy's retarded, but drat.

Fa fa fooey.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
He is old and he has been sporting emphysema for at least 10 years now.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The whack pack will hardly be anyone in 5-10 years :-(

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

kolby posted:

Do you ever just get really high and laugh about the fact that Tim took a diarrhea on the wall?

Yes. Also, the Mike Walker fart. Butt humor is funniest when you're high.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Anyone hear that unfunny racist clicking thing when Howard was pretending to speak Afrikaans? Has Howard basically become that racist uncle at thanksgiving who says dumb poo poo and you kind of just shrug your shoulders and move on?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

YeahTubaMike posted:

Yes. Also, the Mike Walker fart. Butt humor is funniest when you're high.

The one were Richard records his explosive diarrhea and calls a car mechanic is a go to of mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EBABezA3xI

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Two Kings posted:

Anyone hear that unfunny racist clicking thing when Howard was pretending to speak Afrikaans? Has Howard basically become that racist uncle at thanksgiving who says dumb poo poo and you kind of just shrug your shoulders and move on?

It has been that way for a long time. See his Apu-style Indian voice for anyone India or the middle East and Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's voice for anyone from Asia.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Who could forget?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJz15ClItTQ

I think he may have done that once or twice at Sirius.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Hey Gar...I can't make the show today because I have a migraine

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Two Kings posted:

Anyone hear that unfunny racist clicking thing when Howard was pretending to speak Afrikaans?

Isn't Afrikaans essentially Dutch Creole? Why would he go there instead of either picking on some other African language (which I personally wouldn't condone, but you know) or doing stereotypical "doop de doop" Germanic Swedish Chef poo poo (which would have also been unfunny)?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Bonzo posted:



Hey Gar...I can't make the show today because I have a migraine

That's a real shame. His audience is missing out on such quality segments as this one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/he20mx/what_are_you_doing_with_your_life/

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I miss the days of starting drinking Thursday morning, then doing some coke Friday afternoon to feel life again and before it you know it, It's Tuesday.




and then I see this and am so glad I stopped.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Bonzo posted:

The whack pack will hardly be anyone in 5-10 years :-(

The only whack packers who get on the show these days are Bobo and High Pitch Erik anyway. They can't die soon enough.

YeahTubaMike posted:

Isn't Afrikaans essentially Dutch Creole? Why would he go there instead of either picking on some other African language (which I personally wouldn't condone, but you know) or doing stereotypical "doop de doop" Germanic Swedish Chef poo poo (which would have also been unfunny)?

Howard's understanding of anything outside NYC or Long Island circa 1975 is nil.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I can't wait to hear Gilbert tell this story

https://pagesix.com/2020/06/22/zoom-bat-mitzvah-for-gilbert-gottfrieds-daughter-flashed-by-elderly-guest/

quote:

Attendees of the Zoom bat mitzvah for stand-up comic Gilbert Gottfried and wife Dara Kravitz’s daughter, Lily, last week got a little something extra when a 70-year-old guest accidentally exposed herself.

“She wasn’t familiar with how to work Zoom and proceeded to take off her bathing suit, get naked, and take a shower in the middle of the bat mitzvah and entirely on camera,” said a giggly source. Apparently someone remarked, “OMG Francine is naked!”

“She couldn’t figure out how to get the sound to work, so she couldn’t hear anyone telling her she was naked,” the source said. “And she didn’t realize that we could all see her get undressed, walk around her bathroom, take a shower, answer the phone with a close-up shot.”

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Hahaha. It being Gilbert I would have thought it was staged, but he is not one of those "stunt" people...

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