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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Gay conservative actively engaging in Pridefall tactics
https://twitter.com/Chadwick_Moore/status/1274261864365658112?s=19

grittyreboot has a new favorite as of 22:42 on Jun 20, 2020

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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If I see granos exactly who am I supposed to call?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

grittyreboot posted:

Gay conservative actively engaging in Pridefall tactics
https://twitter.com/Chadwick_Moore/status/1274261864365658112?s=19

White gay people are still white people, unfortunately.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Cops kill far more than wildlife in the US.

My solution involves a quite dangerous game and would be vegan if we assume, correctly, that cops do not have souls.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The worst thing is, that really works on people who want to ignore 500 years of institutional history.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

oh wow i have never hated a twitter so viscerally

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Incase you need proof liberalism is a genuine brain disease:

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1274399670853345282?s=19

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1274400430492200961?s=19

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1274401496822579200?s=19

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

This account swaps White with Black with Black with White...

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

T-man posted:

Cops kill far more than wildlife in the US.

My solution involves a quite dangerous game and would be vegan if we assume, correctly, that cops do not have souls.

I will retreat from my 1312th thesis iff all cops are replaced by random wildlife. Actual swine would be an improvement, given their take on European nobility.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


"Process and Purity over Progress" is literally how they've gotten their asses publicly whipped by inept nepotists, actors, and trust fund kids for about 40 years straight. I'd almost go :tinfoil: and say it was a conspiracy to keep the country shifting right but Hanlon's Razor bears out that they just suck.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/parscale/status/1274484815576907778

This is even funnier if you go into the story (which I will copy out because it's short and the Washington Times don't deserve your clicks:

quote:

The Trump campaign canceled planned outdoor speeches by President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence at their comeback rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, on Saturday night after protesters “interfered” with Trump supporters, campaign officials said.

“Sadly, protesters interfered with supporters, even blocking access to the metal detectors, which prevented people from entering the rally,” said Trump campaign communications director Tim Murtaugh. “Radical protesters, coupled with a relentless onslaught from the media, attempted to frighten off the president’s supporters. We are proud of the thousands who stuck it out.”

Good sourcing! :thumbsup:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



So you’re saying more that they “succeeded” in frightening off the president’s supporters

Good message

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Lol check out that Virtual Ruin conversation for some real cool bad faith takes

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 01:47 on Jun 21, 2020

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/benschwartz_/status/1274512085037113345
https://twitter.com/benschwartz_/status/1274514816942534659


Oh, no, not Yale! Not Rice!

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1274522762502160386

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
The right is getting better at manual dexterity and it's making the left nervous.

Stack Machine
Mar 6, 2016

I can see through time!
Fun Shoe

wizzardstaff posted:

The right is getting better at manual dexterity and it's making the left nervous.

The idle thoughts of a corpus callosotomy patient?

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

MizPiz posted:

Incase you need proof liberalism is a genuine brain disease:

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1274399670853345282?s=19


I got into an argument (complete with dumb analogy) somewhere within this thread of Tweets, but saw it wasn't going anywhere so I called it quits, and now I'm forcing myself to stay off Twitter for the evening so I don't give in and continue replying anyways. Tonight, I am the Idiot on Social Media :smith:

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


So the president's recent accomplishments include walking ten feet without falling over, and drinking water with one hand. These things are literally being bragged about.

Maybe next week he'll amaze us by standing on one foot for 5 seconds.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Eh! Frank posted:

I got into an argument (complete with dumb analogy) somewhere within this thread of Tweets, but saw it wasn't going anywhere so I called it quits, and now I'm forcing myself to stay off Twitter for the evening so I don't give in and continue replying anyways. Tonight, I am the Idiot on Social Media :smith:

I don't know if you know the secret but everyone on social media is the idiot on social media.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

wizzardstaff posted:

The right is getting better at manual dexterity and it's making the left nervous.

Now we just need to get to work on object permanence. We'll play peekaboo with 120,000 American lives.

Peekaboo! Where'd you go?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

GrandpaPants posted:

I don't know if you know the secret but everyone on social media is the idiot on social media.

Spending a lot less time on twitter has done wonders for my mental health.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)


Wait, they're being sarcastic? I mean, I'm too lazy to look up Yale's history, but if the dude was a slave trader then gently caress yeah change that name. Maybe thinking critically about history and historical figures is a good thing?

Of course, they'll never do it because there's too much Brand Recognition tied up in Yale™ (brought to you by Yale™, courtesy of the good folks at Yale™.)

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Re: Katie Hopkins.
A youtuber got her to fly to Prague to accept a fake award called the Campaign to Unite the Nation Trophy.


Here is her acceptance speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRIdtMlqwNA

The video is all about how the youtuber managed to scam her, but skip to 7:40 to where Katie begins her "hilarious" speech.

A highlight being "East London is 82% muslim. What can I say. Most of these people are raping their own mother." Amongst many others.

So remember, not only is she stupid enough to have been taken by a fake award, but she is happy, and proud to be saying these things in public, and being recorded from a podium in acceptance of it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Karia posted:

Wait, they're being sarcastic? I mean, I'm too lazy to look up Yale's history, but if the dude was a slave trader then gently caress yeah change that name. Maybe thinking critically about history and historical figures is a good thing?

Of course, they'll never do it because there's too much Brand Recognition tied up in Yale™ (brought to you by Yale™, courtesy of the good folks at Yale™.)

They like to pretend that all leftists are elites who looooove their elite schools and would never condone anyone going after them. It's projection.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Inceltown posted:

Spending a lot less time on twitter has done wonders for my mental health.

Me beginning to actually use Twitter a few months ago was a result of declining mental health in the first place. I'm gonna take a break from it indefinitely though, it's not helping being on it.

Wolfechu
May 2, 2009

All the world's a stage I'm going through


AlbieQuirky posted:

Where I live, animal control handles bears and possums. And angry coyotes. And turkeys that attack people on bikes.

I live in a city.

Where do the turkeys get the bikes from?

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

If there's any funny tweets that are good to read, you can be sure they'll turn up in several different SA forums threads almost as soon as they're tweeted.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: Katie Hopkins.
A youtuber got her to fly to Prague to accept a fake award called the Campaign to Unite the Nation Trophy.


Here is her acceptance speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRIdtMlqwNA

The video is all about how the youtuber managed to scam her, but skip to 7:40 to where Katie begins her "hilarious" speech.

A highlight being "East London is 82% muslim. What can I say. Most of these people are raping their own mother." Amongst many others.

So remember, not only is she stupid enough to have been taken by a fake award, but she is happy, and proud to be saying these things in public, and being recorded from a podium in acceptance of it.

the editing is great, because as soon as you kinda start to feel sorry for her she opens her mouth and you're like oh gently caress yourself katie

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax


marxist-leninists are so loving salty that a bunch of angry teens pulled the overton window to the left lmao

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
They're so proud of themselves, like a kid with a poopy diaper.

https://twitter.com/willchamberlain/status/1274547950086238208

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




The only way to use Twitter is to insult people then never respond again. I don't even get notifications when people respond, it rules.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
They already changed the name of a Yale residential college (glorified dorm) from Calhoun College to Grace Hopper College. Anything can happen.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Admiral Joeslop posted:

The only way to use Twitter is to insult people then never respond again. I don't even get notifications when people respond, it rules.

this is basically how I use twitter and it owns

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

StillFullyTerrible posted:



marxist-leninists are so loving salty that a bunch of angry teens pulled the overton window to the left lmao

Anarchists, by and large, both read and support Marx. He has become a cornerstone of anticapitalist thought because his analysis is brilliant, even today. The left without him is just progressives and the Warren crowd. I may not personally care for many M-Ls/Maoists on SA, but I'd take Crane Fist over you any day.

the diffrence between a leninst and an ancom is far less than either of them have to dipshit liberals.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
I'm making you folks endure the thought that there's a bunch of guys who watched this clip and don't see a problem except for CANCEL CULTURE (none of the people discussing it here are the idiot, natch)
https://twitter.com/Subhah/status/1273795789551054854?s=19

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

So the president's recent accomplishments include walking ten feet without falling over, and drinking water with one hand. These things are literally being bragged about.

Maybe next week he'll amaze us by standing on one foot for 5 seconds.

I would pay infinite $$$ to watch him get a standard field sobriety test administered by a cop and fail (bc let's face it, he probably can't say the alphabet forwards let alone backwards.) Then watch the right's heads explode when they can't decide whether to support cops or Dear Leader.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Which is the side I'm supposed to find idiotic here? Because honestly it could be either.

Why would the Dems run on being able to bring oversight to bear on Trump in an election where the results of winning is Trump no longer being President? Not to mention the galaxy brain take of "you impeached him for the wrong things".

Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 07:53 on Jun 21, 2020

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