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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Tom Hardy was insufferable on the Fury Road set so maybe they're waiting to cast a new Max.

Ben Affleck is available and seems suitably angst-ridden.

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

The book is rubbish and doesn’t even have a proper ending,the main character is about to get his revenge that the whole book has been hinging on....and then someone tells him he can’t have his revenge and he’s like “ok”.
The end.

poo poo.

It is, however, a book based on historical frontier figures. I guess Jim Bridger never ascended to the same stature as Davey Crockett or whoever, but it’s not just some stupid story someone made up of whole cloth.

Not defending it, tho. I wanted more out of both the book and the movie, cuz I’m from that area and I like it when we have good representations of our history in film and literature.

Blew my fuckin mind when I watched Legends of the Fall as a kid, and Brad Pitt’s all talking like Helena, Montana in the 20s is like Paris or some other fancy city.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Cleretic posted:

I at one point set a roleplaying campaign within the real-life Australian town of Bordertown, so named because it's on the border of two states and Australians aren't very creative. Not only am I sure there are already things called Bartertown, I'm fairly sure there were already things called Bartertown when Mad Max 3 was made.

Incidentally: a running theme for that campaign was me having to repeatedly convince people, both in and out of character, that Bordertown was a real place and the big mystery wasn't why such a clearly fake town existed.

I've been there! There's not much to it.

We also have a city of Townsville. It's a shithole.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Also Doctor Who sucks. I've watched most of them. It sucked decades ago, it sucked ten years ago when all my friends were into it, it sucks now.

David Tennant and dude after him were the worst ones.

Modern doctor who has like 1/8 good episodes, 3/8 bland episodes, and 1/2 loving awful episodes. Some of the good episodes really make me want to like the show, but I gave up on it around season 4 or 5 because of the many, many abysmally bad episodes.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Krispy Wafer posted:

Tom Hardy was insufferable on the Fury Road set

While this is true he has been openly regretful and apologetic about this. It was an extremely difficult shoot and he didn't "get" the film until he saw it complete.

Not excusing his behavior, but he'd likely be better in a hypothetical sequel.

DontMockMySmock posted:

Modern doctor who has like 1/8 good episodes, 3/8 bland episodes, and 1/2 loving awful episodes. Some of the good episodes really make me want to like the show, but I gave up on it around season 4 or 5 because of the many, many abysmally bad episodes.

It does have an episode where a guy face-fucks a paving stone, so there's that.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

DontMockMySmock posted:

Modern doctor who has like 1/8 good episodes, 3/8 bland episodes, and 1/2 loving awful episodes. Some of the good episodes really make me want to like the show, but I gave up on it around season 4 or 5 because of the many, many abysmally bad episodes.

I watched it all obsessively until the Clara era, where I stuck around mostly because Capaldi owns, and Jodie Whittaker was a good choice but nobody really cares about the show anymore because it's not 2008

everything from the Nerd Era seems really unpleasantly optimistic now though

e: love and monsters is the only episode I never watched more than once, gently caress you for invoking the cursed episode

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I've been there! There's not much to it.

We also have a city of Townsville. It's a shithole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2zfzZFsuZg

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

rydiafan posted:

It does have an episode where a guy face-fucks a paving stone, so there's that.

TheKennedys posted:

gently caress you for invoking the cursed episode

Zaroff
Nov 10, 2009

Nothing in the world can stop me now!

Veotax posted:

Isn't the second pilot just a series of clips trying to show what the show would be rather than an actual episode? Like they re-shot scenes from the British show with the American cast.

Only time I've ever heard of someone making a clip show as a pilot.

No - there were two distinct US pilots, with two different Cats (one had the guy who made everyone sing in that Buffy episode, the other had Dax from DS9 playing Cat)

I believe one did have clips from Season 5’s Terrorform - I’d assume the bit from the beginning when Kryten was stranded in the wrecked ship, since he was the only UK actor to be carried to the US version.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

DontMockMySmock posted:

Modern doctor who has like 1/8 good episodes, 3/8 bland episodes, and 1/2 loving awful episodes. Some of the good episodes really make me want to like the show, but I gave up on it around season 4 or 5 because of the many, many abysmally bad episodes.

I bailed partway through S4. It’s really not helped by the fact it’ll drag down good episodes with the ol’ “well, everyone liked this concept/alien/whatever the first time, and we’re out of ideas, so let’s bring them back!” trick.

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Zaroff posted:

No - there were two distinct US pilots, with two different Cats (one had the guy who made everyone sing in that Buffy episode, the other had Dax from DS9 playing Cat)

I believe one did have clips from Season 5’s Terrorform - I’d assume the bit from the beginning when Kryten was stranded in the wrecked ship, since he was the only UK actor to be carried to the US version.

There were two different pilots, the second with a revised cast like you said, but looking it up it does seem like the second pilot was just a collection of scenes rather than an actual episode.

From the Red Dwarf wiki:

quote:

With a small budget and deadline, new scenes were quickly shot and mixed in with existing footage of the pilot and UK Series V episodes. Rather than being a complete storyline, the new pilot was more a highlights reel of potential story ideas. Among the most notable was a recreation of scenes from the Series III episode "Marooned".

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I bailed partway through S4. It’s really not helped by the fact it’ll drag down good episodes with the ol’ “well, everyone liked this concept/alien/whatever the first time, and we’re out of ideas, so let’s bring them back!” trick.

Amy and Rory were really fun companions, they had some of the weirdest plots, like because they hosed on the Tardis it had side effects for the baby so bizarre that the doctor basically insists on bunk beds since then (although the character that results from that was widely hated). He claims it's just because they are fun, but the real reason is obvious. Also Rory was a very genuine guy, he literally stood guard for 2000 years protecting his wife while she was in suspended animation (he was temporarily immortal due to weird time poo poo).

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


BioEnchanted posted:

Amy and Rory were really fun companions, they had some of the weirdest plots, like because they hosed on the Tardis it had side effects for the baby so bizarre that the doctor basically insists on bunk beds since then (although the character that results from that was widely hated). He claims it's just because they are fun, but the real reason is obvious. Also Rory was a very genuine guy, he literally stood guard for 2000 years protecting his wife while she was in suspended animation (he was temporarily immortal due to weird time poo poo).

And then there was that one episode where she had to wait for like 30 years for them to save her and was incredibly rude about the whole thing. Rory pulled her out of multiple world wars over the course of thousands of years and had no problem or resentment but she got super crazy about 30.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
Rory, Mickey the Idiot, Wilf, Captain Jack and Rory's dad were all better companions than any of the "official" companions

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Len posted:

And then there was that one episode where she had to wait for like 30 years for them to save her and was incredibly rude about the whole thing. Rory pulled her out of multiple world wars over the course of thousands of years and had no problem or resentment but she got super crazy about 30.

Rory you have to choose:

a) the 25-year old version of your hot wife with smooth, tight skin who is really happy to be with you or
b) the 55-year old version of your wife with skin like a scrotum, who is bitter and blames you for 30 years of misery

Wow, what a dilemma for this guy! What a difficult choice to make, how on earth could be decide. It's like Sophie's Choice!

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Give her a break, her daughter has a time head!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Re: Doctor Who.

Tom Baker will always be The Doctor in my mind. Largely because I am an old, and remember watching repeats of him on TV after school. And partly because I love the camp old over-actor and his silly hat and scarf.

Peter Davidson is also cool, but only for the blazer and celery.

And a question from an old who hasn't seen any of the new ones, do they have a K-9? Is it any different from the old one?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

BrigadierSensible posted:

Re: Doctor Who.

Tom Baker will always be The Doctor in my mind. Largely because I am an old, and remember watching repeats of him on TV after school. And partly because I love the camp old over-actor and his silly hat and scarf.

Peter Davidson is also cool, but only for the blazer and celery.

And a question from an old who hasn't seen any of the new ones, do they have a K-9? Is it any different from the old one?

There was a spinoff Sarah Jane series targeted specifically for kids, she kept K-9 like she had in the old days. It got some minor updates.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Arivia posted:

There was a spinoff Sarah Jane series targeted specifically for kids, she kept K-9 like she had in the old days. It got some minor updates.

Yeah, I had heard of that.

I was thinking more the David Tennant, Matt Smith, Jodie Whittaker Doctors. Coz I know they keep the sonic screwdriver, so I was wondering if they kept other throwback elements.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

BrigadierSensible posted:

Yeah, I had heard of that.

I was thinking more the David Tennant, Matt Smith, Jodie Whittaker Doctors. Coz I know they keep the sonic screwdriver, so I was wondering if they kept other throwback elements.

Nope. K-9 appears in a couple Tennant episodes when the Sarah Jane Adventures stuff crosses over, but that's it.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Ghost Leviathan posted:

I've been there! There's not much to it.

We also have a city of Townsville. It's a shithole.

I've been. Basically completely unmemorable aside from a pleasant trip out to Maggie where we got slightly daydrunk and blasted around the island on rental scooters.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Len posted:

And then there was that one episode where she had to wait for like 30 years for them to save her and was incredibly rude about the whole thing. Rory pulled her out of multiple world wars over the course of thousands of years and had no problem or resentment but she got super crazy about 30.

The big difference between those two points is that Rory generally knew what was going on, there was a plan to follow. But Amy lost thirty years by accident because they didn't realize Weird Time poo poo was going on, and spent thirty years genuinely thinking she was abandoned in a facility full of death robots.

I feel like I'd be pretty justifiably pissed if someone left me in a death robot facility for thirty years.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Moo the cow posted:

Rory you have to choose:

a) the 25-year old version of your hot wife with smooth, tight skin who is really happy to be with you or
b) the 55-year old version of your wife with skin like a scrotum, who is bitter and blames you for 30 years of misery

Wow, what a dilemma for this guy! What a difficult choice to make, how on earth could be decide. It's like Sophie's Choice!

Rory would of chose both but the Doctor is a dick and Rory's call out of him was good.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I loved the moment of River Song's conception - Amy and Rory are alerted, and hurriedly come out into the main room of the Tardis wearing her cop uniform and his centurion outfit, obviously having been in the middle of sexy roleplay.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I watched Naked Gun 2 1/2 today and at the end Drebbin gives a big speech about his dreams for America. On of his dreams is that you should be able to go to 7/11 without an interpreter and the crowd cheers like crazy. They're still very funny movies, but there are certainly some jokes that shouldn't have been made.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

grittyreboot posted:

I watched Naked Gun 2 1/2 today and at the end Drebbin gives a big speech about his dreams for America. On of his dreams is that you should be able to go to 7/11 without an interpreter and the crowd cheers like crazy. They're still very funny movies, but there are certainly some jokes that shouldn't have been made.

Probably thanks to David Zucker, who went on to direct An American Carol.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

grittyreboot posted:

I watched Naked Gun 2 1/2 today and at the end Drebbin gives a big speech about his dreams for America. On of his dreams is that you should be able to go to 7/11 without an interpreter and the crowd cheers like crazy. They're still very funny movies, but there are certainly some jokes that shouldn't have been made.

I have bad news about the guy who played Detective Nordberg.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I have bad news about the guy who played Detective Nordberg.

Oh no did he get injured again?

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I kinda stopped paying attention to him around early 1994. Why, did something happen to him?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
they're not even subtle about the paving stone thing being somebody's hosed up weird fetish

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The villain of that episode was based on a child's drawing

Also it's apparently based on some jerk who ruined a Dr Who fan forum

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Yeah the part of that episode that is about how toxic fans can ruin things for everyone else is good, it's just that it's in the same story as the paving slabs who gives blow-job.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

While on a wiki wormhole, I stumbled across the plot of an episode of Blacklist about abortion and I'm utterly mesmerized with how sick, stupid and misguided it is (warning, contains nightmare fuel)

https://the-blacklist.fandom.com/wiki/Hannah_Hayes_(Character)

...like, who the gently caress writes something like this? This is on par with Mark Millar's Nemesis.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
What the absolute gently caress?

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Yeah the part of that episode that is about how toxic fans can ruin things for everyone else is good, it's just that it's in the same story as the paving slabs who gives blow-job.

What's crazy is that the blowjob part was entirely unnecessary.

They were doing the epilogue and decided to tack on two lines at the end that have nothing to do with the plot:

quote:

[holding Ursula who turned to a floor tile with a face]
Elton Pope: It's a relationship... of sorts. But we manage. We've even got a bit of a love life.
Ursula Blake: Oh, let's not go into that...

At any point, someone could have said 'wait, isn't this a children's programme, should we keep the blatent blowjob line?', cut it out and the removal would have been seamless.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The whole episode was almost literally fanfiction, and it's not fanfiction without some jarring sexual content crowbarred in because the writers are horny shut-ins.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
We're all horny shut-ins now.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




grittyreboot posted:

I watched Naked Gun 2 1/2 today and at the end Drebbin gives a big speech about his dreams for America. On of his dreams is that you should be able to go to 7/11 without an interpreter and the crowd cheers like crazy. They're still very funny movies, but there are certainly some jokes that shouldn't have been made.
The third one is the absolutt worst in that regard.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

AceOfFlames posted:

While on a wiki wormhole, I stumbled across the plot of an episode of Blacklist about abortion and I'm utterly mesmerized with how sick, stupid and misguided it is (warning, contains nightmare fuel)

https://the-blacklist.fandom.com/wiki/Hannah_Hayes_(Character)

...like, who the gently caress writes something like this? This is on par with Mark Millar's Nemesis.

How the gently caress did this get made?

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AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

VanSandman posted:

How the gently caress did this get made?

It's funny, when Blacklist came out, my running joke was that it was the show that NBC was expecting when they greenlit Hannibal (cookie cutter police procedural starring what is essentially off-brand Hannibal Lecter). And yet, despite Hannibal's violent content, it's a hell of a lot more tasteful and much less exploitative than some of the borderline torture porn poo poo Blacklist comes up with (one moment that comes to mind was the villain of the week kidnapping one of the main characters and planning on paralyzing her and having rats eat her alive).

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