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A sitcom based in the elevator of a skyscraper. Call it "Going up" or something. People are just getting on and off and bumping into each other throughout an episode. |
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Your honor, we the jury find the defendant NOT COOL, MAN. the defendant will repay their debt to society by providing all the nachos to jeremys boys nights until further notice
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Jun 20, 2020 12:19
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Your honor, we the jury find the defendant NOT COOL, MAN.
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Jun 20, 2020 12:20
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abolish the police and replace them with the RL superhero movement. |
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Jun 20, 2020 23:16
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Bright Bart posted:
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Jun 20, 2020 23:58
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In 1945 the Nazis send a UFO into space to escape the elimination of the regime. Plotting in secret they perfect a time machine with the idea of rescuing Der Fuehrer before he takes his life. Only a slight error in calculation sends their vessel to Der Bunker, an S&M themed gay club operating out of a B and B in Dorset in 1986. Now unemployed IT technician and part time Hitler impersonator Donald Tickner faces the greatest adventure of his life. |
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Jun 21, 2020 09:09
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your grandma becomes a powerful lich WHO DARES ENTER MY LAIR without trying these delicious lemon squares
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Jun 21, 2020 09:38
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knockoff dollar store great northern beans that are called "mediocre center beans" but they become super popular to the point that they completely replace great northerns and then 300 years in the future someone is like "wait these beans don't make sense" |
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Jun 21, 2020 14:53
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Dip Viscous posted:knockoff dollar store great northern beans that are called "mediocre center beans" but they become super popular to the point that they completely replace great northerns and then 300 years in the future someone is like "wait these beans don't make sense" at which point a genius names his beans great northern beans and the cycle continues unending prepuce repurposed posted:threadworthy topic 
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Jun 21, 2020 15:22
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Prurient Squid posted:A sitcom based in the elevator of a skyscraper. Call it "Going up" or something. People are just getting on and off and bumping into each other throughout an episode. I love this. There's definitely a fart mystery |
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Jun 21, 2020 15:50
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That but also a romance plotline with a guy getting down on his knee with a ring and saying "will you marry me?" |
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Jun 21, 2020 17:21
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Harold Fjord posted:I love this. There's definitely a fart mystery The entire show is a bottle episode
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Jun 21, 2020 18:40
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Prurient Squid posted:That but also a romance plotline with a guy getting down on his knee with a ring and saying "will you marry me?" *as the newlywed spouses are in the elevator post-wedding* "the one who farted that day wasn't actually janice, it was me" TO BE CONTINUED
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Jun 21, 2020 18:49
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The beginning of that aerosmith song "Going ...down?" "No, up please" |
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Jun 21, 2020 21:52
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The general concept of going up on somebody |
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Jun 21, 2020 21:53
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Jaguars! posted:The general concept of going up on somebody CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 21, 2020 22:12
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Jaguars! posted:The general concept of going up on somebody you go down, but you come up
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Jun 21, 2020 22:28
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Your easily-amused friend who doesn't get upset too easily. "Yeah hey man what's up? Oh me.. I'm just having some Popeye's. No, not the sandwich lol. That would be nice actually. No all they had left was one super-spicy wing order. A little too hot for me actually haha. Yeah burns quite a bit. I think they guy making them must be new. But they're still good. Anyways this weekend I have to go into the office. Actually you know what maybe you want my tickets to the game Saturday. They sent them to me for the wrong dates and the customer service line is always busy when I call so it might just be easier to toss them along to someone who can attend." Not so much a joke as a person you know. |
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Jun 21, 2020 23:24
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that thing in movies where you sneak up on somebody to kill them and whisper reassurances so they don't make noise like "sh shh it's okay. don't struggle. just breathe." but instead of killing them you're a giving them a wedgie or a wet willy |
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Jun 21, 2020 23:57
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someone makes a really elaborate real life version of the arcade donkey kong, with all of the tilted girders and hammers and barrels to throw and a real gorilla, then the gorilla predictably just takes a poo poo on the floor and takes a nap |
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Jun 22, 2020 01:05
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now adventurers you face my TRUE FORM yeah this is it i know it sucks that's why i didn't use it before
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Jun 22, 2020 14:20
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a universe where dogs own humans and the dog is watching tv and randomly some human on tv starts screaming like "hey help me help" and the human pet gets all excited at the tv. so cute or the human is out on his leash and sees another human so he runs to the end of the leash saying like "hey dude hey what's up" only to be yanked back ha ha aww they just wanna play
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Jun 22, 2020 14:27
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jpeg posted:a universe where dogs own humans and the dog is watching tv and randomly some human on tv starts screaming like "hey help me help" and the human pet gets all excited at the tv. so cute https://www.theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men https://www.theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men2 reasonably close |
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Jun 22, 2020 15:04
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google THIS posted:https://www.theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men Lol this is pretty much what I was thinking
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Jun 22, 2020 15:09
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Bright Bart posted:Your easily-amused friend who doesn't get upset too easily. This was cute 🥺 |
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Jun 22, 2020 16:37
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Bright Bart posted:Your easily-amused friend who doesn't get upset too easily. "drat james what happened to your hand?!?" "oh i was helping my new neighbor move into his house and, well, i guess his grip slipped when we were moving a huge mirror and it shattered. i got cut pretty bad i guess. poor guy gonna have seven years bad luck!"
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Jun 22, 2020 22:18
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hey so remember that little video bullshit i made earlier itt? guess who just got back on their bullshit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRj43jHmBbo ---------------- |
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Jun 26, 2020 08:40
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:hey so remember that little video bullshit i made earlier itt? i'm famous! i love it!
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Jun 26, 2020 08:55
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:hey so remember that little video bullshit i made earlier itt? ooh! well done |
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Jun 26, 2020 18:10
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an arrested development style sitcom about the leader of the Illuminati or something who dies and then the rest of the family fight over who will rule the world now that he's gone
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Jun 26, 2020 22:10
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magic cactus posted:an arrested development style sitcom about the leader of the Illuminati or something who dies and then the rest of the family fight over who will rule the world now that he's gone Have you seen The Death Of Stalin? |
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Jun 26, 2020 22:11
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has anyone seen Ben Stein lately? remember how everyone was amazed at how slowly he talked in the 80’s? I think he’s not around because he has always talked normally he was just the only person not on coke in the 80’s and now that we’re all off it he’s just a normal dude now don’t forget to tip your wait staff ladies and gentlemen. |
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Jun 26, 2020 22:27
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had a vague idea of a death metal cover of the men in black 2 theme song "black suits comin (nod ya head)" because the only time nodding your head is cool is when you're headbanging? for some reason I find forgotten songs made to promote movies really funny and I feel like there's definitely gold in there somewhere (see also my earlier posts about addams family raps) then I googled it and not only did somebody beat me to it, it's a loving JAM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgx6tpORjn8 if I were a wrestler this would be my entrance music |
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Jun 26, 2020 22:35
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I once thought a character. A rap artist named Dirty Crimes. That's as far as I got. |
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Jun 27, 2020 16:14
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Cubone posted:had a vague idea of a death metal cover of the men in black 2 theme song "black suits comin (nod ya head)" because the only time nodding your head is cool is when you're headbanging? Kissed by a rose was a good song and didn't deserve to be made into a cross promotion for a bad batman movie
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Jun 27, 2020 17:01
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Rollin down the street, smokin endo sippin on gin and milk |
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Jun 28, 2020 03:32
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Finger Prince posted:Have you seen The Death Of Stalin? the grandpa from arrested development was rly good in that
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Jun 28, 2020 03:35
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abuse culture. posted:Rollin down the street, smokin endo With my mind on my baba and my baba on my mind |
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Jun 28, 2020 03:41
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our contestants have only one hour to guess and prepare the dish they believe our judges are thinking about |
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Jun 28, 2020 04:44
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Are You Better At Guessing Songs Than A Fourth Grader |
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