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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
loving's back on the menu, boys!

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Ravendas
Sep 29, 2001




Beeswax posted:

Terribly missed opportunity



That's actually the original text of that, it was edited with gently caress to match the joke.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
loving Took!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Ghost Leviathan posted:

loving's back on the menu, boys!

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I always assumed Gimli in fact does say gently caress in Dwarvish in the first movie when he scoffs at Legolas very early on in the fellowship.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica


Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

No.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

:yeshaha:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
That scene where Aragorn kicks the helmet only instead of a wordless scream of pain he just yells "FUUUUUUUUUUCK"

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Sauron after the ring is destroyed: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck".

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zero One posted:

Sauron after the ring is destroyed: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck".

"Fuckin' hobbits, goddamn"

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Pippin: the salted pork is particularly good
Gimli: salted loving pork???????

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



RRRED MEAT OFF THE loving BONE

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
It's my eleventy-loving-first birthday!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

loving's back on the menu, boys!

Looks like fuckmeat's back on the menu, boys!

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

I like less than half of you fucks half as much as you deserve!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Agents are GO! posted:

I gently caress less than half of you half as much as you deserve!

I think you mean

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Condo have no loving king
Bring your pussy gently caress to my rear end
Too long I have hosed my sister

Wait

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Legolas: "Aieeee! A loving Balrog!"

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, far underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!

edit: I forgot to add the f-word

90s Cringe Rock has a new favorite as of 16:17 on Jun 22, 2020

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Legolas, what do your loving eyes see?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
I can't carry your burden, Mr. Frodo.

But I can gently caress you!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
You had loving eagles this whole time?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
boil 'em, gently caress 'em, put 'em in a stew

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Galadriel, 45 minutes before the end of Fellowship of the Ring, turns to the camera and says, "There's 45 more minutes of me pouring water into basins, rushing rivers, and waterfalls in this movie. Don't you loving wish you had skipped the 96 ounce Coke?" before turning back to the hobbits and discussing prophecy

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

You can use gently caress but only as an exclamation and not as a reference to sex that's always an R rating.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.
What about side by side with a friend?
loving Aye. I could do that.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

vyelkin posted:

That scene where Aragorn kicks the helmet only instead of a wordless scream of pain he just yells "FUUUUUUUUUUCK"

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




flavor.flv has a new favorite as of 16:42 on Jun 22, 2020

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

FTFY

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Yo it comes in fuckin pints?

Tim Whatley has a new favorite as of 17:01 on Jun 22, 2020

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Tom posted:

Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling!
Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.
Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,
Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,
There my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter,
Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.
Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing
Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o!
Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away!
Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.
Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing.
Hey! Come derry dol! loving hear me singing?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The gently caress if you don't sing all the songs out loud every time

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/SallyMayweather...ingawful.com%2F

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

There's so many layers of internet here for this to be as funny as it is

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Yeah I read the songs. Even the ones in Elvish.

Oh, excuse me, Sindarin.

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