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Inner Light
Jan 2, 2020



Congrats! Is the new gig fintech as well?

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Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Well done!

Shirec
Jul 29, 2009

How to cock it up, Fig. I

Inner Light posted:

Congrats! Is the new gig fintech as well?

It is! It's sideways from the kind of work I was doing before (and a different language, was Ruby now Java), but it seems really interesting and with much bigger scope than I had before. It'll be a great chance too with a company that will be way easier to network in for any future job hunting.

:3: thank you!

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

Shirec posted:

Event: I start the interview process after a referral from a friend, and eventually get to the offer state.
It's me. I'm the friend.

Hoodwinker fucked around with this message at 02:35 on May 16, 2020

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
are you really

Shirec
Jul 29, 2009

How to cock it up, Fig. I

qsvui posted:

are you really

He is, can confirm

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

It's for the same company at which I had my own fairly recent success story in this thread.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Great plan, we can concentrate on learning how to negotiate extremely well with a few juicy targets

m0therfux0r
Oct 11, 2007

me.
I was going to stop posting about it, but there's been an interesting update to the lateral move I was posting about on the last page.

I decided to just bite the bullet and talk to my manager about it before deciding what to do since she'd find out anyway as soon as I applied if I decided to do so. It turns out that the Sleep department has been lacking a competent tech writer for like 3 months now and my manager said that it would be great for the business if I switched over. She's talking to the other managers about it and demanding that they give me a raise (I didn't even ask).

I'll turn it down if it's a poo poo deal and they don't give me a raise in writing, but this was definitely unexpected. And yeah I know it's a risk, but hey, I'll take more money. :shrug:

Chaotic Flame
Jun 1, 2009

So...


Shirec posted:

I mainly lurk here and am friends with someone who is a bit more versed in negotiation than I, and figured I could post my success story!

Background: Junior software dev in fintech, Chicago. Doing generally fine, underpaid but not terribly so. Biding my time to a promotion so I could jump ship for more money. Pandemic happens, they cut salaries across the board. I go from 75 to 70k. Start to look immediately.

Event: I start the interview process after a referral from a friend, and eventually get to the offer state. I have been prepping and literally writing scripts for each potential path, with numbers for each one. Have my line in the sand of what is too low to accept. I know I'm not in the strongest negotiating position but I also can keep my current job without being in trouble. They ask for my number, I say that I am sure they will offer fair compensation based on the position, and that I'd be willing to discuss it when they get to the actual offer. They come back with 95k, 29k rsu (vesting over 3 years). This was literally the top of my expectations, but at the top of my script that I had in front of me, it said :

DO NOT REACT AND DO NOT ACCEPT, ASK FOR AT LEAST 10% MORE.

So I did that and the first time ever in my life, I negotiated. I asked for 10% more on the base, which was around 105. They came back a day later with a counter, 100k base and 43k in rsus. For that, I said yes. It was a really powerful experience and I'm gonna be making so dang much more, and way more than I had hoped for in my plans.
Thank you negotiation thread for helping give me a framework :3:

Old - New:
Salary: 70k - 100k
Bonus: 7.5% - 10%
RSUs: 0 - 43k

Congrats! Six figures in Chicago goes so much further than most expect

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost
Here's a stupid question. I work in software, in London UK, and in my experience recruiters always ask how much you're currently making, pretty early on in the process (usually in the first phone call), and literally won't talk to you any further until you tell them.

I'm not sure if this "never say a number" thing here in this thread is a US centric thing; or if it's just that recruiting agencies are scum and it would be better to apply to each company directly (although in my experience there's not that much difference); or if this is just what the UK is like; or what.

I'm not planning to search for a new job any time soon, but I was wondering how it might go next time. How do I actually tell a recruiter (whether agency or in-company or whatever) "no, I'm not divulging any of my salary history" and still somehow get them to keep talking to me? Like, by now I'm getting to be senior enough that I might be able to just straight up walk away or whatever if they keep insisting, but... that's apparently not how any of these "negotiations" go for any of you people in this thread, is it?

(I've been lucky enough in the past to always find a job that either pays better or is at least much more interesting than the old one. But of course being better at negotiating wouldn't hurt I guess. I suspect that I might have been able squeeze some more money out of some of those previous jobs, by being more bold or something I dunno.)

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
There's no trick. You just tell them to gently caress off and then the company misses out on your talents.

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

jaete posted:

Here's a stupid question. I work in software, in London UK, and in my experience recruiters always ask how much you're currently making, pretty early on in the process (usually in the first phone call), and literally won't talk to you any further until you tell them.

I'm not sure if this "never say a number" thing here in this thread is a US centric thing; or if it's just that recruiting agencies are scum and it would be better to apply to each company directly (although in my experience there's not that much difference); or if this is just what the UK is like; or what.

I'm not planning to search for a new job any time soon, but I was wondering how it might go next time. How do I actually tell a recruiter (whether agency or in-company or whatever) "no, I'm not divulging any of my salary history" and still somehow get them to keep talking to me? Like, by now I'm getting to be senior enough that I might be able to just straight up walk away or whatever if they keep insisting, but... that's apparently not how any of these "negotiations" go for any of you people in this thread, is it?

(I've been lucky enough in the past to always find a job that either pays better or is at least much more interesting than the old one. But of course being better at negotiating wouldn't hurt I guess. I suspect that I might have been able squeeze some more money out of some of those previous jobs, by being more bold or something I dunno.)
If a recruiter makes you name a number to continue talking, they're either doing market research and have no interest in hiring you, or working for a lovely company that they know pays under market rates. Tell them to gently caress off and nothing of value is lost.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Or lie to them.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


There’s tons of US recruiters that do that too- it’s not just a London thing

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Piggybacking on that, I have another company insisting to me that they're one of the special ones where negotiation and counteroffers are literally impossible. This time they're saying it's Hollywood that works this way, rather than the UK.

The only reason I don't find that laughable is that they're claiming it's more about the situation than the industry. In particular, it's a child company that hasn't launched yet and is still allocating its initial budget. No one is on payroll yet. The large company with infinite money simply gave this group a large check, and said use it however you want to form an effects studio.

Could they be right? They're not recruiting me directly, only my best friend who's on their initial team is -- it seems like he has less reason to shill for them.

He asked me flat out what my number was and I refused to say, and told him why. He said that the producer is clueless what a niche researcher like me makes, and will ask for how much I cost and if I don't cooperate, that will be the end of the call. He claims there will be no counteroffer. Moreover the producer will NOT be bothered to look into market rates of my specialty because they've never hired that sort of research scientist before and likely won't again. The large publicly traded parent corporation will not help him figure it out either; they're fully on their own. The quickly-assembled studio industry just works this way, he says.

Do new studio projects really work much more like a bidding process, where everybody states their worth or nothing gets done?

More generally, is the advice of this thread appropriate for a new company, where the person hiring me isn't even on payroll yet?

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 03:43 on May 26, 2020

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Piggybacking on that, I have another company insisting to me that they're one of the special ones where negotiation is literally impossible. This time they're saying it's Hollywood that works this way, rather than the UK.

The only reason I don't find that laughable is that they're claiming it's more about the situation than the industry. In particular, it's a child company that hasn't gotten off the ground yet and is still allocating its initial budget. No one is on payroll yet. The large company with infinite money simply gave this group a large check, and said use it however you want to form an effects studio.

Could they be right? They're not recruiting me directly, only my best friend who's on their initial team is -- it seems like he has less reason to shill for them.

He asked me flat out what my number was and I refused to say, and told him why. He said that the producer is clueless what a niche researcher like me makes, and will ask for how much I cost and if I don't cooperate, that will be the end of the call. The producer will NOT be bothered to look into market rates of my specialty because they've never hired that sort of researcher before and likely won't again. The parent company will not help him figure it out either; they're fully on their own. The quickly-assembled studio industry just works this way, he says.

Do new studio projects really work much more like such a bidding process, where everybody states their worth or nothing gets done?

More generally, is the advice of this thread appropriate for a new company, where the person hiring me isn't even on payroll yet?

Hollywood is where country bumpkins go to get fleeced, so I'd take anything that comes out of their mouth with a huge grain of salt.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
I know, but I thought I'd ask because
1. They ARE a new company with no one on the payroll, which seems special, and
2. He's my best friend so it's a little jarring to have to play hardball with him. I already did, on that initial phone call, and I got him to gently caress up in a tremendous way that I'll tell you about in a bit.

I do know that #1 is very common in Hollywood; big studio corporations *always* construct individual companies per movie production, to launder their association, so as to deny all their workers any semblance of job security or protections.

But I want to hear some thoughts on if there's ANY universe in which he's right about new projects, where I have to name a number.

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 03:48 on May 26, 2020

asur
Dec 28, 2012
I would assume your best friend is telling the truth, otherwise you need a new best friend. Based on what he said you should give a number that would make you happy and add 10-20% to it.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Find your number, add a buffer to anchor at that high point, and go from there. They are showing their hand in that they have no idea what you do or what you're worth. There is good and bad to that, but playing hardball here doesn't really help all that much. Care more about where the final number ends up instead of trying to bid them up.

I have definitely worked in places where certain positions had pretty fixed rates, usually for various reasons. Plus it sounds like they might be trying to rope you into a 1099, so make sure to clarify that before you pitch a number.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Ooo, I forgot to specifically use the word "1099" when I asked if it was contractor loophole bullshit. Thank you, I will do that.

The reason I trust him a little bit is because I do think he feels indebted to me a little, and maybe a little pity. He sees that I've been out-of-work for a while and always talk doom about the future, whereas years ago I landed him the job that launched his whole career.

Similarly, he let things slip during the conversation that he *really* shouldn't have if he thought of himself as a recruiter playing hardball.

On the other hand, now I've remembered Hollywood's bullshit industry tactics are something I know well from the doomsday economics thread. I know that even if this "new project, we're still forming our initial team" arrangement is special, it is the norm. Their hands aren't tied because the project is too new, but because big studio corps constantly set things up this way on purpose. That makes me more confident that I'm not just being too inflexible here.

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 06:26 on May 26, 2020

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Now the question becomes, do I want to put up a job in Hollywood if the norm there is "put everyone in a shell company on 1099's"? That will depend.

If it IS an 1099, does the "rule of 1000" apply?

Space Gopher posted:

So, if you divide your target pre-tax W-2 salary by 2,000, you should get an estimate of your W-2 hourly rate. Multiply that by two and you get a reasonable baseline 1099 contracting wage. Or, you can just shortcut it and divide your salary by 1,000 to start with.

The classic rule makes it sound like being in a 1099 means I would ask for TWICE as much than if I wasn't.

Does that only apply when comparing it to part time/W2, or does it when comparing to full time/salary too? If a 1099 job offer says they pay $200k should I act as though it's really only offering $100k? Or is the difference vs. salaries much less extreme?

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
It depends on lot of things. The multiply by two accounts for things like you won't get PTO, your hours will be less dependable, you are more likely to go through stretches of no job vs not being a 1099, not just the additional taxes and benefit costs. For some 1099 jobs you might have more stability or more options and thus should be lower, in others you may have more costs or longer dry stretches and should be higher.

2x is a good baseline. If you are just starting out or doing more entry level in an office I'd set expectations that it'd probably be a little less, but that's not a bad ballpark to start in. If you work full time for a year, even after benefits, taxes, and a unpaid couple of vacation weeks you'd pocket more money on a 1099 2x salary. The extra is for the risk.

Also, do you need this job? You sound like you have very little BATNA. Is it easier for you to find something else or for them to find someone else? You can still negotiate but if you have weak BATNA and they say they need a number from you or they'll move on you might need a new strategy if you need this job.

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Now the question becomes, do I want to put up a job in Hollywood if the norm there is "put everyone in a shell company on 1099's"? That will depend.

If it IS an 1099, does the "rule of 1000" apply?


The classic rule makes it sound like being in a 1099 means I would ask for TWICE as much than if I wasn't.

Does that only apply when comparing it to part time/W2, or does it when comparing to full time/salary too? If a 1099 job offer says they pay $200k should I act as though it's really only offering $100k? Or is the difference vs. salaries much less extreme?

The issue is billable time and bench time. Also additional tax burden. If you're remote, you can throw in more for co-working space depending on your feelings.

Protip: negotiate a weekly rate, not an hourly. Apparently the big boy independent contractors earn their keep by effectively double charging time while delivering expected work to each client (eg you bill a week, but you only needed to allocate 20 hours that week to meet that clients workload).

If companies do start doing this, the misclassification lawsuits will be hilarious.

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Now the question becomes, do I want to put up a job in Hollywood if the norm there is "put everyone in a shell company on 1099's"? That will depend.

If it IS an 1099, does the "rule of 1000" apply?


The classic rule makes it sound like being in a 1099 means I would ask for TWICE as much than if I wasn't.

Does that only apply when comparing it to part time/W2, or does it when comparing to full time/salary too? If a 1099 job offer says they pay $200k should I act as though it's really only offering $100k? Or is the difference vs. salaries much less extreme?
It really depends. Health insurance is expensive, especially for a family. Add up payroll taxes, your salary, health care, PTO, price in the risk you're taking on, and give a number accordingly.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Ah, on the 1099 question he just responded that it's W2. It sounds like a pretty sweet deal then, absent any major hidden catch.

My BANTA isn't great but it exists. One thing that factors in is my concerns about market volatility, and the possibility of such forces wiping out big stupid Hollywood projects. Meanwhile, I have a competing offer from a govt./MIC research job that sounds more immune to the economy, at least on paper. If you ask me personally, it's all volatile right now; the dollar could collapse in several months' time anyway, so my BATNA then would be that all US jobs options are rendered equivalently pointless. Additionally, I can always walk from the US jobs market as a whole. I'm drawing unemployment benefits for now that exceed my costs, and if those fail to extend for Americans in July then I'll be in the same boat as nearly everyone. I'm housing secure for a while since my wife has property in her name. I can move to China with her if things get bad enough here, if they'll accept a PhD worker from overseas.

But this one does sound like a sweet deal.

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 03:01 on May 27, 2020

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
I'll tell you how he screwed up from his employer's perspective. First, when explaining the project he broke NDA to tell me who the parent corporation was of the studio, which dispelled any doubts that yes, they've got infinite money to spend.

Second, when trying to armwrestle a number out of me, he told me how *his* negotiation went as an example of how mine should go, and in it revealed what number *he* asked for, thus revealing his salary because they immediately accepted. He pointed out that I should be expected to ask for more, since I have a PhD to his BA.

Then, I think I set some kind of record for this thread:

He blinked, and he named a number for me before I ever named mine. As heated up as he got at my stubborn stonewalling, I outlasted his patience. He said how much *he* thinks I should ask for. He named a number that was $100k higher than what I would have asked for on my own.

He said $250k. It makes sense, because his own salary is quite high at $210k as a high-level tech logistics person, and he says that I have a case to ask for more than him due to similar background (he was one of my students) plus my higher degree. I would have been fine with $150k since that's comparable to (or higher than) most openings I've looked at. 150k already sounds like a kingly salary for someone who intends to keep living as if there's 4000 in the bank, who just wants to build some emergency savings.

I also honestly don't know my market rates because this job would have me working completely off from my specialty. He's looking at me anyway because I made a convincing case for why their project doesn't actually need an ML researcher, and would be better off with my specialty instead.
They'd still be hiring me under that ML title that none of us know or care to find the true market rates of. Well, now I sort of know. Or at least, know he says they don't care what they spend -- and will just put whatever in the budget as long as it doesn't exceed big round numbers like a quarter mil.

Don't put me in that spreadsheet yet, I haven't even interviewed. But god drat, negotiating a salary HARD works. Even if it means stonewalling like a cold motherfucker to your best friend, do it. It hasn't worked yet, but the thought that it could is insane. Imagine the difference this 30 minutes of negotiation could make after years of future employers assuming my worth based on that starting point, and scaling bonuses/promotions as a multiplier of it.

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 03:00 on May 27, 2020

Inner Light
Jan 2, 2020




If this is a fit for you, better get that job. If not for you, then for us. Godspeed

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
This is RC Cola's wife.

My parent company is looking to promote me from my current position of Assistant Director of Nursing to Director of Nursing at one of our other locations. I currently live in Denver and have second interviews for positions near Seattle and LA.

The company near LA asked me to have a number in mind for the second interview. How do you go about not saying a number when they say that to you? The cost of living around LA is higher than Denver or Seattle, is that something I should bring up to them? When do you ask about relocation money in the negotiation process?

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

RC Cola posted:

This is RC Cola's wife.

My parent company is looking to promote me from my current position of Assistant Director of Nursing to Director of Nursing at one of our other locations. I currently live in Denver and have second interviews for positions near Seattle and LA.

The company near LA asked me to have a number in mind for the second interview. How do you go about not saying a number when they say that to you? The cost of living around LA is higher than Denver or Seattle, is that something I should bring up to them? When do you ask about relocation money in the negotiation process?
Do some research on glassdoor and the Bureau of Labor Statistics to determine what the market is paying. Look at salary data. Doing this research, even if you never give a number, will help your negotiation. If they hard press you to give a number, tell them it depends on total compensation and you can't give a realistic number without understanding total compensation. If they still press you, they're lovely and you should either pull out or give your gently caress-off number. Like market +50%.

I don't know gently caress-all about your industry, but the Bureau of Labor Statistics says that healthcare managers in LA make a median wage of $125,080 as of May, 2019. 75th percentile is $163,590, and 90th percentile is $203,820. They're not moving you from Denver because you're below average.

Ask for relocation as part of the negotiation after you have an offer in hand. They'll likely offer it early in the process and try to lump it in with total compensation. Value it accordingly. A one-time $10k relocation package is worth a lot less than $2k/year in salary if you're planning on staying in the job.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Dik Hz posted:

Bureau of Labor Statistics

Whoa this is awesome, how do I use it? If I want to know how much my research field makes in industry in a certain city

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Whoa this is awesome, how do I use it? If I want to know how much my research field makes in industry in a certain city

Start here:

https://data.bls.gov/oes/#/home

Edit: You can't do job, industry, and city. But you can do combos of any two of those three things.

Dik Hz fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jun 23, 2020

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Dik Hz posted:

I don't know gently caress-all about your industry, but the Bureau of Labor Statistics says that healthcare managers in LA make a median wage of $125,080 as of May, 2019. 75th percentile is $163,590, and 90th percentile is $203,820. They're not moving you from Denver because you're below average.

True, but it's possible they're moving her from Denver because they're betting she'll underestimate the COL difference and lowball herself (and no one who actually lives in LA/Seattle is willing to take the job at the salary they want to pay).

Dik's post is on the bullseye on what you should do and how you should go about it, OP.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
I recently came up with a sort of manipulative.... trick... to get through interviews with. I tried it on my last one. To my surprise it landed me a research lab job that I knew I was under-qualified for by objective measures.

As thanks for this thread's advice, I typed it up for your amusement. It covers both the interview and the salary negotiation, since most of us do both.

quote:


Con your way through an interview (even technical):
  • Step 1: Before the interview conversation gets deep into questions, insist on doing introductions. Briefly prattle off some (pre-scripted) narrative about why you're a good fit. Whatever it is you'd like for them to buy into. Sounding professional here is more important than details. It will come into play later.

  • Step 2: Let them do their questions. Answer the ones that you know you can answer well. Play off the ones that you can't... ah, you see, my skillset just has a slightly different emphasis, or I've been out of the mindset for a couple months.... and without spending any time, rapidly move on. Here's the important part: As each question comes, waste interview time on things that are not answering them. Stall by asking THEM a question in between each question, just for getting to know each other better. Normally these go at the end of an interview, but pepper them between as if you just thought of them--they'll likely be polite enough to answer. In reality, you have a never-ending pre-made list of them. Make sure they're good questions about their workplace that they would love to say a whole lot of words about. Most people will beam about what it is they do on the job. Keep them talking instead of you.

  • Step 3: Now, you've wasted most of the time allocated for the interview. Time for the payoff. Ask one final question. As the conversation winds down, they'll usually ask if you have one. In my case, the lead interviewer was even "glad" that I had already peppered many of my questions throughout, since we were now short on time!

    Your parting question to them is this: "Are there any hesitations about hiring me that remain? I can address them while we're all here". Of course, the problem is, insufficient information has been exchanged so far. Either they'll tell you some flaw in the narrative you gave early on (that you can fix next time), or something better will happen. Because actually, this question takes them way off guard--just a moment ago they were planning on not having to face you personally while making these judgements! If shyness wins, they'll either answer no (so you must be a good match), or better yet, you're a good match and here's why you must be--reciting back your own narrative about why you're a good fit (hardly much else substantial has been said so far to draw from!). The magic of this trick is that everyone on the call (or in the room) who is interviewing you now hears everyone else saying or implying out loud that you're a good match, as though it's confirmed truth, because there wasn't time for any evidence to the contrary. They hear it from their own respected peers. I didn't even know that there would be this social dynamic to it, until it already was underway to my astonishment. Once they exit the interview (or hang up) they get a while to individually e-mail their decisions back to the leader... but by then all they'll remember is hearing from all of their peers, who they trust more than they'd trust some stranger's word anyway, that you're a good match for the position. Qualified or not, you're in.

quote:


Con your way through negotiations:

Of course the rule of thumb is to never give your number first, no matter how hard they press, but how does one decline politely in practice? Well, think of it this way: It's simply never time YET to give them a number.

  • You always have a fair argument to delay blunt questions about your salary if you still don't yet have an offer in hand. Ask them to finish interviewing you. If they don't know if they want you yet because they haven't finished interviewing, how can they possibly guess how much you're worth to them? How much revenue you'd bring to the company per year? If they'd rather force you to say a number before even interviewing to find out how good of a match you are, then they're clowns and you should move on, as there are plenty of non-clowns hiring.

  • Even once you have an offer in hand, you can keep stalling without giving your own number. There's always a reason... maybe you haven't yet checked into your market value in that city yet. Or later, maybe you'd need all the details of their compensation package in front of you first for a fair comparison to the salary part of it.

  • Stall and stonewall through their most indignant insistence that you're doing it wrong for that industry. Or just politely act shy and indecisive, like it's your personality. Frustrate them with your stubbornness if you have to--because at this point you DO have an offer in hand, they DID (through expending a lot of energy) find out that you're a candidate they'd like to move forward with, and now they don't want to blow it up over something petty. Eventually they'll relent and name a number.

In one case for me it was pretty extreme, 100k higher than I would have said, because I did not know the particular industry yet nor how wasteful it tends to be with funds, and they didn't know my market value either because I was applying for a specialty they don't usually hire for.

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Jun 23, 2020

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Con your way through an interview (even technical):

Step 1: Before the interview conversation gets deep into questions, insist on doing introductions. Briefly prattle off some (pre-scripted) narrative about why you're a good fit. Whatever it is you'd like for them to buy into. Sounding professional here is more important than details. It will come into play later.

Step 2: Let them do their questions. Answer the ones that you know you can answer well. Play off the ones that you can't... ah, you see, my skillset just has a slightly different emphasis, or I've been out of the mindset for a couple months.... and without spending any time, rapidly move on. Here's the important part: As each question comes, waste interview time on things that are not answering them. Stall by asking THEM a question in between each question, just for getting to know each other better. Normally these go at the end of an interview, but pepper them between as if you just thought of them--they'll likely be polite enough to answer. In reality, you have a never-ending pre-made list of them. Make sure they're good questions about their workplace that they would love to say a whole lot of words about. Most people will beam about what it is they do on the job. Keep them talking instead of you.

Step 3: Now, you've wasted most of the time allocated for the interview. Time for the payoff. Ask one final question. As the conversation winds down, they'll usually ask if you have one. In my case, the lead interviewer was even "glad" that I had already peppered many of my questions throughout, since we were now short on time!

Your parting question to them is this: "Are there any hesitations about hiring me that remain? I can address them while we're all here". Of course, the problem is, insufficient information has been exchanged so far. Either they'll tell you some flaw in the narrative you gave early on (that you can fix next time), or something better will happen. Because actually, this question takes them way off guard--just a moment ago they were planning on not having to face you personally while making these judgements! If shyness wins, they'll either answer no (so you must be a good match), or better yet, you're a good match and here's why you must be--reciting back your own narrative about why you're a good fit (hardly much else substantial has been said so far to draw from!). The magic of this trick is that everyone on the call (or in the room) who is interviewing you now hears everyone else saying or implying out loud that you're a good match, as though it's confirmed truth, because there wasn't time for any evidence to the contrary. They hear it from their own respected peers. I didn't even know that there would be this social dynamic to it, until it already was underway to my astonishment. Once they exit the interview (or hang up) they get a while to individually e-mail their decisions back to the leader... but by then all they'll remember is hearing from all of their peers, who they trust more than they'd trust some stranger's word anyway, that you're a good match for the position. Qualified or not, you're in.
If you want an idiot for a boss, do this.

I've had candidates who tried this stunt with me, and I shitcanned their resumes as they were walking out the door. What you're describing is the basic hard-sell. It's transparent as gently caress to anyone who's been around the block.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Just be subtle about it! At minimum, allocate less time to the interview questions they'd remember that you struggled on, and more time on the parts where you sell yourself. Do use that final question; it came straight from this thread it worked.

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Just be subtle about it! At minimum, allocate less time to the interview questions they'd remember that you struggled on, and more time on the parts where you sell yourself. Do use that final question; it came straight from this thread it worked.
Don't use that final question. It's transparent even if you are "subtle". A decent manager is going to ask about their concerns regardless if you ask that question or not.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Just be subtle about it! At minimum, allocate less time to the interview questions they'd remember that you struggled on, and more time on the parts where you sell yourself.

In other words, I didn't go into the interview planning to do any of that; it just sort of happened on its own as the conversation took its natural course. It was only afterwards where I tried to reconstruct what the hell just transpired.... what interaction it was that caused my interviewers to unexpectedly start singing my praises at the end of the call. At the time I was just slightly aware that I was nailing an interview but I had no grasp on why at first. Whether I captured what happened well or not, it worked, and the next week they had begun hiring paperwork.

E: For me it wasn't a forceful or aggressive thing. The same goes for that final question. Two people said it worked for them ITT, and I just liked it as a question -- not as a tactic, but as a genuine opportunity to tie up loose ends about the interview.

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Jun 23, 2020

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
congratulations on working for a company of dumbasses i guess

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Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Appreciate you taking the effort to post that, but yeah, I can’t imagine that “twist” at the end changing a no to a yes unless your future boss truly has no idea how to hire people except for picking the guy who wants it most.

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