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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Bronze Fonz posted:

PLEASE POST PICTURES OF YOUR ELBOWS

e: ah poo poo this isn't the private message button

Look 'em up on OnlyFans for that.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Batterypowered7 posted:

Look 'em up on OnlyFans for that.

This is a smart goon, right here.

Also where you can get my feet pics but they ain't cheap. :clint:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I'll trade you 15 pics of my eyebrows for just one of your feet pics yes no?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bronze Fonz posted:

I'll trade you 15 pics of my eyebrows for just one of your feet pics yes no?

Deal. Let's move this over to PMs.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

n e 1 else always horned up?

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Well duh yeah. I'm married over 20 years so nothing ever happens anymore.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Hackers film 1995 posted:

n e 1 else always horned up?

It has it's ups and downs.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Me as a middle-aged man. A month ago.



Me in 2001.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
The weather's been getting really hot here in Norway, so I decided to cut my hair even shorter. Sorry for the work toilet pic

Stockholm
Apr 6, 2010

lobsterminator posted:

Me as a middle-aged man. A month ago.



Me in 2001.



Love that color on you. U better dye your beard purple it would rock so hard!!!

Edit: ahahaha now I'm listening to flat beat hell yes

Stockholm
Apr 6, 2010

LordArgh posted:

The weather's been getting really hot here in Norway, so I decided to cut my hair even shorter. Sorry for the work toilet pic



Got a nurse sitting next to me and he's like "that's a good vein why can't they all be like that"

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Side by side of my father when he was around my age and I. It's the same guitar, but I don't play. (My wife went H.A.M. on the filters)



The kiddo and me, sans filters.



Stockholm posted:

Got a nurse sitting next to me and he's like "that's a good vein why can't they all be like that"

They can have their pick.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
You and the kid are totes adorbs and everything but...uh......I think I have a crush on your dad.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Literally A Person posted:

You and the kid are totes adorbs and everything but...uh......I think I have a crush on your dad.

My father was a handsome man. He gave me his baldness but not the excellent beard, though :mad:

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015




Do we have a forum/thread where we can get help dressing/looking better?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

anatomi posted:

Do we have a forum/thread where we can get help dressing/looking better?

If you're not joking, YLLS.

Just remember that despite anything it's still taking advice from goons which is a dangerous game to play.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

anatomi posted:




Do we have a forum/thread where we can get help dressing/looking better?

Trim beard, keep it well groomed. SA does have threads about how to do this.
Go ahead and cut hair short all over- just do it.
Your eyes are stunning, truly gorgeous. You have good skin and even features so you are fine. Keep beard and hair well groomed- it matters

That's it man, guys are lucky

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug


It's gonna be quite a hot week and I do not know if I am mentally ready for that.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Helios Grime posted:



It's gonna be quite a hot week and I do not know if I am mentally ready for that.

It's so bright there has anyone been hurt

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Its like on that prison planet of the second Riddick movie.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


I wish I could still be working from home every day... but it's okay because I'm very happy to be employed and paid very well! :unsmith:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cough Drop The Beat posted:



I wish I could still be working from home every day... but it's okay because I'm very happy to be employed and paid very well! :unsmith:

You might want to cool it with the Hawaiian shirts for a bit during these trying times

Assuming you're American etc

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

The Bloop posted:

You might want to cool it with the Hawaiian shirts for a bit during these trying times

Assuming you're American etc

Literally do not understand what you're getting at. :confused:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Literally do not understand what you're getting at. :confused:

Some boogaloo folks are wearing hawaiian shirts and using it to signal to each other. But unless you're strapping up and babbling about imminent race wars you don't have to worry about it, wear what you want

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Literally do not understand what you're getting at. :confused:

Sadly it's been coopted by the "boogaloo boys" white nationalist group trying to start civil war 2

At the moment it's a bit like wearing a red hat or khakis and a white shirt. Not necessarily bad but people might make assumptions

Good to at least be aware

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




I find that, with most things like this, the people who make assumptions are Extremely Online and not the folks you would really encounter in your day to day anyway.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

esperterra posted:

I find that, with most things like this, the people who make assumptions are Extremely Online and not the folks you would really encounter in your day to day anyway.

Uh, yeah. My girlfriend, co-workers, friends, family, 99.99999999% of people I interact with in my life, and kind of me too have no clue what you're talking about, so I'll continue wearing Hawaiian themed button-downs. :v:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Cough Drop The Beat posted:



I wish I could still be working from home every day... but it's okay because I'm very happy to be employed and paid very well! :unsmith:

For a night job it's well known CDTB is the assigned boogaloo protector for his local DSW Shoes.

Rat
Dec 12, 2006

meow
Much work calls for much coffee

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

anatomi posted:




Do we have a forum/thread where we can get help dressing/looking better?

Was Brienne of Tarth a good lay?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Bloop posted:

Sadly it's been coopted by the "boogaloo boys" white nationalist group trying to start civil war 2

At the moment it's a bit like wearing a red hat or khakis and a white shirt. Not necessarily bad but people might make assumptions

Good to at least be aware

Maybe he wears the shirt as a honeypot for white supremacists so he can out them and then punch them in the face repeatedly.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Cough Drop The Beat posted:



I wish I could still be working from home every day... but it's okay because I'm very happy to be employed and paid very well! :unsmith:

is your head actually gigantic or is it just the close up photo?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jose posted:

is your head actually gigantic or is it just the close up photo?

it's from across the room

the man is a living moai statue

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cough Drop The Beat posted:



I wish I could still be working from home every day... but it's okay because I'm very happy to be employed and paid very well! :unsmith:

If you got round glasses I would cast you in my off-Broadway production of "DOUG" as my Mr. Dink. I'd make you a star.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Jose posted:

is your head actually gigantic or is it just the close up photo?

I do have a rather large head, but the close up probably makes it seem much larger than my head actually is. Also I'm sure my massive Jew fro doesn't help because I haven't gotten a haircut in 4 months which is never true outside of COVID times.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Don't ask me why but I just think you have a certain Dink-y-ness about you.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm bored as poo poo at work

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Who What Now posted:

I'm bored as poo poo at work



So distinguished. Also, I like that your mask makes it look as if you are wearing a cool-as-heck blue ascot :swoon:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Who What Now posted:

Was Brienne of Tarth a good lay?

He looks to me like he wants to buy out his sister's farm after his brother in law plowed up the corn and built a baseball diamond.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Literally A Person posted:

So distinguished. Also, I like that your mask makes it look as if you are wearing a cool-as-heck blue ascot :swoon:

Thanks, my wife made it for me! She used the elastic from an old pair of bedsheets to use as straps. It's really comfy and surprisingly breathable

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