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twigplant
Jun 9, 2009

You're asking me to believe in sentient meat.

Willeh posted:

I'm in the market for a new car, what should I get? I don't beat my wife, girlfriend or anybody else if that helps

hertz is selling stuff at wholesale due to their impending collapse. quickest sale i've ever been part of, took like 30 minutes for paperwork and i was outta there with keys.

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badknitter
Jun 11, 2006

tithin posted:

what shits me is how much money have people have pumped into this poo poo forum, year after year, in the hopes of forum improvements

bans, re-regs, no ads, archives, pledge drives, referral links, with minimal money going to the forums beyond hosting, and all of it going on drug fuelled binges

this place deserves someone far better than lowtax owning it who views it as his own fuckin piggybank.

gently caress lowtax and gently caress abusers

what else is there to say really

suck it, kyanka :boom:

RC Bandit
Sep 7, 2012

Hanson: It's Time

Grimey Drawer
OH GOD!

JOIN US!!!

https://discord.gg/ZQ9tyk

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

I called this poo poo months ago in that thread where BPD girlfriend showed up and started babbling 1st year marketing class crap about overhauling the forums and Lowtax got awfully touchy about how obvious it was that he was loving her.

Granted, I didn't know it was gonna be this SPECTACULAR.

haha yeah just having this "marketing manager" that I flew to utah to meet and bring her back missouri to live with me

definitely just a normal business relationship

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!

juggalo baby coffin posted:

theres nothing that can really replace SA because every other loving discussion board online has some moronic upvote system and devolves into a point whoring contest, or has an unusable interface, or has both and is called reddit

We will commandeer Yahoo Answers.

Renwick Customer
Aug 19, 2008
Grimey Drawer

Dogmeat posted:

yeah someone said ~800 a month I think earlier in the thread, but that's before you add the extra server features like double alimony, child support, back taxes, and medical bills.

:eyepop:

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


r u ready to WALK posted:

the best chat platform is still https://www.secondlife.com



Nah that's Tower Unite

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Everything is so goddamn horrible all of the time

Musluk
May 23, 2011



juggalo baby coffin posted:

theres nothing that can really replace SA because every other loving discussion board online has some moronic upvote system and devolves into a point whoring contest, or has an unusable interface, or has both and is called reddit

SA interface is as bad as reddit's

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
It only took the third abusive relationship for goons to pivot from “gosh Lowtax sure knows how to pick em, women am I right heh? Good luck getting your daughter back” but at least we got there eventually.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
let's be fair


he probably wasn't paying child support

Weird Pumpkin
Oct 7, 2007

gently caress domestic abusers, seems pretty impossible to give the benefit of the doubt after 3 separate accusations at this point

I'm sad though that I won't get to lurk cspam for the rest of the election and descend into needle insanity once more

hazzlebarth
May 13, 2013

With SA gone, my work productivity will easily double. Most other sites are blocked in the stupid webfilter.

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

gently caress man Star Citizen might outlive Something Awful. Oh the irony.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Obama voice: Let me be clear: if you like your forums, you can keep it

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Everything is so goddamn horrible all of the time

bratwurst massage
Jan 27, 2018

:-(

aRudeTeen
Jul 13, 2003

hazzlebarth posted:

With SA gone, my work productivity will easily double. Most other sites are blocked in the stupid webfilter.

You work at a library in 2003.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Donnerberg posted:

We will commandeer Yahoo Answers.

I think I once read that Hugo Chavez would go for walks around Venezuela. Whenever he saw a noteworthy private business, he would point at it and tell one of his aides, "Expropriate it!"

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


juggalo baby coffin posted:

theres nothing that can really replace SA because every other loving discussion board online has some moronic upvote system and devolves into a point whoring contest, or has an unusable interface, or has both and is called reddit

Or has a bizarre legalist leadership that has honestly creepy vibes, see: Sufficient Velocity.

Anyway people, just posting this preemptively:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgMM54F98SE

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

epstein hosed tupac

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



i'm going to bed friends, if im banned tommorow, it's been a privilege posting with you over the last 2 fuckin decades, and i hope someone reaches out and tells me where we're all meeting up in posting valhalla

Doublestep
Sep 8, 2013

Keep on keeping on!
how do i overthrow my pill addicted white trash wife beating webmaster yahoo answers

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Musluk posted:

SA interface is as bad as reddit's

if you unironically believe this please uninstall ur loving computer lol there isn't even a parallel universe where reddit's interface is as good as SA's


Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Dr. Abysmal posted:

It only took the third abusive relationship for goons to pivot from “gosh Lowtax sure knows how to pick em, women am I right heh? Good luck getting your daughter back” but at least we got there eventually.

I’m gonna bet that he’s been doing it far longer than even we know

What I’m saying is that I’d like to hear Integral’s side of the story

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Dogmeat posted:

yeah someone said ~800 a month I think earlier in the thread, but that's before you add the extra server features like double alimony, child support, back taxes, and medical bills.

+ Lease payment for a Nissan GTR (Which is a pretty cool car, I'd guess 1.5k a month at least).

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

William Bear posted:

+ Lease payment for a Nissan GTR (Which is a pretty cool car, I'd guess 1.5k a month at least).

yep...the way the patreon is going, he ain't gonna be able to afford gas for it

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Musluk posted:

SA interface is as bad as reddit's

at least the posts appear in order here instead of being nested into millions of sub-threads inside the main thread that only shows a few replies at a time within that subthread. its like someone took just the imgur comments section and made it a forum. its dogshit.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Man thats some rough credit

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Nobody wants to burn this place to the ground, we expect Lowtax to do it out of spite.

I can't see him doing anything other than just shutting it down. Handing off the reins to someone else would require admitting wrongdoing.

Goat Smuggla
Aug 5, 2006
Smugglin' goats and floatin' boats

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

William Bear posted:

+ Lease payment for a Nissan GTR (Which is a pretty cool car, I'd guess 1.5k a month at least).

i also forgot cookies



Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H402HL39LKE

HORSEPORN
Oct 7, 2008

Sheen Sheen posted:

I’m gonna bet that he’s been doing it far longer than even we know

What I’m saying is that I’d like to hear Integral’s side of the story

Probably Shmorky too.

Let's be honest with ourselves.

Inferior Third Season
Jan 15, 2005

Willeh posted:

I'm in the market for a new car, what should I get? I don't beat my wife, girlfriend or anybody else if that helps
A slightly used previously-leased 2020 Nissan GTR is probably about to be put on the market.

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

Comstar posted:

This is not a thread I expected to read today. Wow. All the people banned get their revenge, and it’s very cold.


In space. See you all in the other side. It’s been a honour.

the fact that lowtax keeps attracting women with bpd vibes and then beating them, while deflecting with shallow attempts at humor, speaks to his own upbringing being poo poo. but a tragic backstory and superficial charm are no reasons to hang around someone who is actively abusing women

Musluk
May 23, 2011



Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

if you unironically believe this please uninstall ur loving computer lol there isn't even a parallel universe where reddit's interface is as good as SA's

one of them is reddit, the other was touched by radium

they're both poo poo.

just because you're used to it for 10 loving years doesn't suddenly make it good

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Dogmeat posted:

i also forgot cookies

shouts out to signature gang. today I am going ape shitt and posting everywhere with my sig on.


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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I want to slam and then flatten a can of creamed corn on top of Lowtax's head, then grab his ears and violently gently caress Lowtax's face while screaming as my Alien throatjaws attack and violate him like coring an apple before finally ejaculating straight down his throathole feeling like he swallowed a train of hot oysters...a little bit of saliva trickles down the corner of his wrinkly lips like he received a botched lobotomy.

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