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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



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Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Imagine being so absolutely destroyed in the brain that you think kiwifarms is in anyway good or healthy lmfao

Kiwi Farms: Hey, We're Not 8Chan™!

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Imagine being so absolutely destroyed in the brain that you think kiwifarms is in anyway good or healthy lmfao
you are 99% right but their creepy obsessive internet detectiving sometimes gets actual abusers exposed even if it's a side effect of the userbase being abusers themselves

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

Stuntman posted:

I am not on the same level of tinfoil as you, but the organized and methodical Balkanization of 10 or so posters to spread out and post about Lowtax's abuse in literally every single thread on the forums within 3 hours of the facebook post was BIZARRE and indicative of greater coordination, not to mention 2-3 of those posters have accounts registered from like 15 years ago with only like 150 posts.

so to recap

1) I believe Logan, i hope she and the tiny lowtax ladies are safe and sound

2) the speed and organization of lowtax's detractors feels insanely coordinated for something that happened in the middle of the night while 90% of the forums were asleep

3) i don't think anything will come of this, at least not the literal heat death of the forums

i am a mossad sleeper agent

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Imagine being so absolutely destroyed in the brain that you think kiwifarms is in anyway good or healthy lmfao

yeah the "actually kiwifarms is fine" angle of this thread is not something I wanted to see

RC Bandit
Sep 7, 2012

Hanson: It's Time

Grimey Drawer
gently caress IT ALL!!!

JOIN OUR SERVER!

https://discord.gg/ZQ9tyk

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer
I was going to post some stuff in SA-MART but uh... I might want to wait now.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Archer666 posted:

Diet Coke Of Awful

Awful Zero

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Olewithmilk posted:

What's the goon discord again?

Take your pick: https://goondiscordnetwork.com/

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

EorayMel posted:

I want to slam and then flatten a can of creamed corn on top of Lowtax's head, then grab his ears and violently gently caress Lowtax's face while screaming as my Alien throatjaws attack and violate him like coring an apple before finally ejaculating straight down his throathole feeling like he swallowed a train of hot oysters...a little bit of saliva trickles down the corner of his wrinkly lips like he received a botched lobotomy.

cool rape fantasies you loving rapist

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

LifeLynx posted:

I was going to post some stuff in SA-MART but uh... I might want to wait now.
What're ya selling?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


HORSEPORN posted:

KF's greatest crime is making fun of people on the internet (something helldump was much more brutal about here than KF could ever dream to be.)

Lowtax beat three women and let his children be babysat by a known pedophile all while milking money off dumb goons to finance a pain pill and pie addiction.

No one being mentioned is being accused of being a great person and I'm not a KF poster or apologist but comparing KF's owner to a literal wife beater is pretty... odd.

among other things he's a hardcore racist and far right dipshit who does his best to drive already marginalized people to suicide, there's no need to defend him either

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Self Quoting to bring up this nice Burt Sexual Probation from the last beg thread where Lowtax was given a $15,000/month patreon because ????

Rectal Death Adept posted:

If i thought it was actually going to the forums I'd probably donate but if i wanted to subsidize a drunk that refuses to work I could just cut most of my family a check.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

quote:

Perhaps this isn’t the thread, or forum! For you. User loses posting privileges for 1 day. Burt Sexual R. Guyovich

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Is it possible for the guy who owns the entire site to just go away?

Hmm

Lol this totally is his alt Lowtax just start banning us already.

Renwick Customer
Aug 19, 2008
Grimey Drawer

Ron Darling posted:

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.

I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.

thanks mate

Enemabag Jones
Mar 24, 2015

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
"I never did abuse before" - 6 weeks after hollering and wailing in a barn and screaming as I tripped balls and thought some of the tobacco hung up to dry was an Alligator. When I felt braver I kept yelling "Go bulldogs!" at it instead and fought it with my fists, except the Alligator was my spouse

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
i've never seen anything like it. a perfect swan dive into the loving toilet

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Magmarashi posted:

They don't actually believe women any 'better' than 'we' do and only pretend to give a poo poo so they can get off on targeting people they hate. Odds are good they'll go straight after her if she puts up a gofundme or patreon or w/e for help in dealing with poo poo.

again, lowtax got lady ambiens patreon or gofundme or w/e shut down and mods here banned anyone who talked about it or criticised it. im not praising kiwi farms i'm condeming this place.

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.



we've got several goatse can we get some keyboard goop up in here

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Rambling Robot posted:

I hardly think this site is any better. If anything this place is probably worse when it comes to having an opinion about anything in 2020 (ironic, since it was supposed to be a comedy forum). I've read some of the SA related threads over there and never noticed any women hate. The Shmorky thread over there is gold, almost old school SA level.

You're stupid as gently caress, KF is populated with net-nazis and similar bigoted shitbags whose only shtick is trying to harass LGBT people and other at risk groups into suicide.

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

Stuntman posted:

I am not on the same level of tinfoil as you, but the organized and methodical Balkanization of 10 or so posters to spread out and post about Lowtax's abuse in literally every single thread on the forums within 3 hours of the facebook post was BIZARRE and indicative of greater coordination, not to mention 2-3 of those posters have accounts registered from like 15 years ago with only like 150 posts.

so to recap

1) I believe Logan, i hope she and the tiny lowtax ladies are safe and sound

2) the speed and organization of lowtax's detractors feels insanely coordinated for something that happened in the middle of the night while 90% of the forums were asleep

3) i don't think anything will come of this, at least not the literal heat death of the forums



so there's over a thousand posters reading this thread about very serious abuse

there's over two thousand browsing GBS right now, i wonder what thread they're reading

and you think it's suspicious that a handful people who care are sounding the alarm?

just wanna make sure i read this post right.

i'm not used to how things work here in GBS but, in the real world, when poo poo goes down people take action.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
If you still browse and post with adblock on and just don't buy avs or upgrades, you're basically wasting Lowtax's bandwidth money. Think about it.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


HORSEPORN posted:

KF's greatest crime is making fun of people on the internet (something helldump was much more brutal about here than KF could ever dream to be.)

Lowtax beat three women and let his children be babysat by a known pedophile all while milking money off dumb goons to finance a pain pill and pie addiction.

No one being mentioned is being accused of being a great person and I'm not a KF poster or apologist but comparing KF's owner to a literal wife beater is pretty... odd.

Kiwifarms was created to make it easier to dox and harass an autistic person you imbecile.

Devoyniche
Dec 21, 2008

Ron Darling posted:

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.

I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.
I wish fragmaster was still around because Im reading this and Im just imagining his voice and inflection and its a work of art

Devoyniche fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Jun 24, 2020

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Alobar posted:

so there's over a thousand posters reading this thread about very serious abuse

there's over two thousand browsing GBS right now, i wonder what thread they're reading

and you think it's suspicious that a handful people who care are sounding the alarm?

just wanna make sure i read this post right.

i'm not used to how things work here in GBS but, in the real world, when poo poo goes down people take action.
I do not believe Lowtax pretended to be Logan on kf. His "humor" is derived from punching down and being superior to other people, even people who are much smarter or respectable than he is. He is constantly angry and miserable. The few times he shows joy in his forums and facebook posts are when he talks poo poo about other people.

The Logan posts in kf do not give away his style (and he is not smart enough to disguise himself).

The Logan kf posts also show a sense of self-deprecating humility in that rambling "sweaty toes" essay. Lowtax does not know how to be humble.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

some real 2020 spirit right there

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


jesus christ this is pathetic lmao

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
i hope lowtax finds Jesus

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

HORSEPORN posted:

KF's greatest crime is making fun of people on the internet (something helldump was much more brutal about here than KF could ever dream to be.)

They were directly implicated in at least one trans person's suicide you loving moron.

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Blockhouse posted:

yeah the "actually kiwifarms is fine" angle of this thread is not something I wanted to see

Says the person merrily posting on the website that has sheltered and protected every kind of abuser from wife-beaters and rapists to full on convicted paedophiles on its staff for decades, only cutting them loose when forced to do so by outside pressure.

Flatscan fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Jun 24, 2020

HORSEPORN
Oct 7, 2008

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

among other things he's a hardcore racist and far right dipshit who does his best to drive already marginalized people to suicide, there's no need to defend him either

If you think I give enough of a gently caress to defend KF or Null than you're out of your goddamn mind.

I'm just here to remind y'all that this dead gay comedy forum once played host to gems such as Boniface and the entirety of the helldump crew that was enabled by a loving wife beating idiot.

If lowtax beating his third romantic partner was where everyone drew the line in the sand then it's kind of dumb to take any sort of moral high road on this one.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?


Thanks, buddy.

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

juggalo baby coffin posted:

again, lowtax got lady ambiens patreon or gofundme or w/e shut down and mods here banned anyone who talked about it or criticised it. im not praising kiwi farms i'm condeming this place.

I predict that mods and admins 100% will do this again this time, with the exception of a few who actually quit and many sub forum mods who pretend that their particular little forum is somehow "not involved in the drama".

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Flatscan posted:

Says the person merrily posting on the website that has sheltered and protected every kind of abuser from wife-beaters and rapists to full on convicted paedophiles on it's staff for decades, only cutting them loose when forced to do so by outside pressure.

pull up, idiot

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Arent there a bunch of .gop domains that are available on the cheap

We could do like falsefla.gop

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo

Flatscan posted:

Says the person merrily posting on the website that has sheltered and protected every kind of abuser from wife-beaters and rapists to full on convicted paedophiles on it's staff for decades, only cutting them loose when forced to do so by outside pressure.

a second kiwi farmers defender has struck the thread

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Devoyniche posted:

I wish fragmaster was still around because Im reading this and Im just imagining his voice and inflection and its a work of art

Frags......... :smith:

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Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo

HORSEPORN posted:

If you think I give enough of a gently caress to defend KF or Null than you're out of your goddamn mind.

I'm just here to remind y'all that this dead gay comedy forum once played host to gems such as Boniface and the entirety of the helldump crew that was enabled by a loving wife beating idiot.

If lowtax beating his third romantic partner was where everyone drew the line in the sand then it's kind of dumb to take any sort of moral high road on this one.

who cares dipshit

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