Yikeseroo Lowtax accused of domestic violence again? This time by SA admin?

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Inept: Jul 8, 2003

THS posted:

better late than never

time to go back to heavengames ha ha

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marumaru: May 20, 2013

star citizen enthusiasts & plane posting weirdos represent

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e.pilot: Nov 20, 2011; sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Mr. Fortitude posted:

Eat poo poo Lowtax

You're a spineless piece of dog poo poo and I hope your life is ruined for being a vile abusive dickhead.

Hey he has a spine, SA paid good money for it. :colbert:

(We should all forcibly take it back)

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Firstborn: Oct 14, 2012; i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

HORSEPORN posted:

A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.

So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.

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Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I guess now I can finally say that I thought lowtax schtik has been horribly unfunny for many years, and it didn't surprise me at all that he didn't make poo poo with any of his projects.

Which is overshadowed by him hitting multiple women, drat what a piece of poo poo.

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skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

Six golden manbabies lol. What a ride goons and goonettes :goonsay:

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

a misanthrope posted:

one last burgpug, for posterity

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hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

before the lights go off some mod tell me how many times I've been reported because that would be funny

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henpod: Mar 7, 2008; Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.; College Slice

Kraftwerk posted:

I've never been one for a lot of the drama or callout threads where we make fun of nerds but these forums have a lot of really smart people who spend huge amounts of their free time giving useful information to others on everything from video games, hardware, career advice and even enlistment in various military forces.

I have been selective about what I read and look for but as a whole the forums have made me a better person, have contributed to keeping me woke on the sensitive issues of the day and giving me an alternative news source to mainstream media that doesn't turn me into some kind of conspiracy loving raging lunatic.

Every question I've ever needed answered has been generously answered by people who (most of the time) know what they're talking about. In light of this I really hope that Lowtax can sell the forums, clean up his behaviour, make ammends for what he did to this woman and that ownership and maintenance of this place falls into far more responsible hands like the various people on here who volunteer their time to keep this place interesting and informative.

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Muscle Wizard: Jul 28, 2011; by sebmojo

GD_American posted:

at some point doesn't this get published as actual news

cant wait for the vice article

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Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Literally A Person posted:

I really don't need fifty horny goons talking about how they want my hot bod, thanks.

Too bad bitch ur now my waifu.

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Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

If somebody were to buy the forums, how much would something like it be worth? Also, is the front page actually popular? I have no idea since I've never found much of what went on the front page funny, though I haven't looked in 6 months or so, different stroke for different folks. Is it possible to make a forum like this sustainable financially? How much bandwidth is needed for a forum of this size?

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bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

Son of Rodney posted:

I guess now I can finally say that I thought lowtax schtik has been horribly unfunny for many years, and it didn't surprise me at all that he didn't make poo poo with any of his projects.

Which is overshadowed by him hitting multiple women, drat what a piece of poo poo.

dude, your avatar freaked me out

(hugs)

we need avatar solidarity in this time of crisis

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Doublestep: Sep 8, 2013; Keep on keeping on!

i want someone to madmin lowtax right in his furry puss covered face

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90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Okay everyone admit your forums crushes!!!!!;;;!

lowtax with a big pile of bricks

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Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

see you all in second life

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xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Tarkus posted:

If somebody were to buy the forums, how much would something like it be worth? Also, is the front page actually popular? I have no idea since I've never found much of what went on the front page funny, though I haven't looked in 6 months or so, different stroke for different folks. Is it possible to make a forum like this sustainable financially?

Yes, but it would involve exporting all of our posts and moving to sensible software instead. The forums as they are are not sustainable.

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Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Oh my god I forgot about Second Life

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Agrinja: Nov 30, 2013; Praise the Sun!; Total Clam

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Someone else buy the forums, ditch Lowtax.

These are the best and most diverse forums in the net despite him.

This.

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

hawowanlawow posted:

before the lights go off some mod tell me how many times I've been reported because that would be funny

Mods get lots of info, i want that info. There was a time when they outed everyone in the trump GBS thread that voted 1 star...instantly all these disingenuous posters who kept maintaining they weren't chuds were outed and couldn't hide anymore, it was glorious.

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

cum posted:

good morning sid hows the wife and kids

they're doing very well, I don't beat them with my hands or weapons ever

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EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_forums

We'll just pick a random site off here and all migrate there.

Looks like the goons are going to... Literotica!

I like it, just save a copy of the forums index, host it somewhere and change each link to point to a relevant place.

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Alien Sex Manual posted: