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kolby
Oct 29, 2004
i haven't heard gilbert's show so i dunno how he is at telling stories but howard would have got nothing out of him

Howard: Did you masturbate to the 70 year old woman's bush?
Gilbert: Oh yes, hahahaha!

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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

kolby posted:

i haven't heard gilbert's show so i dunno how he is at telling stories but howard would have got nothing out of him

He's reeled in pretty well and his co-host does most of the talking. It's mostly straight forward interview and then the rest is Gilbert cackling and telling jokes.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

kolby posted:

i haven't heard gilbert's show so i dunno how he is at telling stories but howard would have got nothing out of him

Howard: Did you masturbate to the 70 year old woman's bush?
Gilbert: Oh yes, hahahaha!

He's pretty good. The show has another host the kinda guide the conversation along as Gilbert will sometimes just tangent. How they act depends on the guest. Like if they have someone like Charlotte Rae (Mrs. Garrett from fact of life), he'll tone down the language and dirty jokes. But if you have Jeff Ross in, well you can imagine. You can definitely tell that Gilbert's humor was shaped by watching old movies on TV and he has almost an encyclopedia like mind when it comes to old Hollywood actors and writers.

Search youtube for this Ceasar Romero or Paul Lind stories as they never get old.

There was a recent episode that had Julie Hagerty and Robert Hayes to talk about the 40th anniversary of Airplane and it was pretty good.

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Jun 23, 2020

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Bonzo posted:

There was a recent episode that had Julie Hagerty and Robert Hayes to talk about the 40th anniversary of Airplane and it was pretty good.

Did you listen to the one from a week or two ago with Barry Sonnenfeld? That was hilarious too.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Thanks I will seek out some episodes.

I'm scratching my balls

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Love this thread and love u all :h:

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Yeesh, do people really think the forums are going away for good? Seems to me like there are enough people willing to take them over. I sure as hell am not moving to that loving Reddit group.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I have been on the internet for 20+ years and SA since I was 17 and I've never once posted on reddit or even made an account there

I am very proud of this and intend to keep it that way

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

How was her shower on camera? :confused:

beep by grandpa posted:

I have been on the internet for 20+ years and SA since I was 17 and I've never once posted on reddit or even made an account there

I am very proud of this and intend to keep it that way

:hfive:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

beep by grandpa posted:

I have been on the internet for 20+ years and SA since I was 17 and I've never once posted on reddit or even made an account there

I am very proud of this and intend to keep it that way

Same. I'm not moving to discord either. Tried that and hated it. Its either this place or nothing for me.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Discord is not a forum, it's chatrooms. Reddit is... whatever that is. The complaining and ETMposting would disappear! I at least expected this to live long enough to discuss Artie's death.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

prefect posted:

How was her shower on camera? :confused:



My guess is she had an iPad or laptop and figure she could see the screen and they couldn't see her. But yeah who thinks "I guess I'll have a shower while I watch the ceremony"? I can multitask but drat.

Boomers do strange things.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/24/us/marge-schott-university-of-cincinnati-trnd/index.html

The Darkie is my favorite Beast. Id Like to apologize to all the blacks. Its a time of healing.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Well, it's been real, guys. I've had an account here for almost 19 years and read the forums even before then. There are porn stars younger than my SA account.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
I barely post here but it's been real, ya'll

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



I don't post here much either but I've been reading this thread for years... it's my faaaaaaavorite.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Whenever I remember SA exists this is the only thread I bother checking

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
I have this and one other thread bookmarked and that’s about all I check.

My most enjoyable thing about this thread since the show sucks now is seeing 20+ new posts and wondering if Artie finally died.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I can remember when we were just a small part of GBS, talking about the move to "uh uh uh" form Krock.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

And I miss when it was about the wrestling, when it was Adrian Adonis, and Lou Albano, and Hillbilly Jim, and Andre the Giant, and Bam Bam Bigelow...

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I gave Chief Jay Strongbow a handjob

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Where are we gonna go, goons? Like US, not just goons in general? Where will we once again find goons like Sand Monster, YeahTubaMike, Lifespan, Moniker, Tubesteak Tom...

Actually, before this all goes away, can I tell you my my favourite Matt Dillon story, real briefly?

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I always lurked in this thread and I appreciate the ETM stuff that has consistently been posted her since I found this thread.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Lifespan posted:

Yeesh, do people really think the forums are going away for good? Seems to me like there are enough people willing to take them over. I sure as hell am not moving to that loving Reddit group.

The forums are going dark boff, it's an industry term!

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012
*Jackie voice* They're breaking up The Beatles of comedy message boards

lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

Who's the bigger gently caress-up, lowtax or Artie?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

lynch_69 posted:

Who's the bigger gently caress-up, lowtax or Artie?

Artie's a physical danger to himself, and an emotional one to others.

Lowtax is bad for others all around.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Artie at least feels guilt and is in rehab

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Artie is only a threat of physical/deadly violence to himself

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Bababooey to y'all

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Take care, brush your hair.

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/top-ten-midgets/2/

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

We'll see ya, Eric

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Later Eric. Go gently caress yourself.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
lol someone post the call where they pretend they can't hear Eric on the phone.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

I moved to reddit a couple of years ago, but yeah as someone else mentioned, the Stern show sub is harrible.

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug
I’m club-loving-footed ya asswipe!

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
I'll meet you at JFK

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Then KC started to moan

He said give me a rusty trombone


Give KC the beef boys and grease his *beeeep*

Cover him with man juice from head to toe and let it drip away

Give KC the beef boys and grease his *beeeep*

Cover him with man juice from head to toe and let it drip away

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

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Grab my bone and you will see that it is a lot of fun

Open up your brown thighs Robin here I come


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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Its over, Johnny


The last post here should be plugs for Romeo Blue and Jackie's latest CS

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