Moo the cow posted:

That's it, plus the announcement.

VikingSkull posted:

pentyne posted:

Good news! It turns out that Lowtax does have stairs in his house, and they're to blame for everything!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

pentyne posted:

Really, really weird vibes coming off this

VanSandman posted:

The front page.

cumshitter posted:

Every morning I wake up and open palm slap my wife.

pentyne posted:

KirbyKhan posted:

As I walk past the empty lot, I reflexively reach for my phone to shitpost. But the awful app continues to be unresponsive for the 4th day.

I sigh as I unsheath my spray paint and tag "im gay" on the brick wall.

ikanreed posted:

Lowtax, stop. Your poison fists are making the women's shelter too crowded

Hopkins FBI posted:

I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit! I did not hit her. I did noooot.

Oh, hi Burt!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qz4qbJo.mp4

Kitfox88 posted:

TheFrankAttack posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WOMAN IN HER FACE. IT'S DOMESTIC VIOLENCE TIME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALL OVER THAT WOMAN. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKING WOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN MY DUMB WIFE OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY HAVE MARRIED CRAZY LYING WIFE AFTER CRAZY LYING WIFE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY GAMING GARBAGE STREAM AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON THE FORUMS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY LEASED 2020 NISSAN GTR LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING THEM EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng.

quote:

A while ago, some goon wrote a thread scraper for SA.

I forked the code and fixed the error messages, then did it again when chrome started hating on http connections or something. It's now the single thing I have available on github, because it would be rude not to let the orginal author know that somebody still loves his dead gay code:

https://github.com/Fumblemouse/SA-Archiving-Tool

To use:

Hit the big green Clone button and download it as a zip file.

Extract the zip file somewhere on your local hard drive.

In Chrome, go Settings -> More Tools -> Extensions and flick the Developer Mode switch on the top right.

There should now be an option to Load Unpacked on the left. Ignoring the untold comedy potential for that phrase, click the option and find the folder you extracted the zip to - by default, SA-Archiving-Tool-master. Select that folder and click the Open button.

All going well you should now have a hard-to-see SA icon on the chrome extension bar. If you visit a SA thread with a thread ID, eg https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903748 the icon should now be clickable with a single option...Archive.

Click that link, and your local PC will think for a while, depending on your local tubespeed, then display a single page with the entire thread on it. CTRL+S or Rightclick Save As and save it whereever you want. WebPage, Complete will save images also.

Because nothing in life is easy, the saved page's HTML CSS tags refers to something set up by the chrome extension, so it will look a bit crappy in another browser or if you remove the extension. This can be fixed by changing the CSS reference in the Saved As HTML file to the files in the /archive folder from the extracted zipfile - or you could copy the /archive css files into the HTML file's folder and just have the tags as direct links to files (no folder references)

Go crazy!

Platystemon posted:

sebmojo posted:

Here's a tool and instructions for archiving threads, courtesy of a goon named Fumblemouse, not sure if there's a page limit on it.

Platystemon posted:

I recommend posting in the thread you’re archiving and sharing a .zip so that we’re not all hitting the server at the same time.

sebmojo posted:

That would actually be a really good thread if someone wants to start one, a big list of archived threads for download (or we could do it here)

oldpainless posted:

Well since the forums are probably dying I just want to say I’ve really enjoyed this place and all the other posters on this website even the ones I got into arguments with. This place was a huge part of my life for so long and I’m really going to miss it and the people. This next part has some personal info so I’m gonna spoil it since apparently off sites are combing the website looking for personal details

if you haven’t by now, I really urge you to play RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS. It’s the hot new game everyone is playing. The fantastic graphics, the orchestral music, the unparalleled gameplay, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever played. And there’s a free trial! You have literally nothing to lose. If you do nothing else before this website departs, you owe it to yourself and me to play the game of the year, RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

Kitfox88 posted:

More like oldselloutmore

SiKboy posted:

Every oldpainless joke now might be the last, the final, the ultimate, the one that follows him to his grave, and this weak sauce is what you are bringing? Adpainless, Oldplugless, OldRAIDless were all right there.

SiKboy posted:

Every oldpainless joke now might be the last, the final, the ultimate, the one that follows him to his grave, and this weak sauce is what you are bringing? Adpainless, Oldplugless, OldRAIDless were all right there.

Platystemon posted:

In the end, Lowtax could not trust his fists.

wild drama llama posted:

oldsiteless

Platystemon posted:

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

sebmojo posted:

That would actually be a really good thread if someone wants to start one, a big list of archived threads for download (or we could do it here)

Platystemon posted:

Yeah O.K. I’m making an OP.

What’s the current least bad file host?

oldpainless posted:

Well since the forums are probably dying I just want to say I’ve really enjoyed this place and all the other posters on this website even the ones I got into arguments with. This place was a huge part of my life for so long and I’m really going to miss it and the people. This next part has some personal info so I’m gonna spoil it since apparently off sites are combing the website looking for personal details

if you haven’t by now, I really urge you to play RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS. It’s the hot new game everyone is playing. The fantastic graphics, the orchestral music, the unparalleled gameplay, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever played. And there’s a free trial! You have literally nothing to lose. If you do nothing else before this website departs, you owe it to yourself and me to play the game of the year, RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

Phlegmish posted:

lol

oldpainless is a good poster and it's kind of a shame that the last x years people have just been replying with puns on his username.