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I think they are just processing all the requests right now regardless of invite codes or payments but I am not 100% positive. Still waiting myself. Supposedly they are getting slammed by thousands of goons right now.
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Thoatse posted:Found a picture of Chris Roberts feet and kinda wish I didn't Thank you for ruining my life.
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Oh Man. I just joined the forums to talk about Star Citizen but the old forum I used to go to had a lot of people glade that Total Biscuit died. I don't know if my add mind can use discord for anything that isn't DnD related.
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Breadnrose is free for Goons right now. It will just take a little while for your account to get approved cause tons of people are flocking over there. I got in and have been posting, it's different but overall pretty good so far. Hoping in the long run SA can be saved and turned over to the community because there is a ton of great content on this site. If you've only ever hungout here in the Star Citizen thread I encourage you (perhaps once things have settled down) to check it the other subforums. It's a really great community here.
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Kosumo posted:Everyone meet by the big broken fan in space jail. I've got a plan! Posting from the past to say that this cracked me up. It was just the breather I needed while trying to inhale this godawful story.
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Bofast posted:Surely there's a Gamestop store that would not mind some extra revenue these days? Have you checked the one on 5th street? Yeah I guess we could slip the manager a 50 to let us set up a folding table and some chairs in the back of the store. We can say that we’re just a bunch of table top gamers, and we’ll have to pretend to play Warhammer while plotting our shadowy global campaign against Chris Robert’s transcendent space game. colonelwest fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Jun 25, 2020 |
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Jun 25, 2020 05:07
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Look at the amazing progress of SC over the years via the handy dandy chart made by some champ over on the SC reddit: 
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Jun 25, 2020 05:19
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Peter.Quint posted:Time to start r/somethingawful_refunds I think. From there we can plan our brigading, FUD and doxxing operations. This literally happened, and then Lowtax tweeted about it while bitching and moaning about how people werent approaching him directly. Then i made the subreddit public and laughed my loving rear end off that I trolled LT.
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Jun 25, 2020 05:22
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So where's this thread going? B&R? Cspam.xyz? Discord?
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Jun 25, 2020 05:26
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I will always be there for you, Star Citizen Thread Crew. Also please call your parents. They miss you.
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UnknownTarget posted:So where's this thread going? B&R? Cspam.xyz? Discord? Unknown as of yet 
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TheBombPhilosopher posted:Look at the amazing progress of SC over the years via the handy dandy chart made by some champ over on the SC reddit: Wow, the progress much like the development is staggering!
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Jun 25, 2020 05:34
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UnknownTarget posted:So where's this thread going? B&R? Cspam.xyz? Discord? Anyone got a spare myspace page?* Wherever we go, no boats!
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The Titanic posted:Here's my thought. When I post here, I'm effectively a "content creator". An excellent point and something for me to think about, thank you
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Jun 25, 2020 05:56
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How is Lowtax being an alleged wife beater, and a confirmed loser who doesn't pay the people keeping this site alive any kind of fresh news? That people are still giving him free money on patreon in 2020 just to support his drugs habit is loving beyond me.
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Jun 25, 2020 06:29
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colonelwest posted:Yeah I guess we could slip the manager a 50 to let us set up a folding table and some chairs in the back of the store. We can say that we’re just a bunch of table top gamers, and we’ll have to pretend to play Warhammer while plotting our shadowy global campaign against Chris Robert’s transcendent space game. As long as we refer to CIG as the Imperium and Chris as the their leader, they would never know.
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Megalobster posted:How is Lowtax being an alleged wife beater, and a confirmed loser who doesn't pay the people keeping this site alive any kind of fresh news? Most people haven't been following any Lowtax drama for years. He's basically been absent the website for a decade and unless you frequent particular segments of the website you'd probably never see anything about his past allegations. I myself was a Patreon supporter up until today and I was never aware of the previous allegations.
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Jun 25, 2020 06:59
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Dear 2020. I know I said "can you get any worse, you fucker?" a couple of times in the last weeks. I really didn't mean that as a challenge. You won. Now please stop.
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Jun 25, 2020 07:15
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There's always more and its always worse.
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The Titanic posted:Here's my thought. When I post here, I'm effectively a "content creator". Just make sure that your content is really loving bad. Atrocious even. Thus you can relax, certain about the knowledge that nobody would join due to reading your poo poo. This is what I do and I sleep like a baby!
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trucutru posted:Just make sure that your content is really loving bad. Atrocious even. Thus you can relax, certain about the knowledge that nobody would join due to reading your poo poo. This is what I do and I sleep like a baby!
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Lammasu posted:Oh Man. I just joined the forums to talk about Star Citizen but the old forum I used to go to had a lot of people glade that Total Biscuit died. I don't know if my add mind can use discord for anything that isn't DnD related. I actually completely forgot about this, but I'm pretty sure I did, too.
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Popete posted:Most people haven't been following any Lowtax drama for years. He's basically been absent the website for a decade and unless you frequent particular segments of the website you'd probably never see anything about his past allegations. I found the LPArchive from TVTropes, then the SAForums from the LPArchive, and paid for access to new LPs. I don't check any forums outside of >Games>
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Star Citizen Reddit finally defeats the evil Goons.
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Megalobster posted:That people are still giving him free money on patreon in 2020 just to support his drugs habit is loving beyond me. Hey! Those cookies are something else!
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Sillybones posted:Star Citizen Reddit finally defeats the evil Goons. The sickening truth was finally revealed. 
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Jun 25, 2020 08:24
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Megalobster posted:How is Lowtax being an alleged wife beater, and a confirmed loser who doesn't pay the people keeping this site alive any kind of fresh news? I've been a mod for five years and he hasn't posted in the mod forum once in that time. We run this place in spite of him.
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I tell ya goons, the refunds are a long way from here. This S.C.A.M. forum? Big hunk of nothing.
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Lammasu posted:Oh Man. I just joined the forums to talk about Star Citizen but the old forum I used to go to had a lot of people glade that Total Biscuit died. I don't know if my add mind can use discord for anything that isn't DnD related. I will never understand how anyone can be glad that a youtuber died 
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When we all leave this thread behind, we do it in the marked irony that it's basically the opening sequence of Freelancer, twenty years later
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Alternatively a battletech style exodus of the star league to the forums of the galactic periphery, to return once again in the future with mighty weapons of shitposting
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Jun 25, 2020 09:28
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Chris Roberts owning would SA would be an improvement. I mean the forum upgrades would also never come despite constant promises and he'll also be begging for goons to throw money at him but at least he's not a wife beater.
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With her stalker/strangler/restraining order history I'm p sure Sandi does the beating in that family
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I don't want to live under Sandi's thumb(man).
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Forums dying, can I please get a Stimpire.txt for posterity?
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Meridian posted:Forums dying, can I please get a Stimpire.txt for posterity? In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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