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DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

ratbert90 posted:

Was tubgirl posted yet?

Many times like 300 pages ago.

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Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Justin Tyme posted:

I would be really curious to see what the no-poo poo monthly balance sheet for this place is because goons have been essentially paying the dude to do nothing but live in luxury and abuse women for the last 6 months or so

twenty years.

SA used to pull down six figures a month. It's only since about 2012 it has just been paying six figures a year.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Ninjabacon posted:

I'd call him a sack of poo poo, but that would be unfair to actual bags full of feces.

The latter can actually be useful to fertilize a lawn.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Rectal Death Adept posted:

Trickle Down Fistonomics

He might be playing gacha phone games, buying $100 cookies, buying porsche and leasing GTRs while hurting women and yelling at his children but at some point, hypothetically, money would make it's way through to the kids. So not much else can be done really if you think about it.

Can someone fill me in on the $100 cookies because a) lol and b) wtf

Shoegazing
Jan 29, 2006

doesn't patreon have a rule about batterers of women not being allowed on their platform

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Iron Crowned posted:

Really, how come it's so difficult to not hit women?

it's completely normal to respond to your girlfriend attempting to rouse you from your chemically induced coma by immediately irish whipping them down a flight of stairs, and she should have known to check the moisture level of his toes to see whether it was safe to awaken him

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Live Free posted:

it's one thing to struggle with addiction, but it's another thing entirely to be a pill popping woman dropping poo poo for brains failure webmaster

true

Locke Dunnegan
Apr 25, 2005

Respectable Bespectacled Receptacle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnX-D4kkPOQ

replace "the government" with "goons"

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

If I was a weird goon who women kept throwing themselves at and made 90k a year for doing nothing I'd like, I don't know, get a hobby or something

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Shoegazing posted:

doesn't patreon have a rule about batterers of women not being allowed on their platform

yep and it's only a matter of time before he's banned if we're loud enough

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

Justin Tyme posted:

I would be really curious to see what the no-poo poo monthly balance sheet for this place is because goons have been essentially paying the dude to do nothing but live in luxury and abuse women for the last 6 months or so

I'd be really shocked if the forums were anywhere near as expensive to run as he's insinuated.

Olive Branch
May 26, 2010

There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.

I met a poster from an antique site
Who said: Two vast and expensive sports cars
Stand in the haus. Near them, on the couch,
Half opened, a shattered avatar loads, whose pig face,
And .gif animation, and expression of abusiveness,
Tell that its owner well those passions led
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that goatsed them and the posts that read:
And on the redtext these words appear:
'My name is Lowtax, beater of women:
Look on my forums, ye Shitposters, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and empty subforums stretch far away

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

cock hero flux posted:

it's completely normal to respond to your girlfriend attempting to rouse you from your chemically induced coma by immediately irish whipping them down a flight of stairs, and she should have known to check the moisture level of his toes to see whether it was safe to awaken him

lol

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

StrangersInTheNight posted:

seriously. do people not realize what forum they're on?

SA has had some serious backlashes in its time, as evidenced from GBS 2.0 being created in response to GBS 1.0 daring to have megathreads regarding racism and feminism. lowtax was like, NOT IN MY SA and everyone cheered him on

It’s sycophants all the way down. Individual posters have sycophants who support them no matter what dumb poo poo they say or do. Every single mod who lasts more than a week collects a group of sycophants who will make excuses for them and shut down any one who has problems with them. The mod team is peppered sycophants slobbing on Lowtax’s dick.

One of the last big threads from Lowtax that I bothered to read was yet another “hilarious” response to some dumbass legal threat. Lowtax posted a picture of the team from this lovely law firm, including a black female intern, then led the thread in making fun of the black lady’s funny-sounding name. The same mods sitting around that thread holding their dicks and not saying poo poo were running around the rest of the forums probating people for much less than that.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

There Bias Two posted:

You also have to remember that it's only been like 36 hours and not everyone logs in daily. People are still going to be hearing about this for the first time in a week.

I'd :lol: if this somehow made it into some form of widely consumed media.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

change my name posted:

If I was a weird goon who women kept throwing themselves at and made 90k a year for doing nothing I'd like, I don't know, get a hobby or something

tbf, snorting oxy and punching women is more or less the official pastime of Missouri

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Can someone fill me in on the $100 cookies because a) lol and b) wtf

Lowtax buys 100 dollar cookies

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


change my name posted:

If I was a weird goon who women kept throwing themselves at and made 90k a year for doing nothing I'd like, I don't know, get a hobby or something

wifebeating is the hobby

gently caress u lowtax

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

lmao i've been posting here for sixteen years and it turns out, rather than being an absentee landlord, lowtax has been actively using the site to find victims the entire loving time. contributing time, money and posts isn't even tacit complicity. it's just complicity. i am complicit! hahahaha!!

gently caress you and die lowtax, i'll see you in hell

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

cum posted:

interesting

The loving gross porn was reported scum goon

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Iron Crowned posted:

I'd :lol: if this somehow made it into some form of widely consumed media.

someone last night was probing around for posters willing to talk to a 'journalist' and vice has covered SA a half dozen times in the past- it's not impossible.

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.
lowtax is a big jerk and I hope he trips into a well or something, along with Burt & Reene

seriously this whole thing has just been really gross, but I'm glad Logan is at least getting support right now

Rhetoric-o-Tron
Jan 5, 2009

by Pragmatica

StrangersInTheNight posted:

the 'you're taking money out of his kids mouths' logic

the only time he gives a poo poo about his kids' mouths are if they're saying something about him.

mystery at hog island
Aug 16, 2003
Captain of Outer Space
Lowtax tosses a half-filled bottle of his spine medicine across the room as he learns that his wives have retained the services of famed legal scholar Leonard J. Crabs.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Lowtax buys 100 dollar cookies

but try as he might, he could not fill the comically sized cookie-shaped hole in his heart

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

StrangersInTheNight posted:

seriously. do people not realize what forum they're on?

SA has had some serious backlashes in its time, as evidenced from GBS 2.0 being created in response to GBS 1.0 daring to have megathreads regarding racism and feminism. lowtax was like, NOT IN MY SA and everyone cheered him on

lots of us were dumb edgelords when we started posting in here but then grew up over time, something that Lowtax didn't do along with the rest of us. hth

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

change my name posted:

If I was a weird goon who women kept throwing themselves at and made 90k a year for doing nothing I'd like, I don't know, get a hobby or something

Hey drinking and pills is a hobby

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Spinz posted:

The loving gross porn was reported scum goon

I didn't think it was gross

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

Spinz posted:

The loving gross porn was reported scum goon

They removed the thread from the goldmine where you posted your tits?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

change my name posted:

If I was a weird goon who women kept throwing themselves at and made 90k a year for doing nothing I'd like, I don't know, get a hobby or something

poo poo, dude spent 20 years doing it and didn't do a goddamned thing for his future. He's basically going to have to sell his poo poo and live with his parents. If he's lucky he'll get a paltry income from disability.

I mean, 20 years as webmaster of Something Awful Dot Com is not going to look good on a resume.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i'd wager most people knew nothing about any of the past poo poo and just posted on the forums. its a minority of ubergoons who ever gave a poo poo about the loser who owns the place. at least that's what i hope.

poo poo, I think the last time I posted in a GBS thread was in 2001. If it didn't happen in SAS or TVIV, it was as far off my radar as a local news story in the Yukon.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Stalin-Chan posted:

im just saying my toes are sweaty all the time i've never slipped across the floor and punched my girlfriend in the face, but then again i have carpet

I have tiles and I've also never done this, but then again I have no girlfriend

cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spinz posted:

The loving gross porn was reported scum goon

lmfao sit down bitch

amotea
Mar 23, 2008
Grimey Drawer

ryde posted:

I'd be really shocked if the forums were anywhere near as expensive to run as he's insinuated.

Yeah bandwidth can be pretty cheap nowadays, hard to imagine it's really 5k a month or whatever he said

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls
Do any of Lowtax's kids live with him?

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

dex_sda posted:

wifebeating is the hobby

gently caress u lowtax

pottery's a pretty fun one, he could have tried that instead

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 21 minutes!

Iron Crowned posted:

poo poo, dude spent 20 years doing it and didn't do a goddamned thing for his future. He's basically going to have to sell his poo poo and live with his parents. If he's lucky he'll get a paltry income from disability.

I mean, 20 years as webmaster of Something Awful Dot Com is not going to look good on a resume.

also he's a "webmaster" who doesn't know dick about websites or coding ffs

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DickParasite posted:

Hey drinking and pills is a hobby

ugh, I miss pills..had a good run with those for a few years...was actually some of the best times of my life.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Tiler Kiwi posted:

posthumous

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

ryde posted:

Do any of Lowtax's kids live with him?

not anymore

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