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Captain Hygiene posted:YOU GOT YOURSELF A STEW Absurd Alhazred posted:Add some kidney beans and you've got yourself some chili! I need both of you to report to the Anti-Food thread for what I feel like is going to be a very conflicted but by-the-book beating.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I need both of you to report to the Anti-Food thread for what I feel like is going to be a very conflicted but by-the-book beating. Am I being detained?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Am I being detained? gently caress! This flag has a fringe on it!
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It would be really cool if Jeff Bevos fell into a vat of seafood waste and got mauled by seagulls.
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 This week, one hundred and eighty‐six employees tested positive for the novel coronavirus at one Amazon facility.
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Platystemon posted:
Does that put them ahead or behind Tesla, this is an important question.
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Every time I think I finally got a handle on the whole human sexuality thing something radically new pops up. not that I'm shaming, I just feel old and out of touch.
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zedprime posted:Is chafed penis a billable medical diagnosis? Short answer: yes. Long answer: 400-odd dollars for an emergency room visit, steroid cream for the swelling, and a teeny drop of med-grade super glue to patch up the hole through my foreskin. The cause was relatively mundane, but feel free to imagine the worst.
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“How did you wind up with a through and through on your dick ruffle?” “Oh, the usual way. Very mundane, actually.“
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Jun 26, 2020 08:27
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Thought we had rules against image leeching.
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Lobok posted:Thought we had rules against image leeching. 
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imo we should image leeches more, build a database of known individual leeches
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Yeah they're a drain on society
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:“How did you wind up with a through and through on your dick ruffle?” How this is gonna sound is why I didn't say. It came up. "How?" "Fuckin'?! How else... nevermind" "Stop for a while." "She won't let me." "Okay. Can you stop?" "I tried, no." "Try harder." "Sure. Thanks, doc. You dickhead" "Have fun, don't come back. If the phimosis persists, you'll have to be circumcised. Bye." I now have a slightly deformed cock and an ex-wife. She may have gotten the better end of that deal.
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I always leech images from Reddit and Twitter when I can. That’s praxis.
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Roseanne Barr Anticipates Trump Ending Debt To Counter Titanic Sinking Plot Make the Jubilee Real Again
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Facebook Aunt posted:Roseanne Barr Anticipates Trump Ending Debt To Counter Titanic Sinking Plot
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madeintaipei posted:I now have a slightly deformed cock and an ex-wife. She may have gotten the better end of that deal. She definitely lost the bigger dick Don Gato posted:Have you ever understood every individual word in a sentence, yet not understood what the whole combination together was saying? Like even after reading the article I don't understand what she's going on about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe0S9Imp-uI&t=100s Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 13:07 on Jun 27, 2020 |
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Don Gato posted:Have you ever understood every individual word in a sentence, yet not understood what the whole combination together was saying? Like even after reading the article I don't understand what she's going on about. Neither does she, I bet. But it’s a poorly written article about an unhinged person’s rantings. The “the Titanic was sunk on purpose so the Federal Reserve Bank could be created without opposition” is an old chestnut of the goldbug crowd.
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madeintaipei posted:"Stop for a while." Man the way this is phrased makes it sound like you got raped. Either way, sounds like you got the better end of the deal divorcing that.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Neither does she, I bet. But it’s a poorly written article about an unhinged person’s rantings. I really like that her plan or Trump's plan or whatever to fix a century of conniving to ruin the country by turning everyone into debt slaves is to implement the old jewish jubilee concept and cancel all debt every 50 years -- a thing the president definitely can't do. Surely that would take a constitutional amendment or something.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I really like that her plan or Trump's plan or whatever to fix a century of conniving to ruin the country by turning everyone into debt slaves is to implement the old jewish jubilee concept and cancel all debt every 50 years -- a thing the president definitely can't do. Surely that would take a constitutional amendment or something. No you see the president has access to a lever called ECONOMY GOOD and one called ECONOMY BAD so they just need to stop pulling the latter one and start pulling the former.
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Don Gato posted:No you see the president has access to a lever called ECONOMY GOOD and one called ECONOMY BAD so they just need to stop pulling the latter one and start pulling the former. Don't be silly, there's literally a department they can use to print more money and send it to people
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Since debt can be bought and sold it can confiscated or eminent domained, and then once in the government's possession they can just cancel it. Not to mention the Treasury Secretary has the ability to cancel any student loan debt the government gave out
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xpostHumphreys posted:Awkward
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The narrator from Fight Club reallly let himself go.
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Too many quotes to choose from "This guy said, 'Oh, well, you know, maybe you'd be interested in The Cube,' " Socha says. "And I was like, 'The Cube? What's The Cube?' " "As far as I know, there's not an aerial snake-like robot yet,"
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zedprime posted:Too many quotes to choose from "Hey, I'm a snake. I undulate. That's what I should be doing." This article is a treasure. Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 02:36 on Jun 30, 2020 |
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quote:'Oh, this is perfect. I so want to glide my snakes in this space.'
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The documents were so stained and crumpled as to be almost unreadable
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I only go to the library for the porn shoots
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Captain Hygiene posted:I only go to the library for the porn shoots You're banned from the computers aren't you
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We had to go to the library to do the shoot since I'm banned from most churches
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argh people will do anything to get their porn and some people do it on public spaces
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Love my country
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Captain Hygiene posted:I only go to the library for the porn shoots What about the leaves?
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