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I'll start. I'm playing this RPG, Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitiive Edition for the Nintendo Switch. In it, the humans were saved by a legendary hero, Dunban, with a legendary sword a year ago. He was badly injured after that and spent the year laid up in bed. The main character, Shulk, The Usurper, happens to puzzle out a bit of how to use the legendary sword during an attack, and decides he's gonna keep it. Like 3 days later, Dunban shows up and is like "hey I'm fine now, can I join your party". He does, and Shulk doesn't even offer his sword back. The dude saved humanity and the main character just implicitly thinks like, "well I called dibs". Doesn't this make him kind of an rear end in a top hat?
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Anyway I'll start with the easy ones. Any agreement I will sign will involve the complete and immediate divestment of Lowtax and, when it is executed in the immediate short term, he will not receive any sort of continuing revenue from something awful. It will be a complete transfer with no outstanding obligations to him, or it won't happen. I'm not making any random radical changes to suit my whims or yours, unless they're funny enough. This will remain the premiere source of internet comedy on the web and hell, I'll be here with you. I dutifully promise that I will never allow myself to become SA's absentee landlord, and if I find that one day I am no longer interested, I will make sure they end up in good hands. I will see to it that funds used to purchase things on SA are used to improve SA, or saved for a time of need. I recognize that I am in no way the owner of this community, merely its steward, and this transition depends on my good will with you all as much as anything. I'm going to be crazy overwhelmed with messages for....awhile and I'm sorry if I don't respond to something. Thanks a shitload to all of the other admins, mods, and users who hung in there. This place is great because of you all and it has nothing to do with me, or Lowtax. This is by far the best website on the internet and it will continue to be. This poo poo was really scary and sad and I really hope we can move forward a stronger community for it. Also I'm gonna remove the (non-goon) ads. gently caress ads. Thanks to everyone who bought no-ads, maybe I'll give you some sort of perk, probably not though!!!
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:50 |
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Thanks Jeffrey I love you you're doing an amazing job please make me a n admin and partner
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:51 |
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Thank you and godspeed.
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:53 |
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I like Sid.
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:53 |
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boxers or boxer briefs?
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:54 |
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Hi Jeffrey, Why do the coward admins continue to refuse to make this entire gif my avatar?
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:55 |
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Thank you Jeffrey
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:55 |
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TheAardvark posted:Hi Jeffrey, Yeah answer him you coward The new administration will have to answer to this.
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:56 |
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Kaboobi posted:Thank you Jeffrey
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:56 |
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everyone went to bed good night goons
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:56 |
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Will you repatriate the people who autobanned or otherwise left, provided they're willing to come back?
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:56 |
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Cool poo poo dude
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:56 |
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can we add new pets to the top of the main forums page
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:57 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:boxers or boxer briefs?
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:57 |
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Tommah posted:can we add new pets to the top of the main forums page
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:58 |
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Make a GoFundMe for $1,000,000 so we can get XenForo and then once it gets funded, don't do anything with the money just buy a car or something cool
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:59 |
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can an optional ads on feature be implemented?
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Anyway I'll start with the easy ones. Any agreement I will sign will involve the complete and immediate divestment of Lowtax So, uhh.. when is it 'safe' to buy forums upgrades again?
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:59 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3929835 Making sure you can see this^ Suggestion: Announce when the funds from purchases of avs or we will go to YOU Thank you so much Jeffrey of SA
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:59 |
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Curious to know how much it costs to run something awful dot com
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 06:59 |
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literally this big posted:So, uhh.. when is it 'safe' to buy forums upgrades again?
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:00 |
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How do we know you aren't Lowtax? He could just log in to your account if he wanted. Post a timestamp with your face proving your aren't Lowtax
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:00 |
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Can I have a special tag somewhere near my av that no one else can have that will make everyone jealous like my reg date
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:01 |
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Jeffrey you are a hero
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:01 |
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funny way to spell posted:How do we know you aren't Lowtax? He could just log in to your account if he wanted. Post a timestamp with your face proving your aren't Lowtax Burt is really Lowtax in disguise because he doesn't have a spine.
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:01 |
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🍀
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:01 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Also I'm gonna remove the (non-goon) ads. gently caress ads. Thanks to everyone who bought no-ads, maybe I'll give you some sort of perk, probably not though!!! Far as I’m concerned I have long since gotten my value out of that purchase. Thanks for keeping us in the loop.
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:01 |
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Jeffrey, what action will be taken regarding Reene and Burt's modding and admin powers? I don't think I'm alone in believing that them continuing in those roles is now completely untenable.
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:02 |
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funny way to spell posted:How do we know you aren't Lowtax? He could just log in to your account if he wanted. Post a timestamp with your face proving your aren't Lowtax Faces can be faked. Timestamp with an x-ray of your spine instead!
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:03 |
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Vagabundo posted:Jeffrey, what action will be taken regarding Reene and Burt's modding and admin powers? I don't think I'm alone in believing that them continuing in those roles is now completely untenable. I missed something apparently. What did they do?
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:03 |
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you're a hero jeff. are you going to reinstate LAB? assuming they're still interested
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:03 |
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Can I be paid?
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:03 |
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Jeffrey, any ideas on improvements you'd make to this place?
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:03 |
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Honestly, I kind of appreciated the absentee landlord aspect--it let the forums evolve on their own. Kind of feel they'd be in a much worse state if Lowtax had stayed heavily involved.
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:04 |
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you are an honorable man jeffrey. Glad to think that maybe any money we put in to the forums might actually help make them better
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:04 |
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How much did it cost?
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:04 |
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Heath posted:Will you repatriate the people who autobanned or otherwise left, provided they're willing to come back? Athanatos posted:I just got confirmation Admins will be clearing all Auto-Bans that happened. If you know someone that did, you can let them know it should be reversed in a few days. If after a few days or so you still see one that gets missed, please let someone know. Make a QCS thread or PM me is the quickest way. I'll signal boost it till it is taken care of.
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# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:04 |
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How much longer will you allow us to riot and party and post NSFW images and stuff? I want to post my balls but there are several pimples that I'm hoping will clear up before I do it.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:How much did it cost? Note: this poster has been complaining elsewhere that any nonzero purchase amount they will raise a huge poo poo-fit over.
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