Yikeseroo Lowtax accused of domestic violence again? This time by SA admin?

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Kamrat: Nov 27, 2012; Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

moist turtleneck posted:

What's with people sitting and puking, I always went to the toilet when I needed to puke

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:16

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 11:05

Renwick Customer: Aug 19, 2008; Grimey Drawer

bradzilla posted:

What's the story with all the dick pics. Is it Lowtaxs dick

yes richard's dick is really really long and then right at the top it does slightly more than a right angle. like a periscope or the loch ness monster

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:16

MW: May 20, 2001; "Nooooooooo!?"

Logging in to make one possibly last post on these forums. Did think the account would make it to 20 years.

Sad outcome of it all if everything turns out to be true.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:16

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

bradzilla posted:

What's the story with all the dick pics. Is it Lowtaxs dick

it's just a funny lookin' dick

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:17

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

admiraldennis posted:

i've been trying hard to hold an even-keeled "i hope his victims are OK and after that, I hope he gets the professional help he clearly loving needs" but what a piece of poo poo, of course he's still abusing her

The professional help he clearly loving needs is from prosecutors and prison guards.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:17

Nightmare Cinema: Apr 4, 2020; no.

I'm just happy the goatse nightmare is over.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:17

zer0spunk: Nov 6, 2000; devil never even lived

Crunchy Black posted:

okay this is just getting bleak now. I understand this has probably become a place for catharsis but y'all are airing 2 loving decade old grievances here lol.

you're right

when we hit 1000 pages we look for a publisher and call the manuscript "i can't touch my toes but i sure do like to abuse women: the richard kyanka" story

first copy goes to him obv

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:17

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Kamrat posted:

What's with people sitting and puking, I always went to the toilet when I needed to puke

some folks can't handle their liquor and they don't realize it until it's too late

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:17

Trogglodyte: Apr 5, 2015; Infinite Darkness

bradzilla posted:

What's the story with all the dick pics. Is it Lowtaxs dick

I never saw a clear answer. I just saw a scrawny hog that looked like a faucet and after seeing a bunch of edits realized I needed to boot up Paint.NET and poo poo out some garbage attempting to bottle that same lightning. It offers some brevity in these trying times. Something innocently terrible to be disgusted by in order to temporarily forget Lowtax is a filthy scumbag serial abuser.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:17

Amgard: Dec 28, 2006

MW posted:

Logging in to make one possibly last post on these forums. Did think the account would make it to 20 years.

Sad outcome of it all if everything turns out to be true.

if that was your last post then its pretty loving anticlimactic

you didn't even post any dicks attached to anything what sort of post is this

shameful display

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:18

Useful Distraction: Jan 11, 2006; not a pyramid scheme

moist turtleneck posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3r51QI4Ctw

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:18

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Kamrat posted:

What's with people sitting and puking, I always went to the toilet when I needed to puke

Why not both?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:19

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

I was good friends with this guy in college who got me into the forums. His username was Arete. He dropped off the face of the earth like ten years ago and I miss him. WHERE ARE YOU ARETE

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:19

DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

curried lamb of God posted:

<sigh> I miss the good old days. There is a part of me that wonders what she looks like today but I know... it is better to leave that in the past alongside my Interpol, Strokes and Arcade Fire albums. Don't talk poo poo about Les tres Accords or the Unicorns or I will stab you.

Renwick Customer posted:

it took like 100 pages but i finally found the sword guy 4 ways. 4 configurations of swift cool death

Not nice to dox me.

These past few pages make me yearn for this to be playing in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTAdzeXaUS4

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:19

Greatest Living Man: Jul 22, 2005; ask President Obama

Trogglodyte posted:

I'm not commenting on the story at all you just gave me a very important visual while I was working on edits so have this

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:19

Good Sphere: Jun 16, 2018

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:21

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

Meh

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:22

Icept: Jul 11, 2001

Bye

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:23

Il Federale: Oct 10, 2012

Good Sphere posted:

lmao yeah I totally believe he will sell the forums

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:23

Amp: Sep 10, 2010

holy poo poo it's real

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:23

Renwick Customer: Aug 19, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Good Sphere posted:

this is definitely upon the advice of a qualified lawyer

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:23

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Good Sphere posted:

FARRRRT

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:23

Framboise: Sep 21, 2014; To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.; Lipstick Apathy

Good Sphere posted:

nice meltdown

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:23

Useful Distraction: Jan 11, 2006; not a pyramid scheme

Good Sphere posted:

Ah well it's settled then, let's just forget this whole silliness and go back to normal

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:23

Dante: Feb 8, 2003

Good Sphere posted:

well this website is dying in the most SA-way possible I guess

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:23

Constipated: Nov 25, 2009; Gotta make that money man its still the same now

Been working alot last few days, so wtf is happening to SA?? Is jeff really buying it or what?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:23

punishedkissinger: Sep 20, 2017

Good Sphere posted:

so he really is just going full MRA huh

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:24

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

So he's greenlighting this thread, why are people getting probed?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:24

gay devil: Aug 20, 2009

Good Sphere posted:

this will totally end well with him somehow giving the website over no strings attached right

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:24

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

What the gently caress is the Dick Masterson show

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:24

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Good Sphere posted:

Never had a chance to respond it's been like 4 days lmfao

Kill yourself Richard

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:24

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I think he might end up doing an n-word on stream

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:24

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

I don't know who Dick Masterson is but a quick google search leads me to believe that he is a choad. I can't believe Lowtax is talking to anyone other than a lawyer right now.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 19:24