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acknowledge 33 36.67%
see 15 16.67%
view 25 27.78%
Total: 90 votes
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
All this talk of fat guys made me remember Keith Traylor.

https://youtu.be/Jiu52DN8vYA

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I remember the guy with that avatar also and his name. It's sad he passed and I swear it wasn't even that long ago I saw the thing. Where does the time go.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



fartknocker posted:

All this talk of fat guys made me remember Keith Traylor.

https://youtu.be/Jiu52DN8vYA

Fat guy turnover and returns are the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3WWUaK1NJ0

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

OxySnake posted:

Fat guy turnover and returns are the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3WWUaK1NJ0

i hope linval is still good

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



a neat cape posted:

i hope linval is still good

Me too :smith:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Trent Brown is listed at 380. He might not be the fattest, because he's also like 6'8, but he's an absolute man mountain.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh you can sort by BMI on PFR, that's stupid.

Anyway, the fattest player is.... Michael Pierce of the Ravens, listed at 6-0, 340

Huh, the Ravens have 4 of the top 5 fattest, with Daylon Mack, Justin Ellis and Brandon Williams at 3-5 behind Bryan Mone of the Seahawks.

Honestly, that just tells me they're probably the only honest team.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Wow. I remember uncle jumbo. Sorry to hear he passed.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Update! My 70 year old Dad is bad at texting.

He got a call from the Ravens ticket office in which they said they have no idea what's going to happen. Then, later, he saw some sports report talk about the 25% stadium capacity idea being kicked around in an owners meeting. He does not remember the name of the reporter. I'm going to go ahead and guess La Canfora so I can totally ignore the report.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Kalli posted:

Oh you can sort by BMI on PFR, that's stupid.

Anyway, the fattest player is.... Michael Pierce of the Ravens, listed at 6-0, 340

Huh, the Ravens have 4 of the top 5 fattest, with Daylon Mack, Justin Ellis and Brandon Williams at 3-5 behind Bryan Mone of the Seahawks.

Honestly, that just tells me they're probably the only honest team.

Pierce got signed by the Vikings, sadly.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Yes Pierce at a point was so fat they literally had to kick him out of training because they feared he would just drop dead lmao

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Friend sent me this, it’s from some New England brewery




Kinda want to try it

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Have to admit I didn't expect as much inner turmoil as I currently have deciding which variety of Patriots fan deserves more contempt: the ones calling Brady a traitor or the ones that are rooting for Tom down in Tampa.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

fsif posted:

Have to admit I didn't expect as much inner turmoil as I currently have deciding which variety of Patriots fan deserves more contempt: the ones calling Brady a traitor or the ones that are rooting for Tom down in Tampa.

I get rooting for Brady to do well if you're a fan of his (I'll be rooting for Cam if he ever gets to play again), but calling him a traitor in a business like the NFL is amazingly dumb

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Tom sure is a traitor for making Belichick not want to extend his contract. What?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Joey Freshwater posted:

Friend sent me this, it’s from some New England brewery




Kinda want to try it

a key lime sour :barf:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Joey Freshwater posted:

Friend sent me this, it’s from some New England brewery




Kinda want to try it

I'd try that, I like fruit sours.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Joey Freshwater posted:

Friend sent me this, it’s from some New England brewery




Kinda want to try it
Looks like a lot.going on in this beer. Imperial sours are a trip. Drink the beer and Trip report plz.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

FizFashizzle posted:

a key lime sour :barf:

Don't mean to call out your mistake in public, but you accidentally did :barf: when you meant to use :discourse:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I still rooted Flacco when he left so

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

sharknado slashfic posted:

I still rooted Flacco when he left so

I'm rooting for Alex Smith to earn every dime of that contract and never actually get on an NFL field during play again.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
I'll be rooting for Brees when he leaves the Saints to be primaried by an even more uber-CHUD in his Congressional campaign

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

a key lime sour :barf:

With sea salt!

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

GD_American posted:

I'll be rooting for Brees when he leaves the Saints to be primaried by an even more uber-CHUD in his Congressional campaign

After his about face and statement of support for BLM Drew has a better shot of winning as a blue dog dem than as a Republican. He’s far too top image conscious to get anywhere in as a Republican, especially in Louisiana.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

YOLOsubmarine posted:

After his about face and statement of support for BLM Drew has a better shot of winning as a blue dog dem than as a Republican. He’s far too top image conscious to get anywhere in as a Republican, especially in Louisiana.

Blue Dog Dems are a near extinct-species in the South. He will do the tapdance of trying to out-Jesus his opponent while also not being overtly anti-gay/anti-black.

Either he goes into politics as above, or he attempts to plant a lovely cold sub place on every square block of the southeastern US.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

GD_American posted:

Either he goes into politics as above, or he attempts to plant a lovely cold sub place on every square block of the southeastern US.

I know an experienced Southern restaurateur he could partner with.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Joey Freshwater posted:

Friend sent me this, it’s from some New England brewery




Kinda want to try it
this owns

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I know an experienced Southern restaurateur he could partner with.

You'd have to convince him that Portugese Lives Matter first

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

For too long I have passed businesses on the streets of these towns with "NO CHOPS" signs in the windows

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

GD_American posted:

You'd have to convince him that Portugese Lives Matter first

I was thinking of Doobie, actually.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I was thinking of Doobie, actually.

Garbage time stats. piled high!

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

GD_American posted:

Blue Dog Dems are a near extinct-species in the South. He will do the tapdance of trying to out-Jesus his opponent while also not being overtly anti-gay/anti-black.

Either he goes into politics as above, or he attempts to plant a lovely cold sub place on every square block of the southeastern US.

Louisiana currently has a pro gun, anti-abortion Democrat governor. It’s one of the few places in the country where it’s still possible to win as a blue dog. Probably more possible than winning as a moderate republican.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Joey Freshwater posted:

Friend sent me this, it’s from some New England brewery




Kinda want to try it

Sours kinda suck tbh. Like I’m cool with 4 oz of a sour but an entire pint is waaaaaay too much

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Professor Funk posted:

Sours kinda suck tbh. Like I’m cool with 4 oz of a sour but an entire pint is waaaaaay too much

A good sour is an awesome thing, but yeah 12oz is kinda the limit. Good to start on then switch to dry cider.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Imo sea salt turns sours into something palatable.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

Imo sea salt turns sours into something palatable.

yeah dude its called a gose

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Hizawk posted:

Has anyone made a turn based football game yet?

I mean, Jesus, it's called a gridiron!

Yeah the original final fantasy combat system was either based on or initially designed as a football sim depending on which designer you ask

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Well, Cam is now a Patriot.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1277389885012312064

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Cam nooooo

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’d rather see Belichick succeed with Cam than Brady succeed anywhere.

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