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Silver John posted:For some reason I thought they were at home and calling grocery stores who didn’t have any cheese. If your brain, like mine, filters out the blue "Twitter garbage" at the beginning this is a perfectly reasonable interpretation. The phrasing is a little weird, but I thought they ordered from 4 grocery delivery services and they were all taking a long time. Edit: 
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Samuringa posted:I thought the same because I still can't work it out that folks are already going out to eat at restaurants at this point. It said "Texas". Here's what you need to know about Texas: They are "Yee-haw dont need no gubmint tell me whut to do!" yokels.
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Johnny Aztec posted:It said "Texas". I live in Texas and teach Texan adults. This last week I had a student get Covid and call me, trying to talk through his respirator to tell me he was scared he was going to die. I then had another student tell me during a virtual class that we should just open our face-to-face classes back up like nothing was happening because when he went to a job interview there were "like 100 people" in one room and he was fine. Texas is a land of contrasts.
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Honestly I'm still a little hung up on shredded cheese being "the only way she can eat fajitas". Completely unable to eat meat and veggies in a tortilla without shredded cheese. And since it has been 18 minutes the hot fillings will all be cold by now and the cheese will never melt. Just gonna sit here looking sad as we slowly die of starvation. e: lol the tweet is gone
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Facebook Aunt posted:Just gonna sit here looking sad as we slowly die of starvation. how can you laugh at death like this
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Someone said kidney stones? yowza! https://i.imgur.com/TtkXaCr.jpg ^ note, that kidney's not in a body now
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Pick posted:Someone said kidney stones? yowza! Gravel driveway-rear end lookin’ kidney. It’s like a meat bowl full of corn pops. That is not an ideal kidney, is what I’m trying to say.
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Pick posted:Someone said kidney stones? yowza! thats what happens when you eat calcite tendies
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Pick posted:Someone said kidney stones? yowza! this is not a funny picture
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Memento posted:It's calcite, it's pretty soft. 3 on the Mohs scale vs. 5 for teeth. "THOMPSON'S TEETH! THE ONLY TEETH STRONG ENOUGH TO EAT TEETH!"
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are those gunshots at the end or nah?
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Doc Hawkins posted:are those gunshots at the end or nah? nah the guy is slapping his car or something
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Yeah he's trying to scare them off.
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Mokinokaro posted:Yeah he's trying to scare them off. “I hear you, but gently caress this guy.”
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Pick posted:Someone said kidney stones? yowza! I work at a medical lab that analyzes kidney stone samples. Usually they're just a tiny fleck, but sometimes they look like a cup full of bloody gravel.
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It turns out Dr Disrespect faked his credentials. He only has a bachelors.
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He posted a tweet that was like "twitch didn't tell me the specific reason for my banning" which speaks to me like "it's definitely one of these four heinous things I did, just not sure which was the straw that broke the camel's back"
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Johnny Aztec posted:It said "Texas". marshmallow creep posted:I live in Texas and teach Texan adults.
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If there's ever a funny tweet on twitter by accident, screenshot that poo poo, they NEVER last very long.
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Pick posted:Someone said kidney stones? yowza! Oh hey it's that thing again!
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Beachcomber posted:If your brain, like mine, filters out the blue "Twitter garbage" at the beginning this is a perfectly reasonable interpretation. The phrasing is a little weird, but I thought they ordered from 4 grocery delivery services and they were all taking a long time. 
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Pick posted:Someone said kidney stones? yowza! I wonder if you could polish these up and drill em like a string of human pearls Bismuth has a new favorite as of 11:44 on Jun 29, 2020 |
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I’m the fajitas with fist sized slices of pepper and ...potato? Yucca?
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I’m the fajitas with fist sized slices of pepper and ...potato? Yucca? Thothe are scrimpth.
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I'm the straw in the booze
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That restaurant looks like it sucks tbh
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The Bloop posted:I'm the straw in the booze
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:That restaurant looks like it sucks tbh That's a bathtub
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Now two people can be in the tub and the other doesn’t have the spout in his back.
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bike tory posted:That's a bathtub I stand by my assessment
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