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Heather Papps posted:just ate my seasons first radish while gardening and HOT drat fruits/veggies from your own garden or yard always taste a little bit better. |
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Abugadu posted:fruits/veggies from your own garden or yard always taste a little bit better.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 07:28 |
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Hello gullnado my friends I've had one hell of a night at someone else's couch but now it is time to POAST anyways
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 09:13 |
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good morning! i am changing my name on my drivers license today, it's nervewracking because i have to mail off identity documents and i *hate* doing that, but in a few weeks ill have a license with my name and title on it and a cute new photo
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 10:35 |
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I had a friend whose job had him in a very remote territory, and his roommate came home one day from the DMV and said ‘they were so bored and disinterested, I could have worn a clown wig and they would have still snapped my pic.’ I then ask ‘so what did you do?’ and he pulls out his new driver’s license, complete with him grinning stupidly in a massive brown afro wig twice the size of his head. |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 11:01 |
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Abugadu posted:I had a friend whose job had him in a very remote territory, and his roommate came home one day from the DMV and said ‘they were so bored and disinterested, I could have worn a clown wig and they would have still snapped my pic.’ lol they make you mail in your own pic here, just relying on a countersignatory to say "this person really looks like this + is not a jackass"
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 11:12 |
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Abugadu posted:fruits/veggies from your own garden or yard always taste a little bit better. GYOTomatoes have never worked out for me |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:32 |
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Alright 2 liters of coffee later, I am feeling really great now which is a feeling I was lacking for a while now. You heard it here first, coffee makes happy!!
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:46 |
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Mods rename me to coffee are great, so I can be related to CoG
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:48 |
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How's everyone doing? What's the weather saying? How are your neighborhood ants??
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:48 |
idk duuuuude I keep breaking down at nite. I just feel like I'll never reach my final form u know???? how is everyone else ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:54 |
what's an ant
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:55 |
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https://twitter.com/Wieneraaron/status/1277342930915614720?s=20
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:59 |
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take the moon posted:idk duuuuude big moon i mean big mood
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:08 |
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Celebrate I won a free goat |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:08 |
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i take back what i said about getting a cute photo on my license, it was in fact a horrible photo. but it's still me so it will do!
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:08 |
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My advice: tamper with your licence |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:11 |
yea all my srs pix look like I'm about to kill someone cuz voices r telling me too Once again outside swords n boards posting hello world waiting for someone to get to my workplace cuz idk how Mondays work Sipping a oat milk London fog I feel like such a bougie ordering them but man So good ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:16 |
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Stealing someone's entire life because their hair was on point when they took their driver's licence photo |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:17 |
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so its 71f here but so muggy thats it feels like I'm sitting in an uncomfortable soup but the moment i turn a fan on i get cold, this is a very strange predicament i find myself in this morning |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:20 |
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Luvcow posted:so its 71f here but so muggy thats it feels like I'm sitting in an uncomfortable soup but the moment i turn a fan on i get cold, this is a very strange predicament i find myself in this morning It is 87 here but so so humid it feels like 98 and the heat index this afternoon is supposed to be like 107 and I need to Why do I live in this hellswamp!??!! Help me survive another summer byob.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:29 |
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pet the goat obvs
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:29 |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:It is 87 here but so so humid it feels like 98 and the heat index this afternoon is supposed to be like 107 and I need to Why do I live in this hellswamp!??!! thank you for reminding me that i am not currently dealing with that level of uncomfortable air |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:30 |
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On really hot days I used to go into the mechanical rooms on the airbase because they used steam for heating and hot water so the temperature would easily soar to 120 degrees, as measured by the ol thermometer (I used to work HVAC controls). After being in that mech room for about 10 minutes a 95 degree day didn't feel so bad! |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 15:49 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:After being in that mech room Metal Gear?!?
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 16:12 |
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alnilam posted:Metal Gear?!? It's not easy maintaining your 'Mech, but if you take care of your 'Mech it will take care of you! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 16:17 |
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i feel like i'm swimming in the hammock it is humid out here but this goldfinch is just calling to me nonstop
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 16:52 |
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birds are adbots for bird sex |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 16:57 |
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oh but seriously I posted:birds are adbots for bird sex lol
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:01 |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:It is 87 here but so so humid it feels like 98 and the heat index this afternoon is supposed to be like 107 and I need to Why do I live in this hellswamp!??!! It was 90 with a heat index around 100 yesterday afternoon when I mowed my lawn. I've lived in the South for almost 25 years, and I've gotten used to hot, humid summer weather, but I still don't like it. Also, air conditioning is a very good thing. |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:01 |
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oh but seriously I posted:birds are adbots for bird sex
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:10 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:16 |
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i remove the oven from the goat room
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:17 |
push the goat in teh oven, put the oven in a catapult. fire the catapult into an orphangage. hahahahah >:) e: gently caress now what am i suppsoed to do ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:18 |
lovk tghe goat in the room until it is very hungry. invite my enemies over to see my goat.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:19 |
"dear cooupans and deals person, we have long been enemies vbut the time has come to feed you to my goat. er. i mean bury the hatched. please come over and see my goat. it is well fed and not hungry. i have not been poking it between the eys with a poool noodle while screaming "cooupons and deals'. come see the goat. i wouldt like to welcome you, as my not enemoy anymore, to my petting zoo...of death. of life. thank you and i cant wait to hear your screams as my goat eats you. cda" ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:21 |
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oh but seriously I posted:birds are adbots for bird sex |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:21 |
put a ring ont he goats hoof and take it to the beach. this is a funny joke if you get it.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:22 |
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That's no goat! And it would have got away with it if not for those meddling kids |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:22 |
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The Scooby Gang are narcs, gently caress The Scooby Gang |
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