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Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Jedit posted:

Just had a panic attack, the Awful app wouldn't post.

Yeah, forums were down for like 192 15 seconds.

The beginning of the end??

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I got a 500 error. I momentarily thought Richard had been up all night on the sauce and was feeling reckless

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
what

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1277916183455502336?s=20

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
What noise does a guillotine make?

Chatrapati
Nov 6, 2012
He meant 'give them the clap'. Typo.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
gently caress he's useless

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1277909146541703169?s=20

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Clap clap time is back boys and girls everyone do clapclaps!!!!!! Everyone hoover up lines of shake and vac in your living room in honour of our hard working financiers :freakout:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
at least now when the app fails for five seconds I can assume it's probably lowtax setting fire to the servers rather than the admins finally realising how bad my posts are and permabanning me for the good of the community

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


NotJustANumber99 posted:

Regarding lockdown being over, I notice we are now (from the 4th) allowed to meet in groups of up to 30 for major life events, the example they give is weddings.

Do birthdays that divide nicely by decades count as 'major life events'?

Based on your post history I'm going to say happy... 50th?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I also like the 'no response measured' areas, which means either they couldn't find any chippies, or when they asked people what sauce they liked they recieved only a baleful glare and dark mutterings about the audacity of putting sauce on chips.

That explains the Shetlands and Western Isles. On Harris they probably believe that vinegar on chips is the mark of the Devil and will turn you homosexual.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
The only legacy of the Corona virus will be the mandatory weekly clap for Our Bankers who pulled us through the darkest times.

E: And all the graves, of course.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Angepain posted:

at least now when the app fails for five seconds I can assume it's probably lowtax setting fire to the servers rather than the admins finally realising how bad my posts are and permabanning me for the good of the community

lol if you're probated you can't navigate to different forums properly on the android app and have to do it via bookmarks

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
jfc

https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/1277918030522179584?s=20

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Just rubbing their poo poo in our faces.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

It's not simply a stupid boast that the comparison to the New Deal is being made - much like the Living Wage the rightwing takes leftwing slogans and concepts (debatable how leftwing the New Deal was of course) and misapplies them so they either poison the concept when it fails or get to claim they are the effective political party which can achieve things. Labour did initially pitch the Green New Deal for the election before moving towards the Green Industrial Revolution.

This is the value of unashamedly radical policy concepts like Abolish Eton because there's absolutely no way that can get co-opted.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
green new deal was always stupid as gently caress because the new deal was an american thing

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Party Boat posted:

Based on your post history I'm going to say happy... 50th?

nah after 50 years they might have learned how not to be such a terrible poster

I'm going with 10

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/LabConcerner/status/1277921762408366080?s=20

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

namesake posted:

This is the value of unashamedly radical policy concepts like Abolish Eton because there's absolutely no way that can get co-opted.
George Osborne was #DefundThePolice before it was cool.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Gort posted:

Yeah, forums were down for like 192 15 seconds.

The beginning of the end??

I just assumed not abuser Rich Kyanka had thrown a hissy fit and taken the forum offline

Anyway, the next episode of CSI Cyber is on CBS Justice at 5pm. Perfect show.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
For those seeking good chips in London, pop into Ken's on Half Moon Lane if you're ever within shouting distance of Herne Hill. Consistently excellent. Only takes cash though

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Maugrim posted:

For those seeking good chips in London, pop into Ken's on Half Moon Lane if you're ever within shouting distance of Herne Hill. Consistently excellent. Only takes cash though

Ah, a good shop

(I'm not being ironic. Cash rules, card drools)

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Jun 30, 2020

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

George Osborne was #DefundThePolice before it was cool.

Presumably, a copper once found him with a couple of kilos of coke on his person and, upon realising it was in fact all for personal use, made a "maybe tone it down, eh, George?" comment, which would be more than enough to get a sociopath like Gideon's back up

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

forkboy84 posted:

Ah, a good shop

Yeah, cash only is often a sign of "we're popular enough locally to not have to give a poo poo about the occasional outsider who doesn't know Our Ways"

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Maugrim posted:

For those seeking good chips in London, pop into Ken's on Half Moon Lane if you're ever within shouting distance of Herne Hill. Consistently excellent. Only takes cash though

I went there a couple of weeks ago, by far the best fish & chips I've ever had in London.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Cash only is bollocks and if a shop does it the owner’s a fud

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

I haven't even carried a bank card in years, much less cash. I use phone payment apps for basically everything, even better now the contactless limit is £45 and beats carrying a bulky wallet everywhere.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Total Meatlove posted:

Cash only is bollocks and if a shop does it the owner’s a fud

I think of every basic assertion of the Goon the aversion to cash is the one I am the most alienated from.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/docrussjackson/status/1277924540862128131?s=20

Surprise T Rex
Apr 9, 2008

Dinosaur Gum

kecske posted:

I haven't even carried a bank card in years, much less cash. I use phone payment apps for basically everything, even better now the contactless limit is £45 and beats carrying a bulky wallet everywhere.

Fun fact, the contactless limit doesn't seem to apply to phone payments. Presumably because you have to unlock it rather than just using a card that fell out of someone's pocket. I've bought multiple £100+ fortnightly shops with my phone during The Corona.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


forkboy84 posted:

I think of every basic assertion of the Goon the aversion to cash is the one I am the most alienated from.

I just had to give my allotment guy £6 and it involved searching all round the house for loose coins because who has cash these days, especially since it's all covered in 'roni germs?

The ideal world is one where I don't need cash and also don't have to talk to a human for basic shopping/food needs. Self-service checkouts and those McDonalds screen things are extremely my poo poo.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

ThomasPaine posted:

Yeah, so many good kebab shops and curry houses etc but I agree good chippies seemed few and far between. For west London, in my lust for decent gluten free fish and chips, I did find hobsons just along from royal oak was pretty decent, but definitely more your fancypants gentrified kind of place rather than a proper chippy.

If you are ever allowed back into Ireland* and want good GF fish and chips look up Beschoff Bros. It's a Dublin based fish and chips chain that do excellent GF fish, scampi, Onion Rings, Calamari and chips.
Also they were founded by a Russian sailor who was on the Potkin, so bonus socialist points.

Don't confuse it with Birdocks which is the other famous Dublin chipper for tourists. Really good food but not gluten free.

Also if you want excellent chips when in Ireland look at Supermacs. It's a fast food chain that does burgers and snack boxes. But it is famous for having cheese chips, curry chips, garlic & cheese chips and curry & cheese chips.

To such a degree that most chippers around Ireland do garlic & cheese chips and curry & cheese chips.
Taco chips are another new invention and the ever popular bacon and cheese chips.
I think Bread Meat Bread in Glasgow does a load of good chips and even poutines.

Also the news was reporting that the UK government was re-imposing Lockdown in Leicester in England. What's happening there?

*= because of Travel restrictions. Not that I'm doxxing Thomas Paine as being on some no fly listm

The Question IRL fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Jun 30, 2020

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you don't like germs I have bad news about public facing touch screens.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

OwlFancier posted:

If you don't like germs I have bad news about public facing touch screens.

This is why you press the buttons with your knuckles then go wash your hands.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

forkboy84 posted:

I think of every basic assertion of the Goon the aversion to cash is the one I am the most alienated from.

I'm with you friend. Just cannot understand people wanting banks to know every detail of their income and expenditure.

But I also don't like paying extravagant sums for bags containing perhaps a quarter of a potato, so I feel alienated from the goon mind.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

The Question IRL posted:

Also if you want excellent chips when in Ireland look at Supermacs. It's a fast food chain that does burgers and snack boxes. But it is famous for having cheese chips, curry chips, garlic & cheese chips and curry & cheese chips.
I thought it was even more famous for winning a court case against McDonalds that ended in EUIPO ruling that Big Mac was now generic, or am I confusing it with a different chain?

OwlFancier posted:

If you don't like germs I have bad news about public facing touch screens.
You can get styluses made of antimicrobial brass if you don't like directly touching the poopscreen.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
the best fish and chips in the country is the tail-end in st andrews, bar none.

The Question IRL posted:

I think Bread Meat Bread in Glasgow does a load of good chips and even poutines.

That it does but I still think Mario's Plaice on Byre's Road is the best chippy in the city, shame I can't have it anymore because it's not GF.

God, I forget how good Glasgow is for food it seriously puts everywhere else I've lived to shame so badly.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Jun 30, 2020

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Oh dear me posted:

I'm with you friend. Just cannot understand people wanting banks to know every detail of their income and expenditure.

Yeah, Goons really aren't paranoid enough is my take.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Guavanaut posted:

I thought it was even more famous for winning a court case against McDonalds that ended in EUIPO ruling that Big Mac was now generic, or am I confusing it with a different chain?

Yes that's the same company. That's what they are famous for Internationally (and part of that was because McDonalds went to court with like print outs of the Wikipedia page for the Big Mac as most of their evidence)

But in Ireland they are known for being a Rural fast food chain, beloved by GAA playing lads, being the place to go when the pubs close and for doing amazing chips.

That being said few things in the world anger me more than people who call "curry chips" the singular "a curry chip."

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

sebzilla posted:

I just had to give my allotment guy £6 and it involved searching all round the house for loose coins because who has cash these days, especially since it's all covered in 'roni germs?

The ideal world is one where I don't need cash and also don't have to talk to a human for basic shopping/food needs. Self-service checkouts and those McDonalds screen things are extremely my poo poo.

i remember when i was very small i was shy and didnt like talking to people when I was buying sweets so i can sympathise..i think covid has made everyone friendlier though so it's a great time to give it a go. and the best part is, human contact is good for you

1/ as you approach make eye contact and say Hello or Good morning (hi can easily be missed)
2/ when you put the things on the counter say Just these please
3/ when they say how much it is say I'll pay with a card if that's all right
4/ when they ask you if you want a receipt say No thanks
5/ when you leave say Thank you to the security guard

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