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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Tempest_56 posted:

Protesters in St. Louis march on the mayor's house after the mayor decided to hold a press conference just to doxx people. The mayor's neighbors - those two, who are personal injury attorneys - panic that there are people with dark skin in their neighborhood and run out of their $1m+ home, not bothering to even put shoes on before they start waving weapons at the people walking past their house. Their defense is basically "This is a gated neighborhood, we were afraid, castle doctrine so they should be thanking us for not shooting them".
It's a publicly maintained street, too, the "private" sign has no legal basis.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZm5QvpfonY

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Zereth posted:

It's a publicly maintained street, too, the "private" sign has no legal basis.

Capitalism.txt

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I knew the story of Frankie, and I finally clicked through the links in SAclopedia, and...uhh...I guess in 2005 this was considered a "big" strap-on:
:nws:




Honestly, the modern world of internet porn has ruined me. All I can think is,
"That's downright TINY compared to the things i have seen people shove up their rear end."

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Max Key is the failson of New Zealand's very lovely former prime minister who decided he wanted to use daddy's money to become the world's most average dj and instagram influencer.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
These are pretty niche, but hot off the presses.



vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

oh my god

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

DrBouvenstein posted:

"That's downright TINY compared to the things i have seen people shove up their rear end."

Is this too long for the thread title?

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

the only limitation to what you can stuff your rear end with is your own imagination

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Fartbox posted:

the only limitation to what you can stuff your rear end with is your own imagination

Werewolf Jones?

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

RIP

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

bullshit I'm not looking that up this isn't real

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

hawowanlawow posted:

bullshit I'm not looking that up this isn't real

It's actually Carl Reiner.

I hate Carl Reiner!

:smith:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ChubbyChecker posted:

my guess is because so many nerds are familiar with the subject, and unlike harry potter, the source is good

btw they're complete gibberish for someone not familiar with lotr


Dewgy posted:

It's actually Carl Reiner.

I hate Carl Reiner!

:smith:
Well, actually, THE PISS TAPE IS REAL

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Should say wife beaters imo

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

teacup
Dec 20, 2006

= M I L K E R S =

Memento posted:

These are pretty niche, but hot off the presses.





Beautiful

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

You mean two year old right?

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

mobby_6kl posted:

btw they're complete gibberish for someone not familiar with lotr

As someone who doesn’t particularly care about the LotR and Dune properties the last few pages have certainly been something. Glad you all are enjoying it though.

Four-Eyes
Nov 3, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

Just Offscreen posted:

You mean two year old right?

Look at this flex right here.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Warbird posted:

As someone who doesn’t particularly care about the LotR and Dune properties the last few pages have certainly been something. Glad you all are enjoying it though.

i like both but the only thing i liked about the last two pages was noticing one of the dune memes is from clueless and i was like holy poo poo clueless is in a meme.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Memento posted:

These are pretty niche, but hot off the presses.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GgK28mJAhM

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Warbird posted:

As someone who doesn’t particularly care about the LotR and Dune properties the last few pages have certainly been something. Glad you all are enjoying it though.

You don't really need to have read LOTR to get most of its memes, and even people who have read Dune don't understand Dune. Just soak it in

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Factor Mystic
Mar 20, 2006

Baby's First Post-Apocalyptic Fiction

Data Graham posted:

But how many people know about the farandolae

I just wanna say I appreciate this deep cut

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Cable Guy posted:

Every time I see a bottle of Patron now, I think about Frankie...



I was told the story of frankie after I picked this name. All I wanted wanted was a somewhat silly name that invoked the tackiness of 70s do wop revival music plus the word mysterious and instead, one of several dozen dildo men I will forever be.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

mysterious frankie posted:

I was told the story of frankie after I picked this name. All I wanted wanted was a somewhat silly name that invoked the tackiness of 70s do wop revival music plus the word mysterious and instead, one of several dozen dildo men I will forever be.

Help. I'm lost and Google is no help.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Zereth posted:

It's a publicly maintained street, too, the "private" sign has no legal basis.

It means “no black people”

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

marshmallow creep posted:

Help. I'm lost and Google is no help.

there was an extended forums adventure long ago, about a guy whose wife really wanted to peg him with a giant purple strapon that she called frankie. it escalated to comedic proportions; her insistence he give her what she want increased, she was at one point kool aid manning through doors with the dong in hand and eventually there was a cross country trip to escape her, etc. Turned out to be a work of complete fiction, but a few people have signed up with the name frankie since then, I assume because of it, but in my case at least not so much.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Slig
Mar 30, 2010

Meth-gators is from last July (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/07/15/meth-gators-tennessee-police-flushing-drugs-toilet/1740780001). We're surely due for something much worse.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Gamer gators.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos




Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
warning: long






















MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Phy posted:

warning: long
























Didn't read

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 19:41 on Jun 30, 2020

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Phy posted:

warning: long
























did read, p deece

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Phy posted:

warning: long





Did










not





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Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

They could have gotten a few more panels out of the Biden nomination, what with him being credibly accused of sexual assault and the Democrats responding by killing the #metoo movement.

Still, p deece

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