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Alaois posted:hello teenage america. I'm here to humbly request someone please find and quote the post about superman beating bizarro superman to death while crying. thank you in advance. Hang on a sec SlimGoodBody posted:On that note, I think Bizarro, while maybe not a good villain to carry a movie, could be a tragic and beautiful piece of plot for a Supes movie. Someone (maybe Luthor, yawn) attempts to clone a Superman they can control, or maybe reverse engineer Superman-like abilities with a few drops of his blood. They want to use it to discredit the original Supes and turn public opinion against him. Bizarro ends up breaking loose and rampaging. purple death ray has a new favorite as of 21:45 on Jun 30, 2020 |
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purple death ray posted:Hang on a sec thank you very much
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 22:17 |
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RFC2324 posted:holy poo poo I think I just figured out wtf he was talking about. PMing you an address, go to it at 6:30 sharp tonight. Tell no one what you witness inside or this door will be closed to you forever.
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1stGear posted:PMing you an address, go to it at 6:30 sharp tonight. Tell no one what you witness inside or this door will be closed to you forever. Do you need to shower first?
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purple death ray posted:Hang on a sec This only works if, with his dying breath, bizarro gasps "hello, superman... hello."
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purple death ray posted:Hang on a sec That's vaguely how the Bizarro of "Red Son" plays out, no? (The original comic, not the animated movie I just watched. I know they have to cut/re-arrange some stuff to make graphic novels fit into a movie, but that part irritated me because it was pretty drat powerful in the comics.)
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You're thinking of "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow." Red Son is kind-of rear end.
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RFC2324 posted:holy poo poo I think I just figured out wtf he was talking about. You just solved a 13 year old interweb mystery. How does it feel?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 00:20 |
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I always thought he just meant she asked if she had to put it in a ponytail, the doctor said no, and then she didn't. This pissed him off because then it would get in the way, or something.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I always thought he just meant she asked if she had to put it in a ponytail, the doctor said no, and then she didn't. This pissed him off because then it would get in the way, or something. its the "fake tying back that girls do at the pool" when you have long hair and its wet, collecting it all back in basically a ponytail and squeezing it out is how most people seem to handle it(long hair carries a shitton of water to try towel drying)
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mind the walrus posted:You're thinking of "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow." You know, any other villain would decide that Superman should be the dead one.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They should just write a fairy tale where the recurring theme is “oh hey look a woman hey she looks nice and is cool to talk to oh no wait she is actually not a woman she’s really a dog haha you are so loving stupid for not being able to tell she’s just a stupid loving dog your sexuality is loving stupid and your stupid loving parents are dogs too and gently caress your couch and gently caress you life I’m gonna disrespect all the poo poo you cherish and break all of your poo poo I can legally get away with and act the part of the shithead dog even though I’m not really a dog because I want to see if you know I’m a dog and I don’t really care if mentally break you because I really need to test someone who is never going to gently caress or have children with me to see if they’re cool or whatever.”
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:28 |
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christmas boots posted:You know, any other villain would decide that Superman should be the dead one. Well, Bizarro am do things forward.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:just remembered the classic *points to my dilznick* post Oh that's amazing. Right up there with the 'points to door' -- it was in one of the PUA threads when that was big, someone conditioning their girlfriend so all they had to do was point to the door and she would stop doing whatever it was. Op wasn't a goon but some wanna be PUA who'd posted it on their forum Obviously 100 percent fake and one thousand percent creepy but funny
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:44 |
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y'know, "elf dick weirdo" would be a good username when it's safe to buy again
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:48 |
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By the Gods, if I weren't Vincent Van Goatse I should wish to be Elf Dick Weirdo.
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That would be stolen elf dick valor.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:stolen elf dick valor
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It’s arrogant enough that I’ve gone by “elise the great” since I was eighteen, imagine what kind of hubris it would take for me to care about prehensile pussy plagiarism
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elise the great posted:prehensile pussy plagiarism Pastry, Platystemon pleads “please push ‘prehensile pussy plagiarism‘ posthaste”. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 05:30 on Jul 1, 2020 |
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Platystemon posted:Pastry, Platystemon pleads “please push ‘prehensile pussy plagiarism‘ posthaste”. The funny quotes are coming from INSIDE THE THREAD
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Absurd Alhazred posted:That would be stolen elf dick valor. Please change my name to stolen elf dick valor tia.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:33 |
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*points at door* *girlfriend leaves* "heh, nailed it" *girlfriend doesn't come back*
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:By the Gods, if I weren't Vincent Van Goatse I should wish to be Elf Dick Weirdo. Vincent Van Goatse Elfdicko Jan van elf dyck Henri de Toulouse-Elfdick Elfdick Dürer
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 05:43 |
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Trevor Hale posted:Vincent Van Goatse Claude Monelfdick Also Elf Dicko should clearly be two words
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Rust Martialis posted:Claude Monelfdick El Fdicko
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The rear end of Elfmontdickio
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Captain Hygiene posted:The rear end of Elfmontdickio The Cock of Elfamontilladong.
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Unmentioned sixth brother, Elfdicko Marx.
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I'm confident that 99.9% of you will not get the reference*: Fearless Elfdick *without google dee eight has a new favorite as of 06:12 on Jul 1, 2020 |
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MOUNTRESOR
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 06:11 |
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Looks like any elf dick and Harry can make a joke in here
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dee eight posted:I'm confident that 99.9% of you will not get the reference*: Fearless Elfdick I've heard the name that you're thinking of before, but I never bothered to look up what it was a reference to And in the spirit of things, I won't now either E: Elfdick Whittington Elfdick Whittington's Cat
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Elf on a shelf with a weird dick
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RFC2324 posted:holy poo poo I think I just figured out wtf he was talking about. Splicer posted:He had a day off from school and is mad he spent it at the doctor's office. He doesn't like showering, but he got up late and was told he could skip showering. He then had to get in water anyway and is mad at the (perceived) bait and switch.
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Cessna posted:At my last command my Company CO was an absolute prick. I'd been in his company a bit in the Gulf War and hated him then; he was a not particularly competent Martinet, think "Frank Burns."
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Vulgar posted:Elf on a shelf with a weird dick That already exists though.
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elise the great posted:It’s arrogant enough that I’ve gone by “elise the great” since I was eighteen, imagine what kind of hubris it would take for me to care about prehensile pussy plagiarism 10/10 post/avatar combo there.
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Randaconda posted:https://twitter.com/aeshryver_/status/1277620854571126791 Zil posted:Song BoneBone oldpainless posted:Crossroads remix looking good
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Jedit posted:10/10 post/avatar combo there. Jesus H Christ that's subtle
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