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theflyingexecutive posted:This has the best replies of any tweet itt Man you're not kidding. https://twitter.com/tennei/status/1277433359388545024 https://twitter.com/pat_the_rice/status/1277698442186362880 (this is me having to read and reread the Patois to get the jokes)
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Objection! canonically, toys only die if their body is completely destroyed
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I haven't had oxtail in ages. Bah.
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I love these two tweets a lot https://twitter.com/McGwiggles/status/1276761903776387074 https://twitter.com/McGwiggles/status/1276763486933200897
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This human covered itself in IR opaque mud. You won't believe what happens next!
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*well that escalated quickly.gif* https://twitter.com/chrisilluminati/status/1277786909666955265
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https://twitter.com/RequineGG/status/1277690263239110667?s=19 For context: https://twitter.com/wheel_able/status/1274760743347462147?s=19
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haven't been keeping up in here, hope this one wasn't already posted https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1277672769610645504
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Do read the whole thread. https://twitter.com/archer_rs/status/1277505330885386240 e: apparently the previous is fiction. But it's good fiction. https://twitter.com/JayHulmePoet/status/1277627171478134792 Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 21:24 on Jun 30, 2020 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Do read the whole thread. I want to believe! https://twitter.com/archer_rs/status/1277912902977101825
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the Bill Engvall (I know) line always stuck with me re: warning labels "They wouldn't tell you that unless somebody had done it."
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Lots of people have made that mistake (particularly in construction, at least ime) and gotten burned pretty badly.
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This one is just plain nice. Thread, obviously. https://twitter.com/AshcanPress/status/1278063982767738882
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Arsenic Lupin posted:This one is just plain nice. Thread, obviously. So sad to hear about Reiner, he and Brooks have been hanging out every day together for like, the past 20-30 years. I bet there's going to be one hell of a eulogy. Definitely a proclick.
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https://twitter.com/cevangelista413/status/1278007717186211845?s=19 Please change my name to Doomcock Overlord
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Tim Whatley posted:https://twitter.com/cevangelista413/status/1278007717186211845?s=19 Wasn't doomcock (or something similar) the name of the villian mark hamil played in Clerks 2?
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Sexual Aluminum posted:Wasn't doomcock (or something similar) the name of the villian mark hamil played in Clerks 2? Cockknocker 
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See y'all in 3 pages
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zoux posted:See y'all in 3 pages Moon moon, etc
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Bone Bone
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zoux posted:See y'all in 3 pages
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Song of my credit card number is 4510 3238 2314 3204 11/24 896
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Wintermutant posted:Bone Bone Bone Bone! https://twitter.com/bonebonebot/status/1278101009160683520?s=21 Content: https://twitter.com/brotigupta/status/1278034572651851778?s=21
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Skutter posted:So sad to hear about Reiner, he and Brooks have been hanging out every day together for like, the past 20-30 years. I bet there's going to be one hell of a eulogy. Definitely a proclick. They've been doing it since 1950 according to Reiner's episode of Comedians in Cars.
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lmao I just watched this one the other night. Magnum episodes could get real as poo poo with like Vietnam trauma or gangster crime stuff, and then turn around and do ... this. Magnum PI owns.
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