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Wait, what double meaning? poo poo gently caress
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:00 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 10:18 |
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Your avatar is a NSFW picture of elf mating, ya sicko.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:12 |
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Teleporno getting some of that good Elf-Queen tentacle.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:18 |
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Check out that guy! He doesn't know how to use the three elfdicks!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:24 |
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Trevor Hale posted:Vincent Van Goatse All these and no Pablo Elfdickasso?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:29 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:All these and no Pablo Elfdickasso? Pabelf Dickasso flows better imo
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:33 |
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Elfpricasso
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:36 |
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I keep trying to think of one but all I'm coming up with is "Crackson Bollocks." E: ...Elf-rear end-quez? Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 17:42 on Jul 1, 2020 |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:37 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I keep trying to think of one but all I'm coming up with is "Crackson Bollocks." I really liked Edger Degas but I wanted to stick to elf dicks.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:43 |
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Trevor Hale posted:I really liked Edger Degas but I wanted to stick to elf dicks. I feel like many people have said this before E: wait I get it now!!!! Hahaha noice
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:44 |
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A while back someone made a spiritual sequel to that one post from 2008 about Obama growing to the size of a mountain and sending all the Muslims to a new Eden on the Moon. Most of it was about living on a dead Earth while the Boomers praised the economy, culminating with a mysterious figure descending from the moon. The Boomers set upon the figure, who shatters into pieces that fall to the ground. Millennials plant the pieces hoping to see flowers bloom again. Does that ring any bells?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:06 |
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Grammarchist posted:A while back someone made a spiritual sequel to that one post from 2008 about Obama growing to the size of a mountain and sending all the Muslims to a new Eden on the Moon. I think you're combining 2 different posts there, I think the one with the boomers and the economy was about trump and it was a sequel/riff on the older Obama one. As far as I remember the Obama one ended with the Muslims being discovered on the moon.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:17 |
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purple death ray posted:I think you're combining 2 different posts there, I think the one with the boomers and the economy was about trump and it was a sequel/riff on the older Obama one. As far as I remember the Obama one ended with the Muslims being discovered on the moon. Yeah, that sounds right. I keep trying to find the second, but I wasn't in the right head space to save it when I first saw it.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:19 |
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elise the great posted:Wait, what double meaning? poo poo gently caress
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:24 |
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elise the great posted:Wait, what double meaning? poo poo gently caress Elise, what is the story behind your title. I must know.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:26 |
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DarkDobe posted:Elise, what is the story behind your title. I must know. Oh god no
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:28 |
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Danaru posted:Oh god no
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:30 |
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DarkDobe posted:Elise, what is the story behind your title. I must know. you REALLY REALLY REALLY don't want to know
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:31 |
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Oh my god, I’ve had that avatar for years and years, it predates the elf dick thing. Holy poo poo, maybe I subliminally came up with the tentacles thing from staring at that Starfleet Dental caduceus all the time. And uh. There’s been a lot of necrotic buttslough over the years. I can’t remember if this one was about the guy who had a severe perianal/sacral deep-tissue pressure injury + fecal excoriation and eventually died of it, or one of the endless list of patients with massive tunneling rear end wounds full of gray stringy slime. The redtext is, I guess, a way of warning people that most of what I posted for a long time was just work stories from the ICU, and therefore unreadably disgusting.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:41 |
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Under no circumstances are you to post a link to any of those stories.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:43 |
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Post the links.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:45 |
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Funny Forum Quotes: There’s been a lot of necrotic buttslough over the years.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:57 |
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This is just a bunch of my posts in the old Health Care Thread. If you read this you will get to watch about a decade of my growth and development as a nurse, writer, and human, so apologies for that. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3469571&userid=186607 There’s a new Health Care Thread in the Goon Doc subforum now. I am BY NO MEANS the only person posting quality content in there— it’s basically a shared break room for healthcare workers to vent and bitch and share horror stories. Highly recommended if you wanna read a poo poo ton of medical crap.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:00 |
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elise the great posted:Highly recommended if you wanna read a poo poo ton of medical crap. Yeah I see what you did there
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:17 |
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elise the great posted:Oh my god, I’ve had that avatar for years and years, it predates the elf dick thing. Holy poo poo, maybe I subliminally came up with the tentacles thing from staring at that Starfleet Dental caduceus all the time. Ah, I used to think it was a reference to GE Cafe For the minority who might not know, GE Cafe was a morbidly obese goon who masturbated anally in the shower and began reporting concerns that at one point a bit of his rear end literally fell out after a particularly vigorous anal stimulation session
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:09 |
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So I greased up Mr Sunshine and
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:11 |
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elise the great posted:Oh my god, I’ve had that avatar for years and years, it predates the elf dick thing. Holy poo poo, maybe I subliminally came up with the tentacles thing from staring at that Starfleet Dental caduceus all the time.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:20 |
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If you’re suggesting that I spent my teenage years obsessively writing fanfiction about sexy elves
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:25 |
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Grammarchist posted:Yeah, that sounds right. I keep trying to find the second, but I wasn't in the right head space to save it when I first saw it. Here is the first one, which is good enough to post again forever: GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:2:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. VV Thank you. Matlack Radio has a new favorite as of 05:49 on Jul 2, 2020 |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:28 |
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/\ that was GROVER CURES HOUSE
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:48 |
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I guess after all these years, it doesn't hurt to say it: I am Dildomancer, I'm the one who made all the weird dicks. I still get PMs/emails on a pretty frequent basis from folks reading the thread for the first time. Props to Elise for turning a bizarre-but-ordinary thread into something great. I need to catch up on the Medical Stories thread, but the original is why I make sure to get 3 Dunkin' Donuts gift certs (one for each shift) each time I'm in the hospital (for non-dildo-related reasons, I assure you.)
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:01 |
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all this time i though grover was one of the leading causes of house
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:02 |
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Every time I read that it bugs me that the satellites are coming down without air friction to decay their orbits
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:33 |
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but doctor, i am the elf dick weirdo
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:36 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Check out that guy! He doesn't know how to use the three elfdicks! Holden Elfdicks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv6FMEvNiWo&t=214s
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:39 |
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Sagebrush posted:Every time I read that it bugs me that the satellites are coming down without air friction to decay their orbits Out of everything in that story that violates the laws of physics, thermodynamics and reality in general, that's what sticks in your craw?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:40 |
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elise the great posted:If you’re suggesting that I spent my teenage years obsessively writing fanfiction about sexy elves I wouldn't use the word "suggesting", no.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:44 |
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Cichlidae posted:I guess after all these years, it doesn't hurt to say it: I am Dildomancer, I'm the one who made all the weird dicks. I still get PMs/emails on a pretty frequent basis from folks reading the thread for the first time. Props to Elise for turning a bizarre-but-ordinary thread into something great. You are the hero that SA doesn’t deserve o7
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:46 |
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Cichlidae posted:I guess after all these years, it doesn't hurt to say it: I am Dildomancer, I'm the one who made all the weird dicks. What a great sentence.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 23:11 |
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purple death ray posted:Out of everything in that story that violates the laws of physics, thermodynamics and reality in general, that's what sticks in your craw? yeah, because it's internally inconsistent. i'm fine with barack obama becoming the size of an oak tree; nothing in the story says he can't. but satellites only de-orbit because of air friction and it says right there that that isn't happening any more. could have used a science editor
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 23:17 |