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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


mobile suit goatse posted:

being addicted to beer and drugs is cool

flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Jul 1, 2020

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
how care you bithcman

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
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i will hunt you down you libelosu sack of poo poo

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ok so usually I drink my poo poo beer first to summit pleasure mountain then once I'm up on top I can just drink my delicious craft beer and I'm hosed up and it taste better. anyway I drank 8 beers yesterday in an hour and a half and had the best nap of life. anyone smoking or drinking it cant just be me

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
just about to start, busy day at work

I drink the nice ones forest cuz it doesn't matter what it tastes like after a point

mobile suit goatse
Apr 21, 2010

Eldercain posted:

just about to start, busy day at work

I drink the nice ones forest cuz it doesn't matter what it tastes like after a point

This is sad, please don't kill yourself with booze. It's a really slow and painful way to die.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i only clean my viral loaded beers with Irish Spring soaps because i like my drinks to smell like fuckable grandpas

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i only clean my viral loaded beers with Irish Spring soaps because i like my drinks to smell like fuckable grandpas

what's an unfuckable grandpa

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Eldercain posted:

what's an unfuckable grandpa

Haha nice one eldercain, I will drink a bud light very quickly in honor of your joke

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

Haha nice one eldercain, I will drink a bud light very quickly in honor of your joke

well poo poo I guess I'm pounding this rolling rock then

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i found a moth in my beard

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I love a good motg sandwich I get em stuck in my beard all the time too

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Zippy the Bummer posted:

i found a moth in my beard

if you show me yours (moth) I will show you mine (also amoth)

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

if you show me yours (moth) I will show you mine (also amoth)

sadly i flushed it down the toilet as its wings were badly maimed by my comb (which is how i found it)

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Zippy the Bummer posted:

sadly i flushed it down the toilet as its wings were badly maimed by my comb (which is how i found it)

I will now drink a bud light in as few sips as possble for this poor moth. rest in peace unnamed moth

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


zippy the.bum and eldercain you are good people do you want to go to Tampa?

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
why would you wish Florida on good people rn

(my family is in Chattanooga it's not impossible I'd visit for a beer and some legit Cuban food if Florida is above water after covid)

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
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i hate tampa because im a panthers fann

remmebr that one time julius peppers blocked that extra pont in 2003 and john kasay won the game that owned



Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
also that one time martine grmmatica injured his knee while flainging around celerbarting ahahahahahaha

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
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it occurs to me that the bucshav ve one a super bowl and the panthers have not. hm

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I only like the avs but it's my friends fault

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat
Pretty sure the wife would question my sanity if I placed this order of 50 nuggets with the reasoning "someone posted a pic and now I need them".

Maybe if I finish a few beers first I can play it off.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
*breezes into thereda in a smoking jacket and cig with tophat*

gentlemaen, here i am

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
hell yeah I'm drunk and high and I just ate a shitload of BBQ and I'm sweating slightly which I promise isn't normal

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008


:popeye:

Sorry everyone I been too drunk and high to post ITT but I'm here to tell you, I'm still a drunk.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

mobile suit goatse posted:

being addicted to beer and drugs is cool

I would probably not be fluent in Kiswahili if not for beer and weed and meth.

:love:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's Saturday. 8:12am and, frankly, I'm so dang high I

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Literally A Person posted:

It's Saturday. 8:12am and, frankly, I'm so dang high I

Ugh, I woke up "weeded-over" as hell...got some sunshine doing yard work, gonna give it a few more hours before I blaze up again. That's my story.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
AMMMMMEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAA

gently caress YEAH



mobile suit goatse
Apr 21, 2010
if youre addicted to real drugs, you should try weed. It doesn't kill you slowly like real drugs and you feel normal once the high wears off!

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Alcohol and weed is all I do!

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
When I get high I end up watching Indian train videos for hours.
Would recommend.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
train videos?



Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thank you alcohol for keeping me sane when life is shitt

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Elentor posted:

thank you alcohol for keeping me sane when life is shitt

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
drat you Bob's burgers why do you go so well with weed

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Sunday? Why, yes. Morning marijuana'd? Why, yes.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:aaaaa:

I want it.

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