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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Xeni wants to blame all of it on the currently-era bogeyman. Is that the plot then? The Russians did it (again, like with everything else)?


everything is russia. i am normal and the protagionist of an international spy thriller, starring me, who is saving the world from the kremlin and putin's goons

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A4R8
Feb 28, 2020
Putin made me go to Epstein’s island! - libs

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

if they do kill her the freakout will be an absolute joy to behold

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Hello, I presume this is the Ghislaine suicide watch thread

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Taintrunner posted:

everything is russia. i am normal and the protagionist of an international spy thriller, starring me, who is saving the world from the kremlin and putin's goons

stop quoting my tinder bio

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

I think the biggest factor in how long Ghislaine lives is how fast MI6, Mossad and the Illuminati can decide who gets to whack her. Whoever was assigned Epstein hosed up their first attempt with the roided out ex-cop so clearly they won't be in the running

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Ghislaine Maxwell will not have killed herself.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Was the connection MI6? I thought it was MI5? It's hard to keep everything straight.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Excelzior posted:

I think the biggest factor in how long Ghislaine lives is how fast MI6, Mossad and the Illuminati can decide who gets to whack her. Whoever was assigned Epstein hosed up their first attempt with the roided out ex-cop so clearly they won't be in the running

How did they gently caress it up lol, he's dead isn't he?

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

Excelzior posted:

Ghislaine Maxwell will not have killed herself.

I look forward to posting "Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself" in a few weeks/months.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

How did they gently caress it up lol, he's dead isn't he?

I meant the first time Epstein was found unconscious in his cell and only declared suicidal for two weeks. Right in time for them to finish the job.

It's sloppy handiwork, yknow?

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void



putins dad looked a lot like Michael Biehn

pretty dreamy imo

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
it's kinda weird to me that some of the larger figures in the case like Prince Andrew and Jizz-lane are not only still being sought but are actually being caught. I can feel the worms burrowing deeper

ayy page 420 lmao

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Excelzior posted:

I meant the first time Epstein was found unconscious in his cell and only declared suicidal for two weeks. Right in time for them to finish the job.

It's sloppy handiwork, yknow?

It's not, they were sending a message

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Excelzior posted:

I think the biggest factor in how long Ghislaine lives is how fast MI6, Mossad and the Illuminati can decide who gets to whack her. Whoever was assigned Epstein hosed up their first attempt with the roided out ex-cop so clearly they won't be in the running

Lining up like the passengers on the Orient Express as we speak

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
page 420 is blazing

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

500excf type r posted:

page 420 is blazing

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


reading the future pages of this thread on the Akashic Records making me crack ping transcendentally

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


update!

nut
Jul 30, 2019

Epstein as tragedy maxwell as farce

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Fried Watermelon posted:

reading the future pages of this thread on the Akashic Records making me crack ping transcendentally

Check out this incredible subreddit I found accidentally: http://www.reddit.com/r/sorceryofthespectacle I've never seen such raving dressed up in post-modern garb it's so amazing.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

How did they gently caress it up lol, he's dead isn't he?

The Tartaglione attempt made it obvious even to anyone not paying attention that epstein was murdered and probably forced a lot more critical reporting of the second hit. rapists only run the world because everybody lets them. They rely on a sort of passive acquiescence of the governed and if they're going to be deposed it will require a critical mass of people to do it.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Check out this incredible subreddit I found accidentally: http://www.reddit.com/r/sorceryofthespectacle I've never seen such raving dressed up in post-modern garb it's so amazing.

quote:

In my hubris, I've learned too much. I've peered into the abyss. I've seen monstrosities. I've tried on 100 different worldviews and found them all baseless. Through the internet, I've seen brutal executions, horrific torture, and depraved pornography of every variety. Through chemical experimentation, I've had my ego annihilated and revealed as an illusory specter. I've met ancient angels and eldritch demons. I've danced with the prince of darkness. I've touched the bottomless nothingness in the depths of my soul. I've gazed into eternity.

I've learned too much. I know that I know nothing at all. And I choose to live. I choose to live with as much love, compassion, and gratitude as I can possibly muster, because otherwise, life would have been a mistake.

*closes Yahoo Answers tab* In my hubris, I've learned too much. I've peered into the abyss. I've seen monstrosities.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

uber_stoat posted:

I always wondered about that thing. is there some kind of hosed up aliexpress where I can just order a pedo-devil bust from a Chinese factory or is the dang thing bespoke, like the beard is made of child's hair and it was sculpted by Jeff's own vile hands.

there's that, and also these paintings by the same artist.



with epstein owning the left one

And in digging up this photo I found out that hillary owned a blue dress that looks identical to the one in the painting.

nut
Jul 30, 2019

it’s a p big power move to kill someone off publicly who everyone is watching and expects to be killed off. would really cement the idea of how little you can do in ur head

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Hatebag posted:

The Tartaglione attempt made it obvious even to anyone not paying attention that epstein was murdered and probably forced a lot more critical reporting of the second hit. rapists only run the world because everybody lets them. They rely on a sort of passive acquiescence of the governed and if they're going to be deposed it will require a critical mass of people to do it.

Yes and this was all done deliberately. The incredibly obvious hitman, the multiple failed attempts, the forced meme epstein didn't kill himself, it is a vulgar display of power and has had zero consequences for anyone.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Prosecutor press conference link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu04KbvU6tI

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Steve Jail gets a call

One Last Job...

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

It's not, they were sending a message

:hmmyes: I had not considered that aspect of it, thank you for furthering my crack pinging

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Dreylad posted:

there's that, and also these paintings by the same artist.



with epstein owning the left one

And in digging up this photo I found out that hillary owned a blue dress that looks identical to the one in the painting.

isn’t that the notorious Lewinsky dress?

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
I've seen things... seen things you little people wouldn't believe. Wikipedia edit wars with revisions as long as a mile... I posted in the back pages of a subreddit and watched epic redditors flash and burn out in ban waves. All those moments will be lost... like shitposts in a youtube comment section

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we’re all way overthinking it

she’s gonna catch corona and die in jail. oh well!!!!

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
it’s going to be so tight seeing Ghislaine hocking her new book next to Whoopi as she dunks on Megan McCain about voting for Biden and the twitter sphere praises her.

The_Rob has issued a correction as of 17:18 on Jul 2, 2020

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Yes and this was all done deliberately. The incredibly obvious hitman, the multiple failed attempts, the forced meme epstein didn't kill himself, it is a vulgar display of power and has had zero consequences for anyone.

I think there's probably multiple groups of psychos with shifting alliances and networks and one of them foiled the other's hit but that's just speculation.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Perry Mason Jar posted:

Check out this incredible subreddit I found accidentally: http://www.reddit.com/r/sorceryofthespectacle I've never seen such raving dressed up in post-modern garb it's so amazing.

Yeah I used to read that stuff, along with r/occult , r/ShrugLifeSyndicate, and more esoteric subreddits that have been deleted. Always ends up being white supremacists taking over or being the loudest. Nearly all of them had discords set up that just ended up being nazi discords

I lost interest in a lot of those discussion sites when consensus reality started being more hosed up than any of their conspiracies

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Late night talk show interview, 2021

Do you think Ghislaine Maxwell had girl power? Do you think she effectively utilized girl power by funneling young girls into illegal and possibly paranormal sex cults in the U.S. Virgin Islands?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
ghislane should retweet one of those lincoln project videos so the libs will start supporting her

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Life in the jizz lane

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


can't wait to be gaslit by the worst people in media again about how common prison suicide is

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


eagerly counting down the minutes until ghislaine's tragic suicide

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