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5 yo: Dad, come here, I'm going to booger you. Me: Wha? What does that even mean? 5 yo: Fine, I'll come to you.  Me: [Gets boogered] Oh, that's... a boogerin' alright.
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Jun 26, 2020 15:33
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tribbledirigible posted:5 yo: Dad, come here, I'm going to booger you. :boogered: (i imagine it like the owned smiley, but its a kid boogering their dad)
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Jun 26, 2020 15:38
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https://twitter.com/GraceSpelman/status/1278396878959316993 The replies to this tweet are a trove of poo poo kids say, although one of my favorites was said to a kid: https://twitter.com/sorrykb/status/1278414562706874368
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Jul 2, 2020 14:10
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Herps are serious business. Boy knows where the pet game is at.
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Jul 2, 2020 14:19
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Cardiovorax posted:Herpes is serious business 
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Jul 2, 2020 14:27
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I admit, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show sounds kind of amazing.
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Jul 2, 2020 14:39
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Moral of the story: Doctor was a man...named HOOK!
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Jul 2, 2020 17:39
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Cardiovorax posted:I admit, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show sounds kind of amazing.  Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
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Jul 2, 2020 23:35
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I saw this when it was broadcast. 
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Jul 2, 2020 23:55
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Tonight at dinner: Kid: Knock knock! Husband: Who’s there? Kid: Screwdriver. Husband: Screwdriver who? Kid: Screw YOU! I’m glad I don’t have to see you! She’s 5 and had absolutely no idea why my husband and I dissolved into hysterics.
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Jul 8, 2020 04:48
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I finally shaved my quarantine beard because gently caress wearing a mask with one So a kid who’s at my work every day comes up to me and goes “What’s wrong with your face?” And I explained I had shaved. Immediately a couple other kids piped in with “I liked you better with the beard” lol
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Jul 12, 2020 12:41
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Jul 12, 2020 19:33
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https://twitter.com/hels/status/1281642229296177154?s=19 With some bonus child notes in the replies, including this brilliant one: https://twitter.com/staceywilliams/status/1281656376394211330?s=19
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Jul 13, 2020 03:30
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WANT BEEF STEW???
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Vertigo Ambrosia posted:https://twitter.com/hels/status/1281642229296177154?s=19 One of the fun puzzle-like challenges about teaching early elementary school is figuring out what kids are trying to write. I asked my students on one of the last days of (remote) school to reflect on their year, and think about what they weren't able to do yet at the beginning of the year and they can do now, etc. One girl described herself as now being "more muchier" and drat if it didn't take me a while to figure it out, but wow what a great phonetic spelling of an extremely useful word
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sweeperbravo posted:One girl described herself as now being "more muchier" and drat if it didn't take me a while to figure it out, but wow what a great phonetic spelling of an extremely useful word I'm gonna need an answer key on what word was being attempted because I'm genuinely drawing a blank here.
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Jul 15, 2020 18:13
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PizzaProwler posted:I'm gonna need an answer key on what word was being attempted because I'm genuinely drawing a blank here.
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Jul 15, 2020 18:16
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 Oh, that makes sense. Don't know why that one didn't click for me.
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Jul 15, 2020 18:33
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PizzaProwler posted:
Me either, friend.
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Jul 15, 2020 18:38
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I could have sworn I put a translated spoiler in there, sorry. Doesn't help that a kid could conceivably desribe themself as muchy, muchier, and possibly the muchiest.
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Jul 15, 2020 19:36
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On the phonetic theme, my five year old just watched the live action version of The Lion King. I've been hearing him shout out, "O, Transylvania!" at random the last few days. I asked him what he was singing, and he replied, "My battle song, duh!"
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Jul 16, 2020 01:58
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I assumed more muchier meant there was more of her which is generally a thing that happens to elementary-aged kids over a year, so I guess it works both ways
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Jul 16, 2020 06:24
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I thought we stopped calling things "extra" for a second. People still use that word, right?
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Jul 16, 2020 06:41
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Bees on Wheat posted:I thought we stopped calling things "extra" for a second. People still use that word, right? My E.S.P. says yes.
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Jul 16, 2020 06:46
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fast cars loose anus posted:I assumed more muchier meant there was more of her which is generally a thing that happens to elementary-aged kids over a year, so I guess it works both ways My initial read, knowing the child personally, was that she felt she had acquired a certain je ne sais quoi.
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Jul 16, 2020 18:02
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My son and I were talking about blanket forts and how we used to send messages in and out of the fort via dry erase board. Which naturally devolved into name calling and ended on this (because I almost died laughing)
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Jul 17, 2020 18:22
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omg lol ps i assume that you're the wuss
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Jul 18, 2020 00:51
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How old is your son? He has excellent hand writing especially considering he’s writing on a whiteboard.
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Jul 18, 2020 02:05
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The Lord Bude posted:How old is your son? He has excellent hand writing especially considering he’s writing on a whiteboard. thats not a whiteboard. its like ipad-sized at most
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Jul 18, 2020 02:32
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1. Yes, I was the fat stupid "woos" 2. I want to say he was 8ish at the time +he's 14 now) 3. Correct, that's an iPad sized white board.
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Jul 18, 2020 03:15
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a mysterious cloak posted:1. Yes, I was the fat stupid "woos" Still a whiteboard. They're slippery and hard to write nicely on. My handwriting has always been a dreadful chicken scratching at best but now I struggle to handwrite at all - it's barely legible even to me. It's amazing what 15 years of not having to use a skill does to it.
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Jul 18, 2020 03:46
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My handwriting on a wall mounted white board is an almost immeasurable improvement over my regular handwriting!
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Jul 18, 2020 04:04
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a mysterious cloak posted:My handwriting on a wall mounted white board is an almost immeasurable improvement over my regular handwriting! Same. I think I’ve written more on whiteboards in the last 12 years than I have on paper.
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Jul 18, 2020 04:29
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The Lord Bude posted:Still a whiteboard. They're slippery and hard to write nicely on. My handwriting has always been a dreadful chicken scratching at best but now I struggle to handwrite at all - it's barely legible even to me. It's amazing what 15 years of not having to use a skill does to it. i cant write much on anything, but i can write you are butt on most things
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Carthag Tuek posted:thats not a whiteboard. its like ipad-sized at most 
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