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Tulip posted:lol The US government: a complicated system of pulleys and levers Fake edit: there are even ropes involved!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:22 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 03:54 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Got to thinking today about how MAGAs pretend to DESPISE "big government" it's a very effective campaign slogan for uniting the traditional republican coaltion to the wealthy GOP donors "small government" means low taxes and regulatory capture to the blue collar chuds it means "states rights" which in turn means rolling back civil rights for minorities all that other stuff about executive orders or whatever is just poo poo they throw at democratic presidents for political points
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:49 |
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Epic High Five posted:I don't even think they lie anymore, it's been awhile since I've heard a chud say they were opposed to big government. Did you miss the mass protests for their rights to infect people with c19, not mask up and get their haircuts while carrying weapons in government buildings while waving Freedom Flags and opposing such tyranny? I WORK with people that think this all a government hoax and who passively aggressively view the concept of wearing facemasks as a symbol of oppression, even though my company has mandated it. The guy who sits RIGHT NEXT TO ME wears his without covering his nose and has told me he thinks this is all about the Devil and Jesus and how (his words) "the government wants to control us".
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 23:43 |
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How do you people not endlessly antagonize these people who you work with.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 23:50 |
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Telsa Cola posted:How do you people not endlessly antagonize these people who you work with. I pick my spots. Mostly I listen to comedy podcasts and just try to go about my job, trying to ignore people as much as possible. I DID report the non mask wearer to HR today, which I usually would not do but it's a health safety issue and I KNOW he's doing it on purpose (not fully wearing the mask). Pretty sure in his mind that makes me the Devil but oh well.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 23:55 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Did you miss the mass protests for their rights to infect people with c19, not mask up and get their haircuts while carrying weapons in government buildings while waving Freedom Flags and opposing such tyranny? They don't want less tyranny or executive power, they just want it applied differently. Ur fuckin seatmate isn't opposed to government control lol, he'd vote in an instant for everybody to be forcibly converted to whatever sect he is at gunpoint. Ask him to name a law enforcement agency he'd like dismantled. Any chud from the 00s could name a few, but now it's just the ones that keep them from running roughshod over man and nature like the DNR
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 23:57 |
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guys, guys, guys how on earth was THIS not posted yet? https://twitter.com/BeccaLodahl/status/1277862893212495873 edit: oh i see why. it's politicsusa and the numbers are misleading Mr Interweb has issued a correction as of 00:40 on Jul 2, 2020 |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 00:36 |
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Yeah, I'm not that lucky.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 00:55 |
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Epic High Five posted:They don't want less tyranny or executive power, they just want it applied differently. Ur fuckin seatmate isn't opposed to government control lol, he'd vote in an instant for everybody to be forcibly converted to whatever sect he is at gunpoint. Ask him to name a law enforcement agency he'd like dismantled. Any chud from the 00s could name a few, but now it's just the ones that keep them from running roughshod over man and nature like the DNR “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.”
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 01:15 |
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lousy hat posted:“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 03:29 |
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i can't tell if this dude is a chud per se, and it looks like his FB account is either deleted or hidden, but what he did was still pretty dumb:quote:A California man posted his regret on Facebook about contracting the coronavirus after he attended a party in June. A day later, he died from COVID-19. quote:Lopez said that sometime in early June, however — after Gov. Gavin Newsom indicated that he would loosen social distancing restrictions — Macias attended a party in Lake Elsinore, about 70 miles southeast of Los Angeles. quote:He was tested for COVID-19 on June 16 and received a positive diagnosis on June 18. In his Facebook post two days later, Macias implored people to take the coronavirus seriously. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/california-man-who-posted-regret-attending-party-died-day-later-n1232675?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma the article made it sound like he was being supposedly responsible during the lockdown. but the moment newsome easing the restrictions, he decided to go out and party. part of me wants to be compassionate, but...WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? seriously. jesus loving christ people, just say at home and don't go out unless you absolutely need to.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 04:06 |
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Mr Interweb posted:guys, guys, guys It’s just Oklahoma not reporting negative test numbers on some days. Now, Oklahoma might be doing it because they’re cooking the books, but it’s not a real hundred percent positivity rate.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 04:13 |
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Mr Interweb posted:"Hopefully with God's help," he added, "I'll be able to survive this."
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 04:13 |
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Mr Interweb posted:"Hopefully with God's help," he added, "I'll be able to survive this." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzOuto9Q4Ek
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 05:56 |
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enjoy a lighter dose of schadenfreude courtesy of the chud in a primary run-off against jeff sessions for his old senate seat https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/1278509578905321478
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 08:06 |
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Mr Interweb posted:i can't tell if this dude is a chud per se, and it looks like his FB account is either deleted or hidden, but what he did was still pretty dumb: Sounds more like just some unplugged normie who made the mistake of listening to millionaires when they say stuff like it's okay to have parties now if they aren't too big because they're too afraid to say "you need to die because we are out of money for UI and Congress has said that now that wall street is fine their job here is done" Like we take it as a given here that it's obviously horrible and our leaders are genocidal maniacs, but if you just listen to normal news or word of mouth, yeah you're gonna think poo poo is normal again and fine. Well, you would've when this guy was dying at least
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 08:33 |
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Mr Interweb posted:i can't tell if this dude is a chud per se, and it looks like his FB account is either deleted or hidden, but what he did was still pretty dumb: More to the point HIS FRIEND KNEW HE WAS POSITIVE AND WENT TO THE loving PARTY ANYWAY?!?! How do you come to terms with knowing that you are responsible for killing somebody with your own stupidity?
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:01 |
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CleverHans posted:More to the point HIS FRIEND KNEW HE WAS POSITIVE AND WENT TO THE loving PARTY ANYWAY?!?! Complete denial that it was your fault I would assume. Dude probably is still saying he couldn't have spread it since we was asymptomatic at the time.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 16:17 |
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BiggerBoat posted:I pick my spots. I don't gently caress around at work, it's work. But my industry/area isn't super CHUDdy so most of them shut the gently caress up anyhow. Mr Interweb posted:
A friend of mine was the hardest of the hardcore and wouldn't leave her house for anything, and the moment restaurants opened she's like WOOO I'm at Outback loving Steakhouse
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:22 |
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“Government” is when something bad happens to me. “Freedom” is when something bad happens to you.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:38 |
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MunchE posted:I don't gently caress around at work, it's work. But my industry/area isn't super CHUDdy so most of them shut the gently caress up anyhow. if you're not loving around at work you're loving around on your family
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:40 |
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CleverHans posted:More to the point HIS FRIEND KNEW HE WAS POSITIVE AND WENT TO THE loving PARTY ANYWAY?!?! a few weeks ago itt there was a guy who thought corona was a hoax and then he and his wife caught it and she died anyway to answer your question: "god has forgiven me" 👐🏻
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:29 |
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CleverHans posted:More to the point HIS FRIEND KNEW HE WAS POSITIVE AND WENT TO THE loving PARTY ANYWAY?!?! Jesus wanted another idiot angel in Heaven.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:18 |
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I was picking up takeout curry last night and there was a Chud there talking to the owner of the restaurant. He was going on about how the government controls the media and the deep state is faking Corona virus and blah blah blah. The owner was pretty good at keeping a straight face up until he looked at me, then he finally laughed. I felt bad because the customer got annoyed at the owner for laughing.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:01 |
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Chud rear end in a top hat deserved it and more. He wasn't wearing a mask, was he?
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:14 |
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Eifert Posting posted:I was picking up takeout curry last night and there was a Chud there talking to the owner of the restaurant. He was going on about how the government controls the media and the deep state is faking Corona virus and blah blah blah. The owner was pretty good at keeping a straight face up until he looked at me, then he finally laughed. I felt bad because the customer got annoyed at the owner for laughing. One of these people is going to pull his gun and commit murder over being laughed at before the year is out.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:16 |
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Eifert Posting posted:I was picking up takeout curry last night and there was a Chud there talking to the owner of the restaurant. He was going on about how the government controls the media and the deep state is faking Corona virus and blah blah blah. The owner was pretty good at keeping a straight face up until he looked at me, then he finally laughed. I felt bad because the customer got annoyed at the owner for laughing. What response to this kind of dialogue is there other than head back laughter? These yokels genuinely believe they're some of the smartest people in the planet and only their big brain could come to the conclusion that the thing convenient to their world view must be correct I'm the face of all the "experts" (read: actual experts). Laugh these morons out of town and fire then when they let the racism slip.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:27 |
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Cocaine Bear posted:What response to this kind of dialogue is there other than head back laughter? These yokels genuinely believe they're some of the smartest people in the planet and only their big brain could come to the conclusion that the thing convenient to their world view must be correct I'm the face of all the "experts" (read: actual experts).
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:43 |
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InsertPotPun posted:all of them have a weird, scary energy. it's hard to laugh at them because they might
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:52 |
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We're not allowed to enforce the "no mask, no service" rule because ADA or something so I've started a collection of the dumbest things I've heard my Maga Gal coworker say today's entry: "Germany is a socialist country!"
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:15 |
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TheKennedys posted:We're not allowed to enforce the "no mask, no service" rule because ADA or something so I've started a collection of the dumbest things I've heard my Maga Gal coworker say i'm going to hell because i don't believe in jesus's protection it's all young people spreading it SO WE HAVE TO STAY INSIDE BUT THEY CAN PROTEST? wearing a mask is telling "them" i'm willing to be controlled only sick people should be quarantined
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:21 |
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InsertPotPun posted:all of them have a weird, scary energy. it's hard to laugh at them because they might stab you. Fair. I'm a massive wall of meat and live in a developed country with gun laws, so I guess my experience is a tad different.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:24 |
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Cocaine Bear posted:Fair. I'm a massive wall of meat and live in a developed country with gun laws, so I guess my experience is a tad different. What do gun laws have to do with getting stabbed?
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TheKennedys posted:We're not allowed to enforce the "no mask, no service" rule because ADA or something so I've started a collection of the dumbest things I've heard my Maga Gal coworker say Tell him we're socialist capitalist, see what happens
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:26 |
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InsertPotPun posted:all of them have a weird, scary energy. it's hard to laugh at them because they might stab you. From my days as an imperialism scout, I respond to serious threats by immediately escalating and clamping down fear reactions until after the post-hormone letdown, but I’m large, white, and apparently-male enough to give CHUDbrains pause. I’m also a loving fool because I’m not wearing 60 pounds of gear, carrying a loaded rifle, officially immune to local laws, and backed up by at least one but more likely three other, similarly equipped folks with shittier attitudes than mine, and now I have kids. Nonetheless, there’s got to be at least one person as stubborn and reckless as I am, who has a similar perpetually-barely-controlled anger problem, per major metro. If you see one of us in the wild back us up, but never let any of us doing our brokebrain bitching goad you into provoking or stepping up to one of these motherfuckers; if you’re in a place where it’s an idea you ought not just reject out of hand, you will be sure of it.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:29 |
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The ada stuff is horseshit. It's the first notice on their website The best thing about chuds is 99% of them won't realize you're mocking them if you use a friendly tone. Eifert Posting has issued a correction as of 21:33 on Jul 2, 2020 |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:30 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Chud rear end in a top hat deserved it and more. He wasn't wearing a mask, was he? the guy who was 50+ and had diabetes and went to a party. he hosed up because he didn't socially distance. his friends are the ones who hosed up by not wearing a mask. and oh yeah he also hosed up because he went to a party with chuds who wouldn't wear a mask even after being infected with covid-19.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:51 |
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https://twitter.com/wsteaks/status/1278740414535737344
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:55 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:What do gun laws have to do with getting stabbed? I felt I addressed that with my "developed country" jab. The gun laws were directed towards the empty quote edit changing stabbed to shot.
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:59 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:What do gun laws have to do with getting stabbed? It's a cultural difference.
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