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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Jose posted:

ex-cop who was in prison for 4 murders
Obviously they were white people.

magic cactus posted:

this is just the opening monologue to Deus Ex
I've heard of that but don't know what that actually is.

Pistol_Pete posted:

I'm puzzled why she continued to hang out in the USA, even after Epstein's killing. She's rich as hell herself, why not flee to Dubai or something and be rich there instead?

She'd probably get stoned to death for being too rich, and too old, and not having a male relative to escort her in public.

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

wesleywillis posted:

The lizard people will have her killed in order to silence her. Otherwise she'll rat out all the members of the Clinton Crime Family, and that would almost bring the global elite to their knees, except that the illuminati and free masons got their back so at the worst it'll only be a minor footnote in the zionist controlled media. This still isn't going to distract much from the current "plan"-demic thats pitting one faction of the global elite against the other faction+lizard people for control of the big pharma mind control experiments that will inevitably be disguised as a "vaccine" for the corona virus.


You can't begin synthesizing the vaccine without a universal constructor, and don't think we're going to just leave one lying around. Not after you blew up the one in Hong Kong.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Statutory Ape posted:

i wish he was a pothem instead of a potus

yeah, wondering about this as well. What the hell is a pothem? For those who aren't twitter idiots with a permanent case of online.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I think he just means he wishes Trump was the leader of some other country and not ours

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The classic warcraft 3 dota abbreviation Princess Of The Moon but the extra TH is said with an extremely offputting lisp

Burns
May 10, 2008

Her safest bet would be to go on Oprah and spill the beans, at least on Trump.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Jeffrey Epstein killed himself

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Pistol_Pete posted:

I'm puzzled why she continued to hang out in the USA, even after Epstein's killing. She's rich as hell herself, why not flee to Dubai or something and be rich there instead?

The FBI stated they have been watching her the entire time in the briefing, like 5 different field offices were watching her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuILNknsQEg&t=500s

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Hammerite posted:

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself

/
:bernout:

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

UltraRed posted:

yeah, wondering about this as well. What the hell is a pothem? For those who aren't twitter idiots with a permanent case of online.

joke about poTHEM vice potUS

if you see what I mean

anyway epstain is poo poo, ghislane whatsername is poo poo, gently caress it all let's drink 'cause these fuckers might just win

Slippery fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jul 2, 2020

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

He committed suicide in prison while the guards backs were turned. Pretty crafty move if you ask me.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
The 3rd count of conspiracy to traffic victims is an interesting one, says she conspired with epstein and others known and unknown so there are others that will go to jail too.

https://apps.npr.org/documents/document.html?id=6978832-U-S-v-Ghislaine-Maxwell-Indictment

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Statutory Ape posted:

i wish he was a pothem instead of a potus

whats a pothem

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Colonel Cancer posted:

She'll be dead and dismembered in an unfortunate act of suicide within a fortnight.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Hammerite posted:

He committed suicide in prison while the guards backs were turned. Pretty crafty move if you ask me.

What do you expect from a guy who's smart enough to be a billionaire. They're on another level way beyond us.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Mnoba posted:

The FBI stated they have been watching her the entire time in the briefing, like 5 different field offices were watching her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuILNknsQEg&t=500s

I dunno, perhaps she thought she'd done enough to cover her tracks? The place she was hiding out at, she'd bought through an anonymous limited company, so she was obviously making some effort there.

I guess we'll never know 'cos she's totes going to be murdered before she can testify.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i want to find out what it looks like when every government official tries to subtly gesture for her to stay quiet at the same time

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020

Milo and POTUS posted:

whats a pothem

I looked for it online earlier. Found bupkis.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Milo and POTUS posted:

whats a pothem

A possum with a lisp.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
president of them instead of president of t' us

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Pistol_Pete posted:

I dunno, perhaps she thought she'd done enough to cover her tracks? The place she was hiding out at, she'd bought through an anonymous limited company, so she was obviously making some effort there.

I guess we'll never know 'cos she's totes going to be murdered before she can testify.

She bought that property with an LLC that had a mailing address of a law firm she regularly used. Turns out when you have the media and government in your pocket, you don't have to be a mastermind criminal.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Das Boo posted:

A possum with a lisp.

Do they hith?

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020

EorayMel posted:

The classic warcraft 3 dota abbreviation Princess Of The Moon but the extra TH is said with an extremely offputting lisp

Missed your explanation. Thanks for that.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

gary oldmans diary posted:

i want to find out what it looks like when every government official tries to subtly gesture for her to stay quiet at the same time

a cia spook disguised as an sra chaz antifa supersoldier doing the hit

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
How about just making it look like the good 'ol rony? or the actual one just smiting her out for the cosmic comedy option.

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol

Guaranteed to get covid and develop complications. Way easier than suicide.

Efb

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I'm guessing it will be an accident. Tripping over a noose and falling into a pre-existing medical bullet overdose.

I do like the 'rona angle too though.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
What if there's a surprise twist and she actually gives real meaningful information implicating ultra rich billionaire pedophiles like Trump and Bloomberg?








Nah, she'll just get murdered in prison later this year. Lol.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Life in the gizzlaine

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

What if there's a surprise twist and she actually gives real meaningful information implicating ultra rich billionaire pedophiles like Trump and Bloomberg?








Nah, she'll just get murdered in prison later this year. Lol.

then everyone she gave that information to would also surprisingly shoot themselves in the back of the head. and even if it did all get out, you have to recall that rich people are above the law unless they drag down other rich people.

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020

interwhat posted:

Life in the gizzlaine

Do the Eagles collect a royalty for that?

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020
Bahahaha!!!


https://twitter.com/JLCauvin/status/1278742742710079488

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

last week i saw my brother eating a boiled egg and i called him "Jeffrey Eggstein"

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Caesar Saladin posted:

last week i saw my brother eating a boiled egg and i called him "Jeffrey Eggstein"

egg-shaped brother, very sus, very jeffie

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Caesar Saladin posted:

last week i saw my brother eating a boiled egg and i called him "Jeffrey Eggstein"

lmao

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Have a feeling thread title is gonna need to be updated with "late" in front of "ex-girlfriend" real soon

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/02/us/ghislaine-maxwell-jeffrey-epstein/index.html

quote:

The judge ordered her remanded to the custody of the US Marshals Service and said she will be transferred to New York for a detention hearing there.

So they're sending her to New York, hope they don't put her in the same place they put Epstein.

quote:

authorities have "been discreetly keeping tabs" on her, adding that they pounced when they learned recently that she "slithered away to a gorgeous property in New Hampshire."

So I guess she didn't turn herself in.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Come now gentlemen, it will be death by Covid-19. It's the perfect killer.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/ChrisCJackson/status/1278862221762846721

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A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

Comstar posted:

Come now gentlemen, it will be death by Covid-19. It's the perfect killer.

You’re probably right.

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