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Incredible you did that with just a fee lines of dialogue. Also 1 being a fatty.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 16:40

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# ? May 28, 2024 11:58

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

you seriously write better simpsons than the simpsons do anymore

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# ? Jul 3, 2020 01:51

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Jul 3, 2020 02:58

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

say yes to see what's up, but cross our fingers just in case

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# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:02

Bear Enthusiast: Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone

See if you can get any mysterious items that will turn out to be cool chekov's guns at an unknown time

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:57

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

>give heed

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:20

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

drat that guy consumed everything in a blink of an eye! are we sure he's not Homer?

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:57

Twenty Four

owlhawk911 posted:

say yes to see what's up, but cross our fingers just in case

# ? Jul 3, 2020 07:18

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owlhawk911 posted:

say yes to see what's up, but cross our fingers just in case

Also 'do you valiant knights have anything to aid me in my quest?'

CBG won't be able to resist.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 08:21

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

can lovejoy grant us a blessing?

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# ? Jul 3, 2020 15:57

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Outrail posted:

Also 'do you valiant knights have anything to aid me in my quest?'

CBG won't be able to resist.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:12

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Outrail posted:

Also 'do you valiant knights have anything to aid me in my quest?'

CBG won't be able to resist.

There is a sort of vague order I'd like to go in but it's in your hands

# ? Jul 3, 2020 20:42

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

To the Learning Prison, we must unchain the knowledge!

# ? Jul 3, 2020 20:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

while intuitively, the radiation station would be the best place to look for hammer or at least get clues regarding his whereabouts, i suspect its scaled for a higher level party than we have atm. we need to grind our skills, so;

By popular demand posted:

To the Learning Prison, we must unchain the knowledge!

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# ? Jul 3, 2020 22:19

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By popular demand posted:

To the Learning Prison, we must unchain the knowledge!

# ? Jul 3, 2020 22:23

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

good thats what i intended the first place to be phew.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 22:31

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

so we're going on a long journey to find homer. does this mean its...

homers odyssey?

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# ? Jul 3, 2020 22:55

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Nosfereefer posted:

so we're going on a long journey to find homer. does this mean its...

homers odyssey?

# ? Jul 3, 2020 23:35

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Plant MONSTER. posted:

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 3, 2020 23:36

Waals Vander: Live...
Laugh...
Post...

i am pretty sure they are Jesus Muhammad and Buddha

# ? Jul 6, 2020 07:11

Chows

santos l halper

# ? Jul 6, 2020 09:01

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Waals Vander posted:

i am pretty sure they are Jesus Muhammad and Buddha

???

wait until morning or go right away?

im not stalling for time no way

# ? Jul 6, 2020 17:59

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are teachers more powerful at night or something?

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# ? Jul 6, 2020 19:03

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Nosfereefer posted:

are teachers more powerful at night or something?

You're thinking of janitors. Anyway I wanna catch Lunch lady Doris cooking up tomorrow's Goo. I mean gruel.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 19:33

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

night it is

# ? Jul 6, 2020 20:35

alexandriao

does bart have a moustache

# ? Jul 6, 2020 20:42

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Jul 7, 2020 17:05

Stooge

Plant MONSTER. posted:

the vents

there may be dogs and or Scotsmen up there

# ? Jul 7, 2020 20:47

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Stooge posted:

the vents

there may be dogs and or Scotsmen up there

and the kitchens. Where else would you find disgusting goop?

# ? Jul 7, 2020 21:00

Elfface: Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

In Springfield Elementary?

Check the class hamster's cage, it's probably been dead for a week.

Then dig below the basement and strike oil and/or goo.

In addition to Lunchlady Doris' supply of grade F meat, check Willy's shack for his Retirement Grease.

Skinner may also have locked the bullies in a supply closet and forgotten about them again.

# ? Jul 7, 2020 23:48

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I haven't seen The Simpsons, are those references to anything??

# ? Jul 8, 2020 00:06

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Jul 8, 2020 16:20

Outrail: www.sapphicrobotica.com

Fever!

# ? Jul 8, 2020 16:48

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Jul 8, 2020 18:02

Heather Papps: hello friend

i vote this fiver
when you post it
fiver when you post so right
FIVER!
:five:

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 8, 2020 23:57

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Heather Papps posted:

i vote this fiver
when you post it
fiver when you post so right
FIVER!

could this be CURTAINS for marge and company?

# ? Jul 9, 2020 19:06

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

please post

# ? Jul 9, 2020 23:18

Warbird: America's Favorite Dumbass

I didn�t watch the Simpsons so I�m just along for the ride. That said:

>Quickly close door

# ? Jul 9, 2020 23:21

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

its like, an auditorium door, those shut automatically so no worries on that front

# ? Jul 9, 2020 23:49

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# ? May 28, 2024 11:58

Warbird: America's Favorite Dumbass

Quoting for reference:

Plant MONSTER. posted:

WHAT ARE SPELLS and WHAT ARE ABILITIES

Spells are not necessarily unique to the character.

Abilities are unique to the particular character. Abilities can also sometimes be conferred from specific equipment. IDK I just did what Dragon Quest did. Also like why worry about the details man

Marge:

SPELLS

Mend: Heals 3-5 damage to one party member.
Scold: Those susceptible become immobile for 1-2 turns.

ABILITIES

Sweep: Attacks a group of enemies, deals CLEAN damamge at 1.5x.

Lisa:

SPELLS

Blabble: Book. Reveals information about the target.
Speedy Jig: Instrument. A lively tune that increases the party's priority by 1 for 5 turns.

ABILITIES

Book Slam: Requires a book. Hurl literature at the target. Deals 1~5x regular damage, luck based.

Saxomophone: Sax required. LISA CUT THAT RACKET OUT!!! deals SONIC damage @ x1.2 normal damage to all enemies

BART:

SPELLS

Yoink!: chance to steal an item from the target.
Sharpshot: a well-aimed defense-piercing attack that deals 1.5x normal damage.

ABILITIES

Skate dash: Crashes into the target, dealing 4x damage. 1/4 recoil damage.

Maggie:

SPELLS

Sharpshot: a well-aimed defense-piercing attack that deals 1.5x normal damage.
Bullet time: allows the user to fire GUNS twice next round. There is a 20% this effect will last an additional round.

ABILITIES

Pacify: Silence an enemy for 2-5 rounds.

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probably won't update today and maybe the weekend because work has been crazy but i'll go back to the corona lifestyle after again maybe

maybe i will becomes im hooked on the marge magic

# ? Jul 9, 2020 23:54

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