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Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

ImpAtom posted:

I spent hard earned money on a book where Garfield was a superhero and I regret nothing.

Garfield's Pet Force owned.

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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Neurion posted:

Garfield's Pet Force owned.


https://i.imgur.com/QgEzD4I.mp4

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


never in my life did I think I'd see an officially-licensed Garfield property mirror a body horror scene from early in Grant Morrison's Animal Man run but that's why I keep logging on, I guess

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1278769704140750855

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1278492046462988288

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/atdanwhite/status/1278720923890323456?s=21

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



You should know by now to screenshot jaboukie tweets

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/theoshantonas/status/1278745107035041798?s=21

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

feeling down

https://twitter.com/klimtbizkit/status/1278781652353921025

like and subscribe to generate dopamine in my brain

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Jeza posted:

Probably posted a bazillion years ago, but I don't follow this thread and a friend linked it to me and I had a good laugh. Whole thing is great.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/992006545473966082
Great story

:catdrugs:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Ignite Memories posted:

feeling down

https://twitter.com/klimtbizkit/status/1278781652353921025

like and subscribe to generate dopamine in my brain

Stupid sexy Ea-nasir

Homeless Bebe
Jul 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/JerkVening/status/1278188877908332544

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/Jacobbles/status/1278279203645874180

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/paigeccino/status/1278430580481437700?s=19

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

If we're playing bad jokes about love and old languages, allow me to throw this into the ring (with apologies to Gravitas Shortfall who will have seen it countless times before)

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/722438744213712896?s=19

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/magpiekilljoy/status/1276974078713356288

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Flint_Paper posted:

If we're playing bad jokes about love and old languages, allow me to throw this into the ring (with apologies to Gravitas Shortfall who will have seen it countless times before)

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/722438744213712896?s=19

Eh, no ring

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




oof

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


I do not have this problem

https://twitter.com/laureenbazzi/status/1278397559925624832

It's.....true?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Lol I had no idea this person was referencing a real tweet

https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1278918113980026881

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

When I am elected Consul, I will rename the months so that the eighth month of the year will actually be named October, tying together the 8 part of the tweet.


And on the topic of good tweets:

https://twitter.com/punished_picnic/status/1278888561757085698

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mak0rz posted:

Lol I had no idea this person was referencing a real tweet

https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1278918113980026881

Political prisoners!

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

if you're posting your own tweets in this thread please say so explicitly so I know you're a buster

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





LordSaturn posted:

if you're posting your own tweets in this thread please say so explicitly so I know you're a buster

You can tell because they all have 0 likes, 0 retweets

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1279055637608087552

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/ewong/status/1279078079869091840

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


You know they'll be blaring Pink Houses instead.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Ooh, ooh, do American Woman next!!!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

or american girl by tom petty

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/wartsandbrawls/status/1279048545660780545

https://twitter.com/natalietran/status/1277120197950705664

Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 17:52 on Jul 3, 2020

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I was like who is David Starkey and



Ah.

"Slavery was not genocide, otherwise there wouldn't be so many drat blacks in Africa or in Britain would there?"

I see.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/cee_ryan/status/1278441617242894349?s=21

MockingQuantum
Jan 20, 2012




A five year old, somewhere: "i was presented with the broccoli and literally within seconds, I am struggling to not vomit"

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006


I watched Saving Private Ryan the day it was released in a theater filled with ww2 vets. It was so intense.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



zoux posted:

I was like who is David Starkey and



Ah.

"Slavery was not genocide, otherwise there wouldn't be so many drat blacks in Africa or in Britain would there?"

I see.

The best part is that he just basically blurted it out in what seems to be the biggest softball interview ever:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/replyguys_txt/status/1279119843007107079

Ladies looking to get definition: call me

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


that's why they call me the dicktionary

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Pastry of the Year posted:

that's why they call me the dicktionary

ban this sick filth

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tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman
https://twitter.com/BuckyIsotope/status/684758412953964544

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