- City of Glompton
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it's not anyone's birthday i'm just a monster
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Jul 4, 2020 02:19
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- Adbot
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May 21, 2024 19:03
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- City of Glompton
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if there was cake involved you wouldn't think twice about what i'm doing would you?
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Jul 4, 2020 02:20
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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What kind of ice cream?
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Jul 4, 2020 02:27
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- nut
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I like to precut the scoop into smaller bite-sized pieces while still in the kitchen so I don’t have to take the steak knife with me
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Jul 4, 2020 02:32
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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confused as to why "ice cream shish kebab" isn't the big seller i thought it would be
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Jul 4, 2020 02:41
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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confused as to why "ice cream shish kebab" isn't the big seller i thought it would be
getting a rise out if the audience with this kebab routine is a sher bet
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Jul 4, 2020 03:00
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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plate is easier to lick clean like an animal
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Jul 4, 2020 03:07
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- nut
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me with a hand dug right into the chapmans tub too dirty to type a post
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Jul 4, 2020 03:10
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- FluffieDuckie
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me with a hand dug right into the chapmans tub too dirty to type a post
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jul 4, 2020 05:13
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- old friend
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eating icecream off a paper towel like a slice of cake, no cutlery
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Jul 4, 2020 13:06
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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eating spaghetti ice cream with fork and spoon, like god intended
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Jul 4, 2020 13:30
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- nut
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putting a scoop of rocky road outside on a warm brick waiting for it to melt to hand pick out all the goodies
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Jul 4, 2020 13:33
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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eating ice cream with one chopstick
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Jul 4, 2020 14:40
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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asking for my ice cream to be well done and sending it back when it's clearly just medium
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Jul 4, 2020 15:01
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- City of Glompton
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eating ice cream out of the can over the sink
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Jul 4, 2020 15:45
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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putting ice cream onto my salad and slathering it in italian dressing, yes there are croutons
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Jul 4, 2020 15:48
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Lying under a cow with a mouthful of ice, salt, and sugar. Patience makes the IC even sweeter.
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Jul 4, 2020 18:06
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- FutonForensic
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using chopsticks to pluck out all the gobs of cookie dough and only leave vanilla ice cream, to illustrate a chinese proverb about spite
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Jul 4, 2020 19:36
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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using chopsticks to pluck out all the gobs of cookie dough and only leave vanilla ice cream, to illustrate a chinese proverb about spite
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Jul 4, 2020 21:01
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- vanisher
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Microwaving my rootbeer float
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Jul 5, 2020 03:49
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- vanisher
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Making a float but with pepsi
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Jul 5, 2020 03:50
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- nut
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getting a big tub of chapmans vanilla on the cheap (i know a guy who works at the piggedly wiggedly or w/e) i take it home and i use my Stihl MS 251 WOOD BOSS (i like to call it the cream boss here) to cut the industrial sized tub of iced cream into circular slabs. i quickly and effectively attach each ice cream wheel to an axel on the soapbox derby car my son and i built from a casket we got at a yard sale. we luckily live at the top of the biggest hill in town so my son puts on his helmets and pads and gets in the car and i just push him down the street as he hurtles down the wheels leave melted lines of vanilla behind him i eat the ice cream wheel trails down th ehill and ultimately end up back at my son who, and it's a funny pickle of a scene, is just freakin sitting there in town square on a soapbox derby car with no wheels anyways
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Jul 5, 2020 03:54
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- City of Glompton
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and i thought i was the monster
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Jul 5, 2020 03:58
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May 21, 2024 19:03
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Microwaving my rootbeer float
Making a float but with pepsi
Microwaving a pepsi float is what killed that one guy on the Mythbusters, IIRC
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Jul 5, 2020 04:00
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