Should there even be a poll here??? This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 106 | 15.84% | |
No | 117 | 17.49% | |
Goku | 446 | 66.67% | |
Total: | 669 votes |
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Wendigee posted:never had shy bladder... i suffer from shy penis though Anticheese posted:Michigan J. Hog
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 00:11 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 21:57 |
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i think that is a nice reference to a dickless male frog that we all know but don't know the name of... the real question is why do you know its name buddy?
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 00:13 |
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How do you not know who Michigan J Frog is? I could get Alzheimer's and forget everyone I've ever known and still remember to send him a kiss by wire
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 00:27 |
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Azhais posted:How do you not know who Michigan J Frog is? I could get Alzheimer's and forget everyone I've ever known and still remember to send him a kiss by wire i mean i definitely recognize that song, and the image of the frog, i sure never new his name though? baby my hearts on fire!
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 00:31 |
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Wendigee posted:i think that is a nice reference to a dickless male frog that we all know but don't know the name of... Wendigee posted:the real question is why do you know its name buddy?
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 01:00 |
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PainterofCrap posted:I was shocked to fill a quart Gatorade bottle during a road trip. What is the kids say? Big mood? Right down to it happening in 2012 and everything. The bonus was that the surgery I had made my bladder insensate for about 4 years after, so while I had full continence...I also didn't care whether I had to pee or not. It made road trips and camping a lot simpler.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 01:28 |
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Wendigee posted:never had shy bladder... i suffer from shy penis though https://i.imgur.com/ZdA489k.gifv
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 01:42 |
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:What is the kids say? Big mood? Right down to it happening in 2012 and everything. I think this happens to astronauts in microgravity so they have to pee on a schedule. I may have read that in Mary Roach's "Packing for Mars" but I'm not sure.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 01:46 |
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lol excellent and well done goon
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:03 |
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if you need to piss take a mouthful of water and jackoff, piss will come streaming out to clean that urethra, brah
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:09 |
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Wendigee posted:if you need to piss take a mouthful of water and jackoff, piss will come streaming out to clean that urethra, brah for a long time*, i would avoid drinking fluids if i knew i was going to have to pee soon, cause obviously it would go right through and it would be a waste * say ages 6-11, thats five years
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:15 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:for a long time*, i would avoid drinking fluids if i knew i was going to have to pee soon, cause obviously it would go right through and it would be a waste The real pro move is to chug an entire pitcher of water while pissing, leading to the water going straight through. In boy scout camp we called it The Neverending Pour
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:19 |
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Alternate name: untreated diabetes
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:27 |
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Welp, I knew there was a legitimate use for this and serendipity has blessed me this thread. https://i.imgur.com/4U9kPPM.png e: how loving dare you touch my post mod coward. ban all mods Strumpie fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Jul 4, 2020 |
# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:31 |
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Azhais posted:Alternate name: untreated diabetes i thought that as well but, i've had a physical the last 3 years every year and it turns out i don't have the diabetes but thanks for playing. I'm just a thirsty lad, laying his hydrated load down and spraying it everywhere. get in.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 02:32 |
Strumpie posted:Welp, I knew there was a legitimate use for this and serendipity has blessed me this thread. That's for sounding. Admiral Joeslop fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Jul 4, 2020 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:00 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:That's for sounding. Yeah. Putting that thing in my dick hole is sounding like a bad idea.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:06 |
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I tried it once and didn't like it, but then I tried it again and it was a lot of fun. It was a resounding success!
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:09 |
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The schadenfreude in on everyone who reads my posts
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:09 |
Snowglobe of Doom posted:I tried it once and didn't like it, but then I tried it again and it was a lot of fun. It was a resounding success! Don't lose anything, ultrasounds don't work well on dicks.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:14 |
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https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1279234077233569792
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:23 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUGNkaKrnfI
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 03:28 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I tried it once and didn't like it, but then I tried it again and it was a lot of fun. It was a resounding success! uuurrrrghhhhhh
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 05:34 |
https://twitter.com/Star5eed/status/1278780977792376835?s=20
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 06:49 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:That's for sounding. You may want to edit out the inline NWS, like the OP has done.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 08:33 |
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Strumpie posted:Welp, I knew there was a legitimate use for this and serendipity has blessed me this thread. to be honest thats almost abstract enough that it doesnt have an either/or worksafe limit like i guess its a bunch of stainless steel penis machinery, but it doesnt have a sex vocabulary ... it looks like a cheap toy you find in the gutter
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 09:29 |
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i just got fired from work. my boss thought i was watching the end sequence of 2001 space oddyssey instead of working
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 09:33 |
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Strumpie posted:Welp, I knew there was a legitimate use for this and serendipity has blessed me this thread.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 09:52 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8e5KaNQm9Y
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 10:13 |
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PainterofCrap posted:I was shocked to fill a quart Gatorade bottle during a road trip. I must have had the same nurse. The catheter felt like a few metres of barbed wire coming out of my dick when they pulled it out and she told me to go pee or they'd put it back in. I stood in the bathroom for about half an hour, with a sore stomach from the operation, trying to piss in every position possible. I ended up managing to squeeze one out by running the sink and putting my hand under it. Traumatised me and now the mention of a catheter makes my dick shrivel.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 11:05 |
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drivel posted:dick shrivel Is that where you got your username?
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 11:14 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I tried it once and didn't like it, but then I tried it again and it was a lot of fun. It was a resounding success! Be careful to not cause a bloody mess
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 11:19 |
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Memento posted:Is that where you got your username?
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 11:25 |
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Strumpie posted:Welp, I knew there was a legitimate use for this and serendipity has blessed me this thread. Sound... on?
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 12:39 |
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This rules
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 12:48 |
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A hero tbh.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 12:57 |
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I'll do it, I'll be that guy. This is fake is my think veil of self-esteem.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 13:31 |
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https://i.imgur.com/BZGSx3M.mp4 sound on
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 14:43 |
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PainterofCrap posted:I was shocked to fill a quart Gatorade bottle during a road trip. I failed a resting heartrate (or blood pressure, this was 18 years ago) test when joining the army because they decided to do THAT test after the surprise prostate test. Naturally went off because if course I wouldn't be at a normal state after a finger up my as I truly hope everyone else had that test.
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# ? Jul 4, 2020 14:44 |
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Humphreys posted:I failed a resting heartrate (or blood pressure, this was 18 years ago) test when joining the army because they decided to do THAT test after the surprise prostate test. Naturally went off because if course I wouldn't be at a normal state after a finger up my as I truly hope everyone else had that test. You need to stay calm while things much larger than a finger are shoved up your rear end to fit into the army.
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