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Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Dell_Zincht posted:

So the next local lockdown is going to be Soho then, yeah?

(gently caress it, might as well make it the whole of London)

London has had barely any cases last few weeks, it's actually possible no one there had it.

Not likely, but possible. Who would have thought when you tell people pubs are open, they act like pubs are open?

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Sneak preview of Conservative messaging during the second wave:

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1279184151573397508?s=21

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Jose posted:

Lol really wanting no deal brexit to be as hosed as possible

https://twitter.com/labourwhips/status/1279668442791055360?s=19
Boris "Churchill" Johnson slashing the size of the army. This will go down well with the gammons.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Flayer posted:

Boris "Churchill" Johnson slashing the size of the army. This will go down well with the gammons.

Downside is that Sir Keir will have even more incentive to promise them one war crime per vote.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

i think it's good we're cutting the military budget and i look forward to labour arguing to give them more money.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


gh0stpinballa posted:

i think it's good we're cutting the military budget and i look forward to labour arguing to give them more money.

Very much the same. The military budget is far bigger than it needs to be for an island this pissant. Slashing the military budget only reduces the possibility of future military adventurism abroad. It's going to suck when Sir Keir goes for "we really need to invade Iraq again. And Iran. At the same time."

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Also, in a world where the people making procurement decisions aren't sleeping next to the lint inside BAE executives' pockets, it would encourage smarter procurement.

This being hell-world, though, I've got no idea what Boris and his gang of public-private-funds-reallocation will do

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Nothingtoseehere posted:

London has had barely any cases last few weeks, it's actually possible no one there had it.

Not likely, but possible. Who would have thought when you tell people pubs are open, they act like pubs are open?

Is that with or without the hidden Pillar 2 results?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

haakman posted:

I thought it was really good and wouldn't mind borrowing bits of it for my own cancellation email if you wouldn't mind? Everytime I try and write it, it just comes out as inarticulate screaming.

Absolutely, go for it.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Darth Walrus posted:

Sneak preview of Conservative messaging during the second wave:

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1279184151573397508?s=21

Not sure that's the phrase they wanna go for when the obvious counter is "A lot of people won't live with it, though"

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Flayer posted:

Boris "Churchill" Johnson slashing the size of the army. This will go down well with the gammons.

Boris "Churchill" Johnson could piss directly into a gammon's mouth and if given the option to stop will gurgle "blut corblyb!"

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Nothingtoseehere posted:

London has had barely any cases last few weeks, it's actually possible no one there had it.

Not likely, but possible. Who would have thought when you tell people pubs are open, they act like pubs are open?

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-coronavirus-cases-latest-a4487981.html

Leicester was the only place with more new cases than London last week

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
Going to spend £800m to cut peoples benefits

quote:

The government is pledging to double the number of frontline staff at job centres in the wake of the Covid-19 crisis.

Chancellor Rishi Sunak is expected to pledge £800m to recruit 13,500 extra staff as part of an economic recovery package announced on Wednesday.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Tarnop posted:

Is that with or without the hidden Pillar 2 results?

That's a good point, I forgot the government was hiding most cases behind pillar 2.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Tarnop posted:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-coronavirus-cases-latest-a4487981.html

Leicester was the only place with more new cases than London last week

There's a pretty large population difference between the two tbf...

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

gh0stpinballa posted:

i think it's good we're cutting the military budget and i look forward to labour arguing to give them more money.

i agree i just think its funny with all the talk of using Are Troops to keep the peace and distribute food after no deal they're cutting the troops

https://twitter.com/muntazer_zaidi/status/1279636306931433473?s=20

https://twitter.com/muntazer_zaidi/status/1279516713625759745?s=20

Jose fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Jul 5, 2020

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

While I think that cutting the militaries budget is probably a net good decision, they said they are reducing the number of personal.
And won't that mean "well we have X Thousand fewer soldiers. Now we don't need quite so much body armour, military grade assault rifles and Hum-Vees.
To whom can we sell those to? How about the police force."

And as we all know, giving police Robocop levels of equipment just means you get rid of all crime.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Jose posted:

i agree i just think its funny with all the talk of using Are Troops to keep the peace and distribute food after no deal they're cutting the troops

https://twitter.com/muntazer_zaidi/status/1279636306931433473?s=20

https://twitter.com/muntazer_zaidi/status/1279516713625759745?s=20

this dudes a fuckin king

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
she really is the most unpleasant person in the cabinet

https://twitter.com/snigskitchen/status/1279327633151533058?s=20

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Jose posted:

Lol really wanting no deal brexit to be as hosed as possible

https://twitter.com/labourwhips/status/1279668442791055360?s=19

Cummies wants to do away with all the mouth breathers doing booooooooooooorrrrr-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing things like logistics and replace them with a dozen people like super cyber-hacker new Q off Bond!!!!!!!!! :hehe:

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53296689

Coronavirus: 'Crystal clear' drunk people will not socially distance


Well no loving poo poo, did we need to open the pubs to ascertain the validity of this assessment?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Jose posted:

she really is the most unpleasant person in the cabinet

https://twitter.com/snigskitchen/status/1279327633151533058?s=20

isnt she the oen who said she was happy to change immigration law so that her parents wouldnt have been able to immigrate lol

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Cutting the size of the army and the Royal Marines means they get to save money on forces wages and small boring stuff like logistics, while at the same time keeping open the direct pipeline from taxpayers --> BAE Systems. (Weren't they very recently talking about ordering a bunch more warships because of "the threat from China" or something?)

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

The people in Soho last night won't be just the people living in Soho, so yeah you joke but it'll literally have to be all of London.

We hosed it. Again.

There was talk about specific boroughs being put into lockdown, enough that councils put out statements to say their numbers are low and it's just rumours https://www.mylondon.news/news/health/london-boroughs-respond-local-lockdown-18524303 but how would you even do borough by borough lockdowns in London? You gonna set up 4000 barriers across roads and pathways or just close a few tube stations and hope? It seems impossible.

London has had really low numbers, maybe it'll all be fine, but yeah it would have to be all of London to be anything and then you've got all the peope that commute in each day too.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Look forward to starmer in full lobsterback costume saying that he would make the army 20m strong and allow troops to be quartered in every house.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Sky News has a regional case tracker for the UK (including Pillar 1 and Pillar 2 data) that may prove useful for predicting the next outbreaks.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Payndz posted:

Cutting the size of the army and the Royal Marines means they get to save money on forces wages and small boring stuff like logistics, while at the same time keeping open the direct pipeline from taxpayers --> BAE Systems. (Weren't they very recently talking about ordering a bunch more warships because of "the threat from China" or something?)

There's still two busted carriers with no planes on them. Do we also need a new set of warships with no crews for the Potemkin Fleet?

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

bump_fn posted:

isnt she the oen who said she was happy to change immigration law so that her parents wouldnt have been able to immigrate lol

Yes, and also that it's racist to want her to not be racist because that's forcing her to conform to prejudiced ideas of what an child of immigrants should be. It's madness all the way down.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Sooooo... is there actually a mechanism for finding out how the contract was put out to tender, what the tender application actually said and how it was assessed?

Or is it all super opaque (because it says "hi m8 i can do this" and the assessment said "look who's getting a new yacht then ;)" and the acceptance letter said "hahahahaha")

Further question for me would be is it possible to see what was actually delivered as part of this contract?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Jose posted:

she really is the most unpleasant person in the cabinet

https://twitter.com/snigskitchen/status/1279327633151533058?s=20

Ah yes, the left only hate her because she doesn't act like a model minority.

thrashingteeth
Dec 22, 2019

depressive hedonia
always tired
taco tuesday
I've heard a rumour going about that there might be a clap tonight for the NHS at 5pm :tutbutt:

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

An doctor friend of mine working in London has said they've had a quiet shift, quieter than some weekdays before COVID. There were obviously thousands of people out around the country but if it was just a symbolic need and visit for a lot of people rather than a return to the sess (helped by nightclubs not being open) and this weekend will literally be the low point of community infections then this may not the predicted apocolypse after all. It'll be whether this becomes a normal unsafe habit for a lot of people which will be the problem.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Yeah will be interesting to see if the British public has any interest in going out and getting pissed. Might not catch on

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1279736855660027906?s=20

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Darth Walrus posted:

Sneak preview of Conservative messaging during the second wave:

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1279184151573397508?s=21

Turns out the virus was within us all along.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

This kind of stuff makes me wonder (and we'll never know!) if Corbyn were still LOTO whether Labour support would be going up just the same regardless. So is it a 'Starmer is great' or 'Tories are fuckin useless' support?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

This kind of stuff makes me wonder (and we'll never know!) if Corbyn were still LOTO whether Labour support would be going up just the same regardless. So is it a 'Starmer is great' or 'Tories are fuckin useless' support?

I would be staggered if someone like Clarkson would have voted for Corbyn even if Boris was like, pissing on Churchill's grave.

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


It's the latter but they can say the former is to not lose face with anti Corb comments.

The army cuts means more rank and file pushed out onto the streets which is tragic and it will hamper our peacekeeping commitments most likely. Hard to tell though what is exactly will affect other than pushing soldiers from disadvantaged backgrounds from poverty, into poverty and homelessness. Sad.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Failed Imagineer posted:

Yeah will be interesting to see if the British public has any interest in going out and getting pissed. Might not catch on

As much as we dunk on the public for being lovely about a lot of things we've had 3 months of pretty effective propaganda about how deadly just going to hang out with people can be. There will always be a core of people not giving a poo poo and tragically a lot of them are in government right now but it's quite possible that enough people are actually acting well enough to limit the overall impact. If so, a lot of places are going to go out of business but that was also completely predictable.

namesake fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jul 5, 2020

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thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Flipswitch posted:

It's the latter but they can say the former is to not lose face with anti Corb comments.

The army cuts means more rank and file pushed out onto the streets which is tragic and it will hamper our peacekeeping commitments most likely. Hard to tell though what is exactly will affect other than pushing soldiers from disadvantaged backgrounds from poverty, into poverty and homelessness. Sad.

I have no problem with cutting the military budgets and shrinking the size of the standing army, but without replacing those jobs with either UBI or some other jobs, all it's goign to do is harm poor communities even further.

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