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Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

RandomFerret posted:

Canadian milk scientists have pushed it past 3%, but you have to be very careful.

Do you get this from the bull, not the cow?

# ? Jul 4, 2020 22:57

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Girls can be homos

# ? Jul 4, 2020 22:58

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; by VideoGames; Hell Gem

Data Graham posted:

Girls can be homos

As a treat

# ? Jul 4, 2020 23:01

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Bum the Sad posted:

As a teat

# ? Jul 4, 2020 23:07

MunchE: Sep 7, 2000

Azhais posted:

The vast majority of fortnite players fall into the 18-30 demographic, which means you looked at a sex joke and immediately thought about loving 8 year olds.

You do you Jesus

idk my kid is 12 and he thinks Fortnite is a stupid game for babies but honestly knowing gamers on the internet, that tracks with the maturity level of the average 18-30 Gamer

# ? Jul 4, 2020 23:55

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

Shut up about Fortnight and kids or whatever.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 00:06

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

# ? Jul 5, 2020 00:50

married but discreet: May 7, 2005; Taco Defender

Lady do I look like I have a plan?

# ? Jul 5, 2020 00:58

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

marshmallow creep posted:

# ? Jul 5, 2020 00:59

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

marshmallow creep posted:

Boy howdy

# ? Jul 5, 2020 01:01

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

RandomFerret posted:

Canadian milk scientists have pushed it past 3%, but you have to be very careful.

It's not in a bag, clearly that's not Canadian milk.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 01:05

Shit Fuckasaurus: Oct 14, 2005; i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys; Lipstick Apathy

Knormal posted:

It's not in a bag, clearly that's not Canadian milk.

The bag isn't strong enough to contain 3.25% Homo Milk. No bag is.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 01:11

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Knormal posted:

It's not in a bag, clearly that's not Canadian milk.

I thought it came in 2L hockey nets

# ? Jul 5, 2020 01:15

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Jul 5, 2020 01:16

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kheldarn posted:

That's a much more wholesome story than the original photo set.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 01:18

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

mllaneza posted:

The drat show still isn't legally available in the US. I'm on season 10, and I think mom lapped me on her rewatch earlier this year. between the extended format and the friendlier judges it's the vastly superior cooking show.

"friendlier" judges? Wow, the ones in America must be absolute shitheads then. George Colambaris, for example, is a convicted wage thief and has been found guilty of assault when someone called him out on that. Just an all-round toilet human being.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 01:42

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Sleeveless posted:

Imagine caring about the size of music files.

This meme brought to you by <current year> gang

# ? Jul 5, 2020 02:12

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

Antigravitas posted:

It's because of this template:

(Finally, South-Rhine Eastphalia)

Unrelated:

Ostwestfalen being a thing makes me sensibly chuckle.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 03:55

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

Antigravitas posted:

[top-left image]
Wololo!
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# ? Jul 5, 2020 04:04

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

Knormal posted:

It's not in a bag, clearly that's not Canadian milk.

only Bad Canada uses bagged milk. the rest of the country is honourable and good and uses milk in a carton.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 04:08

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

My mom buys bagged wine. No, not in a box, just the bag. It's hosed up.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 05:05

S.J.: May 19, 2008; Just who the hell do you think we are?

Lodin posted:

My mom buys bagged wine. No, not in a box, just the bag. It's hosed up.

gently caress yeah your mom is cool

# ? Jul 5, 2020 05:06

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Somebody shop in a �my plans / 2020�...

https://i.imgur.com/cAydrxN.gifv

# ? Jul 5, 2020 05:07

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Lodin posted:

My mom buys bagged wine. No, not in a box, just the bag. It's hosed up.

I want to say in No Reservations, Anthony Bourdain was showing people buying... maybe baiju by walking up to a street vendor with a plastic grocery bag and having him fill it up. Going home with a Big Lots bag full of loose tipple seems like the most appropriate way to end a bad day.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 05:15

Don Gato: Apr 28, 2013; Actually a bipedal cat.; Grimey Drawer

mysterious frankie posted:

I want to say in No Reservations, Anthony Bourdain was showing people buying... maybe baiju by walking up to a street vendor with a plastic grocery bag and having him fill it up. Going home with a Big Lots bag full of loose tipple seems like the most appropriate way to end a bad day.

I can guarantee that they didn't even make it home.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 05:20

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Lodin posted:

My mom buys bagged wine. No, not in a box, just the bag. It's hosed up.

Well, she is a goon mum.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 05:28

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/kaeryi_/status/997134380907843587

# ? Jul 5, 2020 05:29

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

HisMajestyBOB posted:

these memes drive me nuts because the comedic timing is obviously better like this

# ? Jul 5, 2020 05:44

WaltherFeng: May 15, 2013; 50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

Sagebrush posted:

these memes drive me nuts because the comedic timing is obviously better like this

More please

# ? Jul 5, 2020 06:42

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

mysterious frankie posted:

I want to say in No Reservations, Anthony Bourdain was showing people buying... maybe baiju by walking up to a street vendor with a plastic grocery bag and having him fill it up. Going home with a Big Lots bag full of loose tipple seems like the most appropriate way to end a bad day.

Loose Tipple is my burlesque name

# ? Jul 5, 2020 07:40

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Memento posted:

"friendlier" judges? Wow, the ones in America must be absolute shitheads then. George Colambaris, for example, is a convicted wage thief and has been found guilty of assault when someone called him out on that. Just an all-round toilet human being.

On-camera. George is indeed a wage-stealing scumbag.But at least he's better to watch than say Joe on American Masterchef. Who is also a convicted wage thief.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 07:50

Don Gato: Apr 28, 2013; Actually a bipedal cat.; Grimey Drawer

As someone who grew up with way too many chefs and people adjacent to that world, almost all high end chefs and restauranteurs are assholes except for Charlie Trotter, and he's dead.

I'll save a special place for Bobby Flay, because he was such a condescending rear end in a top hat to my mom she had to be physically restrained by her co-workers to prevent her from throwing a chafing tray at him. IMO they should have just let her throw it.

# ? Jul 5, 2020 08:00