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i'm in
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# ? Jul 5, 2020 23:57 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:i'm in united kingdom BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jul 6, 2020 |
# ? Jul 5, 2020 23:58 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:The plague of anime is very real friend, and we will make moves to contain and eradicate it Your diplomatic prowess impresses us, Brazil is your friend. Note: we'll also be friends with the US because Trump.
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# ? Jul 5, 2020 23:58 |
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I demand to be taken seriously.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:03 |
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Captain Splendid posted:I demand to be taken seriously. thailand
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:07 |
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*puts down baguette, takes drag on cigarette, adjusts beret, looks at OP expectantly* oh gently caress you assigned france and didn't update it fuckkkk
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:25 |
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Raku posted:*puts down baguette, takes drag on cigarette, adjusts beret, looks at OP expectantly* Venezuela
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:26 |
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I want to become a UN member nation
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:36 |
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buglord posted:I want to become a UN member nation Kenya-
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:38 |
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are there any left for me
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:44 |
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We would like to support our friend Pakistan's wise decision and back their cause.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:45 |
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Give me the best country
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:46 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:are there any left for me gently caress it, United States The Management posted:Give me the best country Palau Please watch out for Japan.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:47 |
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quote:CURRENTLY VOTING ON 2) Oppose 3)Co-Sponsor 4)Oppose 5)Co-sponsor I want to be able to declare war on the UK. We have suffered a lot because of their colonization. Furthermore I demand my nation be recognized as mandatory homosexual nation. We did some house cleaning and got rid of the homophobic politicians.They should be at your shores soon, Palau.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:49 |
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Brazil wishes to make it clear that: 1) Co-sponsor 2) Officially no 3) Officially no 4) Opposed 5) Co-sponsor
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:51 |
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CURRENTLY VOTING ON 1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil Belgium, Kenya abstains Turkey and Saudi Arabia opposed 2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again Raised by Japan, no co-sponsors, Kenya opposes Brazil opposes while winking 3. Japan would like to bully Palau Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors also boatlifts homophobic politicians to Palau Brazil opposes while winking 4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country Raised by Saudi Arabia, no co-sponsors Kenya, Brazil opposes 5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya, Brazil
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:54 |
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please give me a good country to run in to the ground
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:54 |
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Point of odor: this thread stinks
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:54 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:are there any left for me Congratulations on being a world power. We humbly we be allies during the invasion of the UK. You might have to provide naval and air support. In exchange, we will send two (2) cargo ships full of authentic giraffes.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:54 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:
Russia states for the record that we: 1. Support 2. Support 3. Support 4. Oppose 5. Oppose the motions.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:55 |
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Russia would you like some giraffes or elephants? All we ask is for your cooperation for future endeavors.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:56 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:
US votes aye on resolution 1 aye on resolution 2 abstains on 3 aye on 4 US calls for further debate on resolution 5 US also submits measure requiring everyone on the voting floor to blaze it the gently caress up
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:56 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENTLY VOTING ON 1) Our Bill 2) Officially no 2) Officially no 4) Opposed 5) Abstain
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:57 |
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TheAardvark posted:please give me a good country to run in to the ground Iran
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:57 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:
Any seconds?
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:58 |
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buglord posted:Congratulations on being a world power. We humbly we be allies during the invasion of the UK. You might have to provide naval and air support. In exchange, we will send two (2) cargo ships full of authentic giraffes. the US delegation will take this into considergburg
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:58 |
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Brazil accidentally sends a missile on the Ukrainian president's residence, apologizing profusely for a terrible mishap while assuring the international community that a thorough investigation will be conducted and ultimately lead nowhere. We are also seconding the motion to be blazed.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:59 |
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I would like a low maintenance country that can really go either way on any given issue
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:59 |
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buglord posted:Russia would you like some giraffes or elephants? All we ask is for your cooperation for future endeavors. We decline the offer of giraffes or elephants as we believe they will be much happier roaming the wilds of Kenya than cooped up in a Russian zoo. We would like to make it clear that this does NOT mean we are not amenable to supporting any moves you care to make provided they will not undermine Russia or the general stability of the world.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:00 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:No. On an unrelated note, the Japan wishes to give Brazil a bunch of free electronics
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:03 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:Brazil accidentally sends a missile on the Ukrainian president's residence, apologizing profusely for a terrible mishap while assuring the international community that a thorough investigation will be conducted and ultimately lead nowhere. Motion to blaze it is offically added to the agenda and will now be resolution 6 DeadFatDuckFat posted:I would like a low maintenance country that can really go either way on any given issue Chile
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:03 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENTLY VOTING ON Italy: 1. Abstain, we need no beef with the US. 2. Agree, for old times sake, also we support countries that care about food 3. Agree, we stand with Japan in axis, if you will 4. Abstain, we’re the idiot baby of europe, we know this pain and wish none of it on others 5. Oppose, India has better food than Pakistan and thus our values are closer
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:03 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENTLY VOTING ON 1. Support 4. Oppose 5. Support
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:04 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Senegal People of the World, In this time of pandemic in the international community it is truly my pleasure to announce that we will soon begin work on Akon City. In collaboration with American firms and Akon, Senegal will birth a new city that embraces the future into it's DNA. The first city entwinned with a cryptocurrency that will grow as the city grows. If this experiment prospers, it will be the first child of a new generation that will lead the way in African economics, technology, and entertainment. We pray for the world, and we hope that the world can oray for us on this day.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:05 |
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Chile supports all 5 without doing any research, change is nice
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:08 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENTLY VOTING ON Belgium's position is: 1. Still abstains, but willing to support sanctions if amended to allow Mr. Kyanka an allowance for overpriced cookies that only some schmuck would buy in the first place, which can be conveniently earmarked as 'humanitarian aid' to make things look all proper like. 2. Opposes 3. Opposes 5. Heh heh. Supports buglord posted:
As the nerve center of the EU, Belgium encourages other European nations to consider supporting this declaration of war as a show of disdain to the UK, but does not have an official position at this time.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:09 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENTLY VOTING ON 1) opposed 2) co sponsor 3) co sponsor 4) co sponsor 5) abstain Iran also announces that it is returning to the name Persia and that our delegate to the UN is given princedom. Thank you.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:10 |
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The Republic of Palau will open the gates of hell on japan if it does not stop being an international bitch
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:10 |
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Russia proposes a resolution that all anime featuring a main character that appears to be under the age of 18, either in stated/approximate years or in appearance, be declared illegal in all member states.
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 01:12 |
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Italy: 6. Aye https://youtu.be/GOpST3_TNp4
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