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Literal Nazi Furry posted:from.the inside? the gently caress do you.mean by that just take your balls and pinch them and push them outward which stretches the skin around them its messed up that girls have to shave our entire bodies all the time and dudes barely know how to shave their balls once
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Lazy_Liberal posted:i had to shave my balls smooth as eggs once for a vasectomy and the process sucked but the results were I want to do this but I'm terrified of an article I read once that said 15% of people who get the operation suffer chronic pain afterwards that no one knows why or what to do about it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUVDmVM9RtA hey lowtax they wrote a song about you
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Jul 6, 2020 06:29
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Stalin-Chan posted:just take your balls and pinch them and push them outward which stretches the skin around them
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Jul 6, 2020 06:31
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TIL this is what a baby stingray looks like  
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUVDmVM9RtA hey lowtax they wrote a song about you Disappointed this wasn’t Lemondemon retracting their previous song.
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me: lowtax please just pay my invoice lowtax: exterminating son me, crying: please don't sing dragula my baby needs cheesecake lowtax's mom, on speakerphone: conquering the worm
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Jul 6, 2020 06:34
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zer0spunk posted:TIL this is what a baby stingray looks like Is this what a shaved ballsack looks like?
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Jul 6, 2020 06:35
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Stalin-Chan posted:just take your balls and pinch them and push them outward which stretches the skin around them not only that but we shave around/on our labias which are literally just deflated empty ballsacs any 'i would shave my nards except can't figure out how' objections are just bs. if you were gonna, you'd have done it. it's not loving rocket science, you're just lazy. edit: i should clarify i'm lazy too, i just don't make excuses about it
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Jul 6, 2020 06:41
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I tried and nicked my balls a bunch of times so I sort of retreated from it after that. Excuuuuuse me, princess, I’m not an expert privates-shaver.
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Jul 6, 2020 06:45
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the hell were you doing? using a straight razor for the first time?
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Jul 6, 2020 06:46
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who uses a razor? Magic Shave is perfect for pubes
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Jul 6, 2020 06:47
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broke: straight razor woke: magic shave bespoke: Pedi Egg
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:the hell were you doing? using a straight razor for the first time? It was the purple clippers my wife uses.
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Jul 6, 2020 06:48
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Pick posted:who uses a razor? god i hate this dumb superiority poo poo
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Jul 6, 2020 06:50
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and yeah I know it says "formulated for black men" but you can also use it on white labias. it's not like laser hair removal, the skin color doesn't matter.
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Jul 6, 2020 06:50
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Once this is all behind us, there should be a gang tag for everyone who told Lowtax to gently caress off in the frontpage thread. It's literally my only meaningful contribution to the forums in 15 years, sorry!drunken officeparty posted:There is literally one place in my entire house I don’t want my cat to go and it’s on my nightstand and yet he is loving obsessed with it and I cannot get him to stop trying ~20 pages back now, but try taping aluminum foil to the top of the nightstand? Most cats can't stand touching the stuff with the pads of their feet.
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Applewhite posted:It was the purple clippers my wife uses. i cant say ive ever used clippers for that but guessing by the results, clippers seem horrible for this
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Jul 6, 2020 06:51
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Applewhite posted:It was the purple clippers my wife uses. just use a razor
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Jul 6, 2020 06:54
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i use a belt sander for a smooth finish
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Jul 6, 2020 06:55
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man, if only dudes knew what epilators were if they think shaving their balls is bad try ripping all the hair out of your body violently with electric tweezers
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Jul 6, 2020 06:56
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Stalin-Chan posted:man, if only dudes knew what epilators were if they think shaving their balls is bad try ripping all the hair out of your body violently with electric tweezers i want that
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Jul 6, 2020 06:56
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I can't grow hair at all so I've never had to shave. I don't even know how. 
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Jul 6, 2020 07:00
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Hold the gently caress on, gripping ball skin and strapping it to a tanning rack is one thing, using one of the boys themselves to stretch the skin around the orb and shaving that??? This is what you suggest? I will never do this, sticking to keeping the sack trim and scruffy like my face & head. Until winter comes ofc. That's majestic beard time on both fronts.
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Jul 6, 2020 07:00
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:i want that We're not here to cater to your fetishes, worm
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Hold the gently caress on, gripping ball skin and strapping it to a tanning rack is one thing, using one of the boys themselves to stretch the skin around the orb and shaving that??? This is what you suggest? if you take a bunch of testosterone blockers your balls will shrink to be really tiny and its not a big deal to just put them back inside the box they came in so to speak when you shave
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Jul 6, 2020 07:02
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shaving my johnson by cockboxing a running ceiling fan, clinging to the sprinkler system like some kind of Turgid Spiderman
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:shaving my johnson by cockboxing a running ceiling fan, clinging to the sprinkler system like some kind of Turgid Spiderman i vote 5 on this post
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Jul 6, 2020 07:03
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my spouse is really good at lying to our homeowner insurance agent
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Stalin-Chan posted:if you take a bunch of testosterone blockers your balls will shrink to be really tiny and its not a big deal to just put them back inside the box they came in so to speak when you shave new meaning to "shaving your muff"
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DGK2000 posted:We're not here to cater to your fetishes, worm Literal Nazi Furry fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:my spouse is really good at lying to our homeowner insurance agent Is this code?
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Stalin-Chan posted:if you take a bunch of testosterone blockers your balls will shrink to be really tiny and its not a big deal to just put them back inside the box they came in so to speak when you shave Also do a lot of steroids ur balls also shrink but you 'll get jacked too.
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at first its scary but w/ practice you will begin to learn how to shave parts of your body you can't see by just feeling, but also yea an epilator would help if you can get one just be warned it's literally an electric tweezer and does hurt a lot at first
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Romes128 posted:Also do a lot of steroids ur balls also shrink but you 'll get jacked too. this is an optional step if you also wanna get jacked
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:shaving my johnson by cockboxing a running ceiling fan, clinging to the sprinkler system like some kind of Turgid Spiderman
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Stalin-Chan posted:if you take a bunch of testosterone blockers your balls will shrink to be really tiny and its not a big deal to just put them back inside the box they came in so to speak when you shave Yeah that happened to me once and it was not fun. I can jostle them outta the way instead. Also it's pretty possible to shove the dong back if you're limber. Some tropical climate tribes people do this cause then you could just stick to one leaf to cover the tip and a cord for all your clothes and not die from sweat. Probably helps with embarrassing hard ons in a social environment where everyone is as close to naked as possible & everyone is fit as all hell from hunter gathering for a decent portion of their calories
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i'm LivingWithStyle founder and owner, TheGunOwner, my ridiculously elaborate revenge scheme has finally succeeded. lowtax, you shouldn't have mocked my fun space for people who didn't have $10 but would like a small knife mailed to them
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mine basically dont exist anymore
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