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Oh no, the Great Goon Schism 2020 is gonna be about oatmeal.
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Americans don't put salt in their oatmeal, because the only oatmeal we eat is the Quaker Oats variety packs that have a metric ton of sugar and dried fruit in them.
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Jul 6, 2020 15:49
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So do you lot salt the jam that goes with your oatmeal instead?
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Jul 6, 2020 15:51
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rydiafan posted:Americans don't put salt in their oatmeal, because the only oatmeal we eat is the Quaker Oats variety packs that have a metric ton of sugar and dried fruit in them.  I should have known it's something insane like that.
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Jul 6, 2020 15:52
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Jul 6, 2020 15:52
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American oatmeal has other poo poo than oats in it? I'm not surprised but lol. (I add a cubed apple, a dash of cinnamon, and a big spoonful of 100% crunchy peanut butter to mine.)
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Jul 6, 2020 15:53
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I normally add water.
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Jul 6, 2020 15:58
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salty porridge is good thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Jul 6, 2020 16:03
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My, and the only sensible, take on this issue:
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Jul 6, 2020 16:07
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RandomFerret posted:My, and the only sensible, take on this issue: This person is the only correct person in forever
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Jul 6, 2020 16:15
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oatmeal with chicken salt
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Jul 6, 2020 16:22
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Any sort of porridge is poo poo food for peasants. Enjoy your fuckin shitgruel while I slaughter 10 calves every day and eat only the best cuts of meat and feed the rest to my pet falcons. I then select the best vegetables from a 200-acre farm and burn the rest, washing the selected vegetables with water freshly harvested from a glacier and distilled, then irradiated. My poo poo comes out translucent and fluoresces for four days before it instantly degrades into high-explosive powder. I don’t eat fuckin rocks. I am 197 years old and haven’t greyed a bit yet
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Jul 6, 2020 16:31
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freeedr posted:Any sort of porridge is poo poo food for peasants. Enjoy your fuckin shitgruel while I slaughter 10 calves every day and eat only the best cuts of meat and feed the rest to my pet falcons. I then select the best vegetables from a 200-acre farm and burn the rest, washing the selected vegetables with water freshly harvested from a glacier and distilled, then irradiated. My poo poo comes out translucent and fluoresces for four days before it instantly degrades into high-explosive powder. I don’t eat fuckin rocks. I am 197 years old and haven’t greyed a bit yet So how's that benzo withdrawal -induced brain injury doing, Jordan?
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Jul 6, 2020 16:34
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barbecue at the folks posted:American oatmeal has other poo poo than oats in it? I'm not surprised but lol. (I add a cubed apple, a dash of cinnamon, and a big spoonful of 100% crunchy peanut butter to mine.) American oatmeal is a whole section in the store ranging from PLAIN STEEL CUT OATS to flavored instant packets. There is a lot of variety and you can have what you want. In conclusion, american oatmeal is a land of contrasts.  also post a dang meme once in a while ffs
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Jul 6, 2020 16:38
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The Bloop posted:American oatmeal is a whole section in the store ranging from PLAIN STEEL CUT OATS to flavored instant packets. There is a lot of variety and you can have what you want. Oh I love these, never let them dissolve though, gotta crunch through that egg.
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Jul 6, 2020 16:38
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Jul 6, 2020 16:41
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What nation is this funny pizza correctly making fun of large, overeating Americans from
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Jul 6, 2020 16:43
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Texas: famous for pizza
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Jul 6, 2020 16:44
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Dr. Oetker is German, though I've never seen that pizza and they don't use English on their packaging. It may very well be that they are selling that in the US market, basically making fun of yanks to their faces. e: They also have this: https://www.oetker.de/unsere-produkte/ristorante/pasta Antigravitas has a new favorite as of 16:53 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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Jul 6, 2020 16:49
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The Bloop posted:Texas: famous for pizza I just saw those at the store the other day and i think it's pizza on Texas toast. Which sounds absolutely terrible
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Antigravitas posted:Dr. Oetker is German, though I've never seen that pizza and they don't use English on their packaging. It may very well be that they are selling that in the US market, basically making fun of yanks to their faces. They sell that pizza brand here, but never seen the american one...also Dr Oetker was definitely a nazi collaborator.
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Jul 6, 2020 16:50
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RIP Enrico Palazzo
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Antigravitas posted:Dr. Oetker is German, though I've never seen that pizza and they don't use English on their packaging. It may very well be that they are selling that in the US market, basically making fun of yanks to their faces. this pic is from Amsterdam, but I'm sure it'd sell well in the US
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Jul 6, 2020 16:54
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LifeSunDeath posted:They sell that pizza brand here, but never seen the american one...also Dr Oetker was definitely a nazi collaborator. Oooohhh, and how. I found this in the WWII section of the company's Wikipedia page. quote:During the 1930s and 1940s, Rudolf-August Oetker was an active member of the Waffen SS of the Third Reich. Mr Oetker provided pudding mixes and munitions to German troops. It is also reported that the business used slave labour in some of its facilities. A bronze bust of Richard Kaselowsky, a prominent German entrepreneur and member of the Nazi party, currently still sits within the company headquarters in Bielefeld
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Jul 6, 2020 16:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl4Q08kDScE 
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Jul 6, 2020 17:00
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Oh god, no comments on this video yet...I really want to say something.
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Jul 6, 2020 17:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl4Q08kDScE The Real Big Taste America, the land of barbecue, pulled pork and pizza, is grand in every way. With Dr. Big Americans Oetker you just get that unique real American taste at home. Quick to prepare in your own oven and therefore exactly what you want during a relaxed football or movie night. Alone or with friends. The pizzas have an extra thick bottom and are generously topped, so intense taste and creaminess are guaranteed up to the last bite! The bottom is airy on the inside, but remains crispy on the outside while baking in the oven. The result? The Real Big Taste!
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Jul 6, 2020 17:05
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The Bloop posted:also post a dang meme once in a while ffs  Bum Bear's Fart porridge  >bum koiro  oh not in the mood for porridge, eh? it has poo poo in it  [presented without comment]  I WOULDN'T PLAY AROUND WITH THIS  HA HA HA, VOI BUM e: They redesigned the packaging and now it's poo poo 
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Jul 6, 2020 17:07
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America, the land of...[checks notes]...pizza?
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Jul 6, 2020 17:09
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Finland cannot be outmemed at least in the subcategory of bear memes
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Jul 6, 2020 17:10
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I can’t find the older Big Americans pizza commercial where someone uses the spurs on his boot to slice the pie. Dr. Oetker has multiple pizza brands. Ristorante is basically the opposite of Big Americans, a thin crust and fancy looking. The kind of frozen pizza you’d get for a dinner date. At least that is what their commercials try to convince you they are for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNNzgKIK3Bs
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Jul 6, 2020 17:14
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nexus6 posted:America, the land of...[checks notes]...pizza? Pizza is definitely American at this point. In Italy they don't even put dipping sauce!
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Jul 6, 2020 17:15
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I've even seen NYC pizza snobs claim that NYC pizza better than Neopolitan pizza bc they don't like the strawberry section (no) but the Texas is clearly marketing on vague notions of America in Europe
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Jul 6, 2020 17:21
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the weirdest thing about american pizza is that they put ham on their pineapple pizza, why would you put ham on a pizza? that's some weirdo stuff
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Jul 6, 2020 17:24
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its texas toast pizza like seriously, its pizza toppings on texas toast
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Jul 6, 2020 17:25
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Jul 6, 2020 17:28
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
that's a sick burn, but also, they do eat reindeer.
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Jul 6, 2020 17:29
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Empty Sandwich posted:I've even seen NYC pizza snobs claim that NYC pizza better than Neopolitan pizza bc they don't like the strawberry section (no) I think the biggest appeal of NY pizza is that it's somehow the only food around not being inflated to NY prices. You can find 1 buck pizza slices next to 40$/hr parking lots in downtown Manhattan.
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Jul 6, 2020 17:35
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I never got what the big deal about eating reindeer was, they're just caribou that can fly. Calm down everyone jeez
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rodbeard posted:I think the biggest appeal of NY pizza is that it's somehow the only food around not being inflated to NY prices. You can find 1 buck pizza slices next to 40$/hr parking lots in downtown Manhattan. If you can call that parking 
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