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blatman posted:the weirdest thing about american pizza is that they put ham on their pineapple pizza, why would you put ham on a pizza? that's some weirdo stuff The pro strat is definitely pineapple and bacon ham on pizza is usually just wet and disappointing (much like my alone time LMAO)
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In Norway they have this: Which is just ham and cheese, which I wouldn’t consider very American. It’s way better than the shitshow of Grandiosa that Norwegians will defend to the hilt but is just cardboard that someone rubbed a tomato on. Anyway this is what I look forward to once travel is a thing again: 
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LifeSunDeath posted:that's a sick burn, but also, they do eat reindeer. Reindeer is loving delicious. R.I.P. Joika since the name and mascot are pretty racist.  Also: 
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Ham/salami/pepperoni/bacon (any combination including all four) plus pineapple is good. Pro-tier is reached when you include jalapeños.
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Jul 6, 2020 18:10
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
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Jul 6, 2020 18:19
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Wait. WAIT. Hold the gently caress on. I've always said it "after a while, crocodile." Have I been lied to my entire life? 
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Moon Slayer posted:Wait. WAIT. Hold the gently caress on. I've always said it "after a while, crocodile." Have I been lied to my entire life? nah. that's the way I always said it, too
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Moon Slayer posted:Wait. WAIT. Hold the gently caress on. I've always said it "after a while, crocodile." Have I been lied to my entire life? It’s a regional dialect.
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Jul 6, 2020 18:49
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"in a while" is superior because it matches the cadence of "see you later"
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you say "after while" don't say the "A" come on people
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Jul 6, 2020 18:58
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RIP Willie Nelson 1948-2020
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tangy yet delightful posted:you say "after while" don't say the "A" come on people
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dialhforhero posted:Ham/salami/pepperoni/bacon (any combination including all four) plus pineapple is good. Pro-tier is reached when you include jalapeños. Correct ! A strongly sweet element like pineapple needs salt and spice to balance it out. 
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:"in a while" is superior because it matches the cadence of "see you later" I fervently disagree. "in a while" is naturally an anapest, but it's forced to be a cretic to fit the rhythm. "after a while" is a trochee and an iamb, so it scans better.
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tangy yet delightful posted:you say "after while" don't say the "A" come on people I, too, can language.
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Empty Sandwich posted:I fervently disagree. "in a while" is naturally an anapest, but it's forced to be a cretic to fit the rhythm. "after a while" is a trochee and an iamb, so it scans better. It's like if Shakespeare had terrible opinions
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Warbird posted:RIP Willie Nelson His fiddle couldn't save him this time
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Trocheez nuts
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Empty Sandwich posted:I fervently disagree. "in a while" is naturally an anapest, but it's forced to be a cretic to fit the rhythm. "after a while" is a trochee and an iamb, so it scans better. Strong opinions on iambic pentameter in the meme thread. 
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ikanreed posted:It's like if Shakespeare had terrible opinions people keep giving me too much credit around here
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I eat pizza with pineapple and soy bacon and jalapeño and garlic aioli with a side of chili with garbanzo beans whilst sipping on a homebrewed chipotle chocolate rice IPA while I watch planes take off from treadmills while watching the Star Wars prequels in full screen and reading Harry Potter audiobooks on vinyl and telling my waitress I’m a feminist so for all intensive purposes I don’t need to leave a tip
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The Maestro posted:I eat pizza with pineapple and soy bacon and jalapeño and garlic aioli with a side of chili with garbanzo beans whilst sipping on a homebrewed chipotle chocolate rice IPA while I watch planes take off from treadmills while watching the Star Wars prequels in full screen and reading Harry Potter audiobooks on vinyl and telling my waitress I’m a feminist so for all intensive purposes I don’t need to leave a tip At least you aren't circumcised.
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The Maestro posted:I eat pizza with pineapple and soy bacon and jalapeño and garlic aioli with a side of chili with garbanzo beans whilst sipping on a homebrewed chipotle chocolate rice IPA while I watch planes take off from treadmills while watching the Star Wars prequels in full screen and reading Harry Potter audiobooks on vinyl and telling my waitress I’m a feminist so for all intensive purposes I don’t need to leave a tip yea but do you wipe your rear end or is that to gay? also how do feel about steak well done vs non well done and how do you put your tp on the rack? walla that how you start a derail.
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Jul 6, 2020 19:38
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3D Megadoodoo posted:So how's that benzo withdrawal -induced brain injury doing, Jordan? I think JP is even more insane because he doesn't even eat any vegetables lol
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Jordan Peterson literally has scurvy and that’s what they misdiagnosed as drug abuse lmao because of all his teeth rotting out and “injection wounds” that are actually just his skin breaking down due to lack of nutrients.
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Leon Sumbitches posted:The pizzas have an extra thick bottom and are generously topped, so intense taste and creaminess are guaranteed up to the last bite! Is this some new genre of erotica I'm not familiar with?
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Drone_Fragger posted:Jordan Peterson literally has scurvy and that’s what they misdiagnosed as drug abuse lmao because of all his teeth rotting out and “injection wounds” that are actually just his skin breaking down due to lack of nutrients. When you hear hoofbeats you think horses, not disorders that mainly affected transatlantic sailors in the 16th century
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gonna save this for the next time goons try to riff on a song or poem
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Carbon dioxide posted:"Everybody in prison is a cancer" doesn't imply "every cancer is in prison" unless ~ 1/12th of the population is in prison. yeah it's only 1/32, depending on how you define prison
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Because you guys seem so interested in Big Americans I looked up all of them for you. Pictures of all of the Big Americans:            There were others named after places, it seems this one isn't sold anymore:  There's also this brand:          Yes, the Boston one is spinach, cheese and onion.
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Warbird posted:RIP Willie Nelson https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/1280199719025668102?s=20
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Americans will put some weird poo poo on pizza but I’m 99.99% sure tuna and corn aren’t common, and no one outside of a city knows what kebab is.
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dialhforhero posted:It’s a regional dialect. uh-huh what region?
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things some Americans actually put on pizza: hamburger, cheddar, then when it comes out of the oven, crumbled Doritis, iceberg lettuce taco pizza e: viz 
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Goddamn it "pentameter" means five feet, "iambic pentameter," means five iambs, you don't need "correct pentameter" you just have some form of meter because literally all sentences have meter because it's a measurement No part of that poem would ever have had "correct pentameter" so the joke doesn't work
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