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 I had this in germany once and think it's the best foreign attempt at american pizza. Who among us hasn't thought, while eating a pizza crust, "you know what would make this better? a hot dog in side of it".
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I guess Benghazi's finally goin' away...
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lol at any of those other than "extra cheese" and "pepperoni" being standard american toppings. You can't even get many of those at any normal pizza place even if you somehow wanted to. That's some ninja turtles poo poo
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yeah I eat rear end posted:
Do the two sausage ends exist somewhere in that crust or did they use dark magic to somehow create a perfectly toroidal hot dog?
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I believe the steady state hot dog hypothesis has been debunked for some time and the science now favors the idea that the hot dog has a beginning and an end.
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Jul 6, 2020 22:38
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RandomFerret posted:Pizza is definitely American at this point. In Italy they don't even put dipping sauce! Next bullshit you'll tell me that they don't roll cheese into the crust in Old Napoli
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Jul 6, 2020 22:40
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Somfin posted:Goddamn it "pentameter" means five feet, "iambic pentameter," means five iambs, you don't need "correct pentameter" you just have some form of meter because literally all sentences have meter because it's a measurement u mad? 
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DontMockMySmock posted:Do the two sausage ends exist somewhere in that crust or did they use dark magic to somehow create a perfectly toroidal hot dog? Do you doubt superior German meatgineering?
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Antigravitas posted:Do you doubt superior German meatgineering? The proper term is Fleischkunst.
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German continuous sausage is actually made of thousands of tiny links and each one has individual oil reservoirs in the linkages that have to be refilled manually.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:
I'm shocked that I have not seen a variant of this at Aldi as well as purchased one.
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Mierenneuker posted:I can’t find the older Big Americans pizza commercial where someone uses the spurs on his boot to slice the pie. Yeah, I was about to say... Ristorante pizzas from Dr Oetker (Dr Oetlul more like am I right) are a Food of Shame you're supposed to eat by yourself
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Carbon dioxide posted:Because you guys seem so interested in Big Americans I looked up all of them for you.
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The direst pizza is Billys Pan Pizza https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzHH21J0UC8
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I would eat all of those and I make no apologies
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OwlFancier posted:I believe the steady state hot dog hypothesis has been debunked for some time and the science now favors the idea that the hot dog has a beginning and an end. With that settled, can we move on to researching sausage-crust pizza? 
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DontMockMySmock posted:Do the two sausage ends exist somewhere in that crust or did they use dark magic to somehow create a perfectly toroidal hot dog? 
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Killer robot posted:With that settled, can we move on to researching sausage-crust pizza?
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Killer robot posted:With that settled, can we move on to researching sausage-crust pizza? Lou Malnati’s gluten free pizza is on a bed of sausage https://www.loumalnatis.com/blog/crustless-not-your-average-deep-dish/
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm shocked that I have not seen a variant of this at Aldi as well as purchased one. I got mine at Penny, I don't think I ever saw it at any of the bigger stores.
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Trevor Hale posted:Lou Malnati’s gluten free pizza is on a bed of sausage WHEN WILL CHICAGO BE STOPPED
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RandomFerret posted:My, and the only sensible, take on this issue: LifeSunDeath posted:Oh I love these, never let them dissolve though, gotta crunch through that egg. These are all my 3yo rn Unrelated but very appreciated: CPColin posted:RIP Enrico Palazzo
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https://twitter.com/TheDoctorCarson/status/1280214949684486147
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Somfin posted:Goddamn it "pentameter" means five feet, "iambic pentameter," means five iambs, you don't need "correct pentameter" you just have some form of meter because literally all sentences have meter because it's a measurement  except "iambic pentameter"
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3D Megadoodoo posted:The direst pizza is Billys Pan Pizza kim cattrall definitely dodged a date with one of the mcpoyles
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Azhais posted:I bet 95% of the people on this forum weren't even born when his most famous soundtrack was done the opening track to John Carpenter's The Thing?
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i mean...i would think that nearly anyone would have this reaction no matter the context, not just an ikea employee workshop: might be better as "me: takes a dump in the toilet" or such
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Dash Rendar posted:the opening track to John Carpenter's The Thing? Well, he did get nominated for a Golden Raspberry for that one I suppose
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Which is dumb because the thing has a great soundtrack.
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jokes aside, people didn't "get" The Thing when it released. it came out at the same time as E.T. and crashed. Ebert panned it, people walked out of theatres in disgust, and Carpenter's promos in Letterman at the time were awkward as gently caress. The Thing earned its rep over time.
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The Thing is one of my two favourite films tied with Alien. Just goes to show people in the past were garbo. Also ebert didn't like anything that was at all like a slasher film because he was a big dumb nerd.
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por exemple:
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same but the steamed hams simpsons bit
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Like it's literally your job to be good at appreciating films and you cannot appreciate The Thing, what even are you for, a useless human is what.
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All yall flabbergasted at the Big Americans pizzas have to remember that to most of the world, America is the most ridiculous place on earth. You can attribute basically anything stupid and weird to america and its extremely believable to most anyone.
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The thing is such a good film, I am of course referring to the 2011 version
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Biplane posted:All yall flabbergasted at the Big Americans pizzas have to remember that to most of the world, America is the most ridiculous place on earth. You can attribute basically anything stupid and weird to america and its extremely believable to most anyone. Isn't it warranted, considering, for example, in Montana people are by law prohibited from eating jacket potatoes because of some 200 year old dispute with Canada?
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oldpainless posted:The thing is such a good film, I am of course referring to the 2011 version It is indeed superior, in all, ways
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Paladinus posted:Isn't it warranted, considering, for example, in Montana people are by law prohibited from eating jacket potatoes because of some 200 year old dispute with Canada? Say what, now? Content: 
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