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Ok, Millennial The family-friendly game of hilarious Boomer and Millennial stereotypes.  We’re excited to share Ok, Millennial with the world. Ok, Millennial is a hilarious new party game that is actually safe to play with your parents. Our game pokes good-natured fun at Millennials and Boomers alike, touching on the best stereotypes and experiences of each generation. From an “emotional support peacock” to “still having a landline,” we leave no stone unturned. The best part is that Ok, Millennial is easy to pick up and start playing right away! No wasted hours trying to teach drunk family members the rules.  What do I get? Each game comes with 75 “question” cards along with 375 “answer” cards, each containing an LOL-worthy stereotype or cultural observation about a Boomer or Millennial. Every question card works with Boomer or Millennial - or make up your own group to tease! Coin not included. We recommend asking the nearest Boomer if you need one! Analog: The simplest productivity system  Analog is a physical companion for your digital tools that helps you prioritize and focus on your most important tasks. How many times have you taken out your phone to check your to-do list only to find yourself pulled into the black hole of digital distractions? Digital apps are great for capturing things, but they’re not great at helping us put those things into action. Each Analog Card Pack include 50 cards - enough cards to get you through an entire month (with a few extras in case you need to start over). 35 Today Cards 10 Next Cards 5 Someday Cards The 3″x5″ cards are printed on 100# smooth uncoated paper that feels great to write on. The cards come neatly packed in a custom die cut box which comes in handy for storing extras or taking them on the go.   Edit:Hell even better actual card stock Hub Cat has a new favorite as of 08:35 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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Hub Cat posted:Analog: The simplest productivity system This is clearly someone out to either scam idiots or make fun of them and I approve of it.
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It's definitely aimed at the people who are way deep into the bullet journal lifestyle which uses similar symbols to mark tasks done and separates them into today/soon/later style categories. Some people are really into the aesthetic of fancy notebooks and paper and stuff. I mean, I am too, but I'm too cheap to buy any of this stuff these days.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Forget magic cars, this guy just invented . . . net bags. From some time ago, but I am rolling that someone Kickstarted a thing I have several crochet patterns for sitting on my hard drive, and have had them for some time.
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AngryRobotsInc posted:From some time ago, but I am rolling that someone Kickstarted a thing I have several crochet patterns for sitting on my hard drive, and have had them for some time. Nothing is more kick*ss than crochet.
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ok there's no way this isn't a troll at that retail price lmao
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 physical materials subscription Surprised there isn't DRM in the form of a slot in the wooden holder.
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There's a wodge of thermite attached to a bluetooth transceiver, in the event that you stop subscription. Also, Cards Against Grandma? Cool, cool.
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insta posted:
ARM in this case, surely?
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Using non-approved cards causes the Bluetooth integration on the wooden dock to disconnect.
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You know that tiresome drawer full of tongs we all have? What if you could replace tongs with a gadget half the size of tongs that you add cutlery to to make tongs whenever you need a tong? https://i.imgur.com/b2XTJ8l.gifv You may be thinking, "Why would I want that? Why would anyone want that?" Well, I'll let them explain:  Cleaning is a hassle? Really? Really?!? I hate doing dishes, but I've never felt tongs were especially burdensome. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.  Huh. Well see there's my problem. I only have like 2 sets of tongs, when obviously the average is, uh, 13. Clearly you need all those specialized shapes for reasons. Except not really, because all those specialized shapes are going to be replaced by forks and/or spoons.  Wow, what a great deal! Get yours now!!! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/anytongs/anytongs-the-better-safer-way-to-cook-and-serve-food
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They should be marketing to the rich five-year-old-me market, which would have paid any price for tongs that could have forks attached to them, if I'd had access to money.
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e: double gently caress, nobody pay attention to this
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e: It has taken me well over a decade here to learn that quote is not edit
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e: gently caress
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Because when you're picking up food with tongs you want to be worried that the things holding your food could very well fall out.
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The tong nonsense is great thread content, but Captain Hygiene's misfiring trigger finger is better.
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I will mispost twice for you for the low, low price of $19.99. An extra post included if you order within the next thirty minutes!
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I see someone started their election drinking early. 
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Wow! ten new posts by this thread I foll—.... oh....
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Iron Prince posted:Wow! ten new posts by this thread I foll—.... oh.... they're good posts Brent
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Haha more important than a chef's knife, my rear end. You can't cook almost anything without a knife but I only really need tongs when I need to handle both raw meat and other stuff at the same time. E: fixed phone posting mobby_6kl has a new favorite as of 14:11 on Nov 3, 2020 |
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You get two pair of regular old metal restaurant tongs, one big one small, hook that poo poo on the oven door and pass them on to your kids
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Kickstarter's official motto should be "Solutions looking for a problem."
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mobby_6kl posted:Haha more important than a chef's knife, my rear end. You can't cook almost anything with a knife but I only really need tongs when I need to handle both raw meat and other stuff at the same time. I like the bit where he picks up a fork to flip over some raw chicken then picks up a second fork , make tongs and flips over the chicken. Something easily doable with just the fork in the first place.
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What if I want to cut something while using the tongs? Is that problem solved yet?
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RandomPauI posted:What if I want to cut something while using the tongs? Is that problem solved yet? Yes you use the anytong with a spork with a knife edge like this: 
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mobby_6kl posted:Yes you use the anytong with a spork with a knife edge like this: That seems like a good way to accidentally cut yourself in the mouth.
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I actually got a similar one from aliexpress a while ago and the "knife" part is pretty dull so I think it wouldnt' be a problem unless you're really trying to hurt yourself with it
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muscles like this! posted:Because when you're picking up food with tongs you want to be worried that the things holding your food could very well fall out. I use my silicone and wood tongs in the hot pan while I'm cooking, I sure as poo poo don't want to be doing that with my expensive flatware
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Good way to get your pans all scratched up too.
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mobby_6kl posted:I actually got a similar one from aliexpress a while ago and the "knife" part is pretty dull so I think it wouldnt' be a problem unless you're really trying to hurt yourself with it Oh I plan to.
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One of those sets of tongs is intended to take sugar cubes out of dainty little bowls. Another one I recognize as tea tongs, for taking teabags out of the kettle. Not exactly things you can replace with standard size silverware.
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Think it's pretty clear anyone buying "replace all these items with this one thing!" stuff from kickstarter or wherever else doesn't really have a drawer with 18 different types of tongs, they actually have a drawer with 18 different weird kickstarter cutlery gadgets (most of which don't work as well as whatever they're replacing, all of which are probably harder to clean and store and will break easily)
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Think it's pretty clear anyone buying "replace all these items with this one thing!" stuff from kickstarter or wherever else doesn't really have a drawer with 18 different types of tongs, they actually have a drawer with 18 different weird kickstarter cutlery gadgets (most of which don't work as well as whatever they're replacing, all of which are probably harder to clean and store and will break easily) And probably all made of pot metal sold as "aluminium" instead of stainless.
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Sign up to my kickstarter which will replace your 18 weird kickstarter gadgets with a single uber kickstarter gadget which doesn't work
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Qwertycoatl posted:Sign up to my kickstarter which will replace your 18 weird kickstarter gadgets with a single uber kickstarter gadget which doesn't work So, it's just The Bathroom Buddy?
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Qwertycoatl posted:Sign up to my kickstarter which will replace your 18 weird kickstarter gadgets with a single uber kickstarter gadget which doesn't work Yes but does it use the blockchain? No? I bet I can't even put it on my belt next to my kickstarted artisanal multitool and tactical fedora either.
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