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I knew a dude who said "only two things are certain in life, death and herpes" and I was really scared of him so I never corrected him
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Was it all the herpes he had?
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Jul 7, 2020 07:46
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he did not have visible herpes at any point that I knew him which quite frankly added to my complete and utter lack of curiosity about how exactly he had picked up that phrase
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Jul 7, 2020 07:50
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gently caress, no piklets at Coles. Lock down is gonna be poo poo
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Jul 7, 2020 08:36
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KajiTheMelonMan posted:gently caress, no piklets at Coles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JmZ9ADhYg
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Jul 7, 2020 08:55
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In these lovely times I reckon we could all use some good news. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnEM2OHOmiA (Like... yes.. the bulletin does start off lovely... but it's Hendo's last broadcast) (Hendo's still alive and kicking as well if you're curious)
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Jul 7, 2020 10:58
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Attending a admiralty law webinar to learn the secrets to tax avoidance
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Jul 7, 2020 11:39
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Im merely travelling under colour of law, sir
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Jul 7, 2020 12:38
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I don’t need to pay taxes as I am legally registered as a boat
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Jul 7, 2020 22:52
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Sovereign citizens are so loving awful they are literally the only assholes that make me feel sorry for cops when they have to deal with them.
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Jul 7, 2020 23:14
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I knew a dude who said "only two things are certain in life, death and herpes" and I was really scared of him so I never corrected him This sounds like an autistic room mate I had. He would just play video games all day and say poo poo like this and the N word. Biggest drop kick I have ever met.
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Isaac posted:Attending a admiralty law webinar to learn the secrets to tax avoidance You're a crook Captain Hook Judge won't you throw the book AT THIS PIIII-RAAAAATE?
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Posting from iPod. Took my phone to get it’s socket replaced at a phone repair shop but when the dude fixed that he ended breaking the screen. Waiting for that to be fixed
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Jul 8, 2020 03:38
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NVJ is a price check scan pillar at Target
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Lube Enthusiast posted:NVJ is a price check scan pillar at the reject shop Ftfy
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Jul 8, 2020 05:13
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As a moorish Australian, youse pigs can't stop me travelling to the bottlo
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Jul 8, 2020 06:02
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Mate it's 2020 Just get the grog delivered to your house 
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Jul 8, 2020 06:36
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If an employee has offered you hand sanitizer recently, it was probably NVJ.
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Jul 8, 2020 06:54
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Just cooked schnitzel for the first time and the whole while I'm thinking about what a messy fuckin faff it is. But once I tasted it, it was all worth while. Schnitzel is delicious. There's a lot of good in this world even when it's poo poo outside. Stay safe fellas.
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Jul 8, 2020 07:45
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The only time I've ever heard the word faff is in the Ronnie johns skit where the British soccer players love kicking each other in the janglies
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Jul 8, 2020 07:48
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I spent too long in England and now I'm irreversibly damaged
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Jul 8, 2020 08:17
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Do your janglies look like veal schnitty?
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Rozzbot posted:I spent too long in England and now I'm irreversibly damaged you need to purify yourself in the waters of the Hawkesbury
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Jul 8, 2020 08:51
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Take a poo poo in the Murray river.
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Rozzbot posted:Just cooked schnitzel for the first time and the whole while I'm thinking about what a messy fuckin faff it is. You'll get better at doing it without making a godawful mess. These days I put two plates and a bowl on the stove top to crumb things and the only mess is a bit of spilt flour.
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Jukeboxblues posted:Take a poo poo in the Murray river. Just make sure you do it from the NSW side
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Infinitum posted:In these lovely times I reckon we could all use some good news. gently caress yeah I loved Third Watch when I was a teenager. That hot AF EMT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0IaJz0tAzU
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Jul 8, 2020 09:30
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Jukeboxblues posted:Take a poo poo in the Murray river. It's admirable that you want to improve the Murray like this
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Jul 8, 2020 09:32
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Digging a tunnel from Wodonga to Albury to smuggle potato cakes over the border.
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Rozzbot posted:Just cooked schnitzel for the first time and the whole while I'm thinking about what a messy fuckin faff it is. this is why parma is a pub food
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To really max out a schnitty I recommend brining the chicken breast in salt water for like 20 mins before crumbing it etc. Gets the seasoning all through it and makes it hell juicy
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Jul 8, 2020 11:12
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stop loving around and make kebabs pub food. All the poo poo in the world happens on the walk between the pub and the kebabatorium
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Jul 8, 2020 11:34
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tardwrangler posted:stop loving around and make kebabs pub food. Is this going to be another eastern states dialect thing, because I have always called them kebaberies. I don't mind kebabatorium tho. Has a nice ring to it.
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NPR Journalizard posted:Is this going to be another eastern states dialect thing, because I have always called them kebaberies. Sounds like a Sonic boss
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Jul 8, 2020 11:44
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i get my potato scallops from the kebab hut, in the kebab district.
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potato fritters
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Potato disk
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Jul 8, 2020 11:59
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Old mate droppin truth bombs. https://i.imgur.com/RP99aCz.mp4 Right click -> Unmute
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Schneider Inside Her posted:To really max out a schnitty I recommend brining the chicken breast in salt water for like 20 mins before crumbing it etc. Gets the seasoning all through it and makes it Don't bother with all that malarkey. Beef parmy is the top tier schnitzel based foods.
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Throw another prawn schnitzel on the barbi woulda Almut?
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