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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Btw in case you're still holding out hope, there's going to be no college or high school football this year. And like an 8 game NFL season at best.

https://twitter.com/JakeLahut/status/1281216520715210752

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hank Hill would be so mad

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Diva Cupcake posted:

Btw in case you're still holding out hope, there's going to be no college or high school football this year. And like an 8 game NFL season at best.

https://twitter.com/JakeLahut/status/1281216520715210752

nah i think they'll end up cancelling inter conference play next and push the season start to october, then back to november, before just giving up all hope.

8 games is completely unrealistic. especially since you'd start seeing a spike in cases like after week 2.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/patrickmahomes/status/1281237274223538178?s=21

when half a billion isn’t enough

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
He'll probably never even have to touch any of that $500m.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

all superstar qbs and maybe the occasional god-tier d-linemen should go hard with the goal of eventually buying all the teams

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

He's learning to shill at a way younger age than Peyton did

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


a neat cape posted:

He's learning to shill at a way younger age than Peyton did

Everyone learned from Peyton that the good money, even if it's not the most, is in the part of the job that doesn't risk getting your brains scrambled.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

a neat cape posted:

He's learning to shill at a way younger age than Peyton did

Peyton wasn’t MVP/SB winner at his age either, probably had fewer opportunities

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Still not the Brady galaxy brain level grift, but good for him. Get that ACTUAL guaranteed money.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Just needs a hotdog and some Wranglers and he's Brett Favre.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Kalli posted:

Hank Hill would be so mad

Hank Hill wasn't evil.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

This is good. This shows me the NFL understands the challenges of playing during global pandemic and is taking serious, concrete steps to mitigate the risk of spreading of Covid-19. Actions like these save lives.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1281258594646855683?s=20

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!


I'm Patrick Mahomes, and this is my favorite beer on the Citadel.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fsif posted:

This is good. This shows me the NFL understands the challenges of playing during global pandemic and is taking serious, concrete steps to mitigate the risk of spreading of Covid-19. Actions like these save lives.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1281258594646855683?s=20

Deck chairs on the Titanic.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

fsif posted:

This is good. This shows me the NFL understands the challenges of playing during global pandemic and is taking serious, concrete steps to mitigate the risk of spreading of Covid-19. Actions like these save lives.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1281258594646855683?s=20

They tried this in the Premier League and limited interaction to touching elbows. It's especially dumb in the NFL where you have linemen lined up inches from each other then slamming into each other for 3 hours.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


CyberPingu posted:

They tried this in the Premier League and limited interaction to touching elbows. It's especially dumb in the NFL where you have linemen lined up inches from each other then slamming into each other for 3 hours.

p much:

https://twitter.com/WallStCynic/status/1281260172644679680?s=20

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



A.o.D. posted:

Hank Hill wasn't evil.

He'd be super mad at people denying him football because they refused to wear masks like jackasses.

He'd also be super upset as the Cougars would be completely unable to play football while wearing masks. Bobby all passing out trying to run 10 yards, Joseph having his mask fly up and block his vision throwing a pass. Just a complete embarrassment.

He'd also still be voting straight ticket Republican.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



CyberPingu posted:

They tried this in the Premier League and limited interaction to touching elbows. It's especially dumb in the NFL where you have linemen lined up inches from each other then slamming into each other for 3 hours.

The NFL where players literally jam their hands up the asses of other players in the pile to try and dislodge the football will prevent them from shaking hands after the game.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Hank would be mad at Dale for not wearing a mask then kick his rear end when he finds out his actions led to the cause of football stopping

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Metapod posted:

Hank would be mad at Dale for not wearing a mask then kick his rear end when he finds out his actions led to the cause of football stopping

That does sound like a king of the hill plot

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Its Rinaldo posted:

That does sound like a king of the hill plot

Dale would eventually wear a mask with a hole cut in it for his cigarettes.

Bill would never have his mask covering both his nose and mouth at the same time.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Boomhauer has to speak slower and clearer because of the mask muffling him even more.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Somehow Boomhauer talks perfectly fine but is muffled to unintelligible levels due to the mask.

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




I forgot to check when the news broke but what was the reaction here to the Mahomes and Cam deals?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

fsif posted:

This is good. This shows me the NFL understands the challenges of playing during global pandemic and is taking serious, concrete steps to mitigate the risk of spreading of Covid-19. Actions like these save lives.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1281258594646855683?s=20

Amazing.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Shadow225 posted:

I forgot to check when the news broke but what was the reaction here to the Mahomes and Cam deals?

For Mahomes basically 'holy poo poo!' and then 'HOLY poo poo!' when the half a billion dollars thing came out, then kinda 'oh this is fine and he didn't get nearly enough guaranteed' when the actual details leaked.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Meanwhile the Cam deal had the reactions you'd expect from something good happening to the Patriots.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Shadow225 posted:

I forgot to check when the news broke but what was the reaction here to the Mahomes and Cam deals?

check the title of the thread

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Even if we have football, it's gonna be a massive loving mistake y'all. I know I'm preaching to the choir but I just gotta put it out there for my own sake.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Shadow225 posted:

I forgot to check when the news broke but what was the reaction here to the Mahomes and Cam deals?

Imagine seeing a 12 year contract for half a billion dollars and then finding out it raised the Chiefs' cap by 30 grand

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

kiimo posted:

Imagine seeing a 12 year contract for half a billion dollars and then finding out it raised the Chiefs' cap by 30 grand

Well like all NFL contracts it’s mostly bullshit.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well like all NFL contracts it’s mostly bullshit.

Cam's contract has a ton of playtime incentives and they all count as not likely to be earned because he only played 19% of snaps last year.

Just exists so that Cam has no cap hit this year.

Despite being an up to $7.5m contract this year, the Patriots got salary cap space by signing Cam, because his minimum salary + veteran status is lower then the rando-51st guy's rookie contract cap hit.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Diva Cupcake posted:

Btw in case you're still holding out hope, there's going to be no college or high school football this year. And like an 8 game NFL season at best.

https://twitter.com/JakeLahut/status/1281216520715210752

Probably applies to every HS because they have enough trouble as it is with insurance covering HS football, I doubt they'll cover a huge risk factor like Covid.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1281288085058342913

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







fsif posted:

This is good. This shows me the NFL understands the challenges of playing during global pandemic and is taking serious, concrete steps to mitigate the risk of spreading of Covid-19. Actions like these save lives.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1281258594646855683?s=20

https://twitter.com/idjmoore/status/1281287555602939910?s=21

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/gkittle46/status/1281290071669440512

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1281289536740438016?s=20

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1281300009321992195?s=19

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Impecable timing.

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