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theflyingexecutive posted:do you also have the link for the “grow a hitler moustache” competition? it’ll probably be lacking because of all the waffleimages but still oh god that one hipster on his bike just kept it going for way too long
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vyelkin posted:are these slippers exclusively for people with "wide stances"? they're for your mom
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Filthy Hans posted:Disney was so blindsided by Trump winning that they had only worked on a Hillary animatronic so they basically put Trump hair on said Hillary animatronic, further Trumpified it by about 10% and called it a day this is just so, SO good. Donald J Trump is the first president of the United States with absolutely no political or military experience. And Hilly Rodham Clinton lost to him in the 2016 US Election.
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MD2020 posted:I think during the Alito confirmation some wag suggested tounge-in-cheek that Bush should have nominated Cruz because all the Democratic senators would confirm just to get rid of him. I think you mean Obama and Gorsuch, since Ted Cruz wasn't a senator until 2013.
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Virginia Thomas calling Anita Hill in 2010 to demand she recant her testimony
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Algund Eenboom posted:gently caress this guy- not for what he did, but for the inevitable legislative response Watch Bush start a loving war
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El_Elegante posted:Virginia Thomas calling Anita Hill in 2010 to demand she recant her testimony Would love to have heard that response. I'm sure it was curt
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Algund Eenboom posted:gently caress this guy- not for what he did, but for the inevitable legislative response A stone cold classic Lost the thread where it showed up though
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vyelkin posted:Watch Bush start a loving war man that's the greatest post in the history of sa
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zegermans posted:big pharma patenting enantiomer pure ketamine because the normal racemic is old as hell and generic, then lobbying to make sure the generic stuff is still schedule 1 while selling their mostly therapeutically identical stuff for 3200 a pill I understood this post! gently caress them, and also gently caress enantiomers. Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Boris Johnson is a calculating moron putting on a show and playing up his buffoonery. I can't help but think that Ted Cruz is just being Ted Cruz, and really is that uncharismatic and dumb. Ted Cruz absolutely has zero charisma, which is ironic because he actually understand how important theatrics are to modern American politics. But he's such a goober that he can't pull it off himself, which is why he'd volunteering another politician to wrestle Ron Perlman or whatever.
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vyelkin posted:I think you mean Obama and Gorsuch, since Ted Cruz wasn't a senator until 2013. The important thing is that nobody likes Cruz. And the second most important thing is that Beto mistakenly thought that meant people actually liked him. MD2020 has issued a correction as of 22:28 on Jul 9, 2020 |
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Subjunctive posted:was Obama having trouble getting Democrat senators to confirm Gorsuch? “nominate a Republican and the Republicans will confirm them, ho ho” doesn’t seem like much of a bon mot either, so I’m confused lol I messed up the names of course, I meant Obama and Garland at the time, when it was obvious McConnell wouldn't confirm anyone Obama nominated, the joke was that Obama should nominate Cruz because the Senate would confirm him just to get rid of him
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Spergin Morlock posted:Beto was a prominent member of Cult of the Dead Cow his nomme de posting was "Psychedelic Warlord."
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moist turtleneck posted:I remembered wilbur ross wearing expensive slippers after hearing about brooks brothers going down so I looked up the brand wilbur chooses and they have covid 19 slippers now
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