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Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Did someone take my post about slaver lawyers seriously? Come on

I probably couldn't take you seriously if I tried.

E: this is a bad thread snipe, pretend this says "There and back again, a tale of cultural appropriation of ancient nordic religion and the loving Kalevala"

Nice piece of fish fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jul 9, 2020

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Moneyball posted:

I cannot name names

You are reminded that you are under oath sir, so when I ask you in front of this here jury to confirm that I ain't no snitch and I ain't no bitch, it is your obligation before God and Country to tell the truth!

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Did someone take my post about slaver lawyers seriously? Come on



laws? :black101:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Moneyball posted:

Lots of reports coming from this thread over the past couple days. I don't read it since all I know about law talkers is :doink: and that weird symbol that looks like an S
Nobody's rule breaking, just slap fighting. I imagine you can sort it out yourselves, but I'll push buttons if you want

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Rainmaking Blood

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

It's been a while but I'm sure I have my Holmgang axe somewhere

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Moneyball posted:

I cannot name names

Incorrect. I outed dumb reports all the time when I was a mod.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
There’s a goldmined report thread where wojack (i think) tried to report people saying he’s a lovely person in a thread where he tried to rehome his awesome dogs (because he’s a lovely person).

Mookie
Mar 22, 2005

I have to return some videotapes.
I have been told that my existence was in doubt. Rest assured, I live.

terrorist ambulance
Nov 5, 2009
Cursed year folks, am I right

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?

Moneyball posted:

I think I get yelled at if I do it.

But anyway, nothing worthy of discipline was reported. I don't think I've ever had to hand out a probation for this thread.



Confirmed best thread on the forums

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
For real it wasn't me

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Meatbag Esq. posted:

Confirmed best thread on the forums

I was unaware we had a mod and assumed we were self policing like good lawyers. Like Michael Cohen.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
It was wojtek that had his report goldmined: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3611265

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

blarzgh posted:

For real it wasn't me

That's what all the snitches say

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Look, I'm just a weak poster against a powerful opponent or system (mods), who's conduct, motivations, and morals are reprehensible.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

blarzgh posted:

Look, I'm just a weak poster against a powerful opponent or system (mods), who's conduct, motivations, and morals are reprehensible.

Now you’re getting it except it’s “whose”

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Okay it was blarzgh

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
This is why I still post here.

Eminent Domain
Sep 23, 2007



Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Moneyball posted:

Okay it was blarzgh

Shame the title's already changed so recently.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Moneyball posted:

Okay it was blarzgh

:eyepop:

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Mookie posted:

I have been told that my existence was in doubt. Rest assured, I live.

hard times cut the cocaine budget?

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

JohnCompany posted:

Shame the title's already changed so recently.

I’d back a new name change except nobody knows who Blatzgh is

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

So how about that Gorsuch decision in McGirt v. Oklahoma?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Vox Nihili posted:

So how about that Gorsuch decision in McGirt v. Oklahoma?

Really good, op.

Popero
Apr 17, 2001

.406/.553/.735
Apparently he's historically good on native American issues???

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

I've been wrong on this before, but that's got to be fake.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Really good op.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
It's fake but the real tweets about today's rulings are equally rewarding

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1281206685395292160

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Boring, get some new material loser

E: I made that tweet and if the guy had balls and any brains he would have tweeted it himself

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Boring, get some new material loser

E: I made that tweet and if the guy had balls and any brains he would have tweeted it himself

The brains part is why I didn't think it was him.

Eminent Domain
Sep 23, 2007



Vox Nihili posted:

So how about that Gorsuch decision in McGirt v. Oklahoma?

I'm still laughing about it.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Javid posted:

It's fake but the real tweets about today's rulings are equally rewarding

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1281206685395292160

This was almost an hour and a half prior to the rulings. I wonder if he got advance notice or was just ragetweeting at fox again.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Moneyball posted:

Lots of reports coming from this thread over the past couple days. I don't read it since all I know about law talkers is :doink: and that weird symbol that looks like an S
Nobody's rule breaking, just slap fighting. I imagine you can sort it out yourselves, but I'll push buttons if you want

did blarzgh report me for calling hima hobbit rear end bitch bc i stand behind it

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Mookie posted:

I have been told that my existence was in doubt. Rest assured, I live.

holy poo poo

the black stars rise, hail Carcosa

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I'M BEING SLANDERED

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

blarzgh posted:

I'M BEING SLANDERED

I'd represent you, but

Moose_Knuck posted:

Every lawyer passes the buck until it reaches the public defender. Not only does public defender get poo poo pay, but they have to represent every single despicable client. No self-respecting person would stick around for that, so the job eventually attracts worse and worse candidates. Sure, the "bads" get screwed, but so do the people that actually need a competent public defender.
Apparently the experts think you're screwed.

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