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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

the U in USB stands for USB

what’s the u in usb then?

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George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
its u

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
:unsmith:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
name your primary drive B or even Q. there is no law that says it has to be C.

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
fat32 was just the lead dev's tinder handle

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

big o? more like big no

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
everyone assumed NeXTSTEP was pronounced “next-step”. false. it should be properly pronounced “en-exts-eps” as a subtle hint at Steve Jobs’ favorite band INXS.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

President Beep posted:

name your primary drive B or even Q. there is no law that says it has to be C.

install windows to C:\linux

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

suffix posted:

fat32 was just the lead dev's tinder handle

people at work caught him looking at fat12

animist
Aug 28, 2018
all pillows have a REST interface

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

bustin makes me feel terrible

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

bustin makes me feel terrible

but NetBurstin makes me feel good

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
humanize yourself and face from bloodshed

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

the touch bar is much more useful than the obsolete function keys

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

carry on then posted:

they say java runs on 3 billion devices, but has anyone seen them all in a room together?

it has said java runs on 3 billion devices for five years straight.

it’s not a brag, it’s a hard limit.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
winamp didn't really whip the llama's rear end

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

unban space kimchi. register space kimchi a forums account

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Plank Walker posted:

winamp didn't really whip the llama's rear end

it whipped everyones rear end actually

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Ploft-shell crab posted:

most people who get big hard ons about design patterns and “best practices” are huge navel gazers and the guy who bangs out poo poo that works in PHP or some other lesser language with bad designs is way better to have on your team

When I see patterns in my programs, I consider it a sign of trouble. The shape of a program should reflect only the problem it needs to solve.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
wow check out morpheus over here or w/e

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

bubble sort was in fact initially called babble sort because it takes a lot of boring steps like people talking in roundabout ways for little info, but a printing error turned the ‘a’ from babble into the ‘u’ in bubble

animist
Aug 28, 2018
all sorting algorithms are O(1) if you don't care about ordering

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

animist posted:

all sorting algorithms are O(1) if you don't care about ordering

ah, the postmodern sorting algorithm

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
borting algorithm

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
there does exist a program that can tell whether another one terminates

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Ploft-shell crab posted:

there does exist a program that can tell whether another one terminates

yeah it's called kill -9

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

goto considered awesome

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
you’re operating system is quite good

animist
Aug 28, 2018

carry on then posted:

yeah it's called kill -9

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is not detecting when a program terminates real Hahahaha CJ Just look at The Screen Like computer toucher open Your Eyes Haha

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
It’s actually really smart to post phrenology rants on your LinkedIn profile.

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
Actually, it’s really smart just to have a LinkedIn profile.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
what is it exactly that "computers" are "computing" anyway

makes u think

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

ram is a male computer. female computers use ewe.

:laugh:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
macs are good

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
mongodb is not web scale

animist
Aug 28, 2018
the internet is not actually very big

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
The internet did not make you stupid because I was already dumb af!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Schadenboner posted:

The internet did not make you stupid because I was already dumb af!

we need to get jeffrey to change the site's motto to "the internet ensures you are stupid" once he takes over. that way we can be technically correct if slightly less pithy

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Hammerite posted:

we need to get jeffrey to change the site's motto to "the internet ensures you are stupid" once he takes over. that way we can be technically correct if slightly less pithy

:hmmyes:

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